Gentlemen:
We are finally getting some RBI in! It's a 7-player, round-robin tourney. Starts at 2pm, so check back for brackets and updates....
Round 1 Scores:
Gantry (Bo) 16, Lipitz (13)
Pots (Mn) 14, Todd (Bo) 1 - 5in
Jason (Stl) 21, Zorb (Dt) 11 - 8in
Breakdown on the rules:
1 game round robin, every plays each other once. You can only use a team once during the round robin. The exception to that is zorb, who gets Detroit everytime because he sucks.
More to come...
A quick rebound.
I slaughtered Zorba in 2 innings.
Lipitz 14 (SF), Zorba 2 (Det)
OK, here's the story.... I am the fucking champion!! Never has one man dominated RBI like I did tonight. The rundown:
Round Robin:
Gantry 5-0
Potsie 3-2
Jason 3-2
Lipitz 3-2
Todd 1-4
Zorba 0-5
Potsie won the tiebreaker because he had the most slaughters. When we got to the finals:
Game One
Gantry (Dt) 24, Potsie (Ca) 20
16 HRs to 13
Game Two
Gantry (Ca) 28, Potsie (Dt) 12, 6 Innings
18 HRs to 8
That makes me the champ with a perfect 7-0 record. Not only that, but I had to play Detroit (easily the best straight team) every fucking game except when it was my turn to pick Detroit. That's 5-0 with 4 victories against Detroit. If you include the finals, I was 7-0 with a 5-0 record against Detroit. Never will you see domination like this again, too bad it wasn't the real RBI Tourney. Regardless, I am the fucking best...
And yes, I had a few beers. Potsie and I implemented drinking rules for the finals and we started drinking at 2pm. It doesn't matter, I am the fucking champ!!!
Dee-Nee!
Gantry, I must admit, that's pretty damn impressive. Going .500 against Detroit is tough enough.
7-0 is especially impressive since you had to use 7 different teams. Matchups like NY or STL vs DET must make it extremely difficult to pull out a win in str8 pitch.
I can't even look at the above postings with Potsie's avatar. That's some of the nastiest shit I've ever seen. No pun intended.
It was an impressive night, but I didn't use 7 different teams, only 5. You had to choose a different team only during the round robin matchup. After that, we went back to normal picking....
Where and when is the real tourny? :)
Here's a serious question: what the fuck is that thing for Lips' picture? I rarely watch porn and it's way too much of a closeup to tell what it is. Looks like maybe an earlobe. Little help. No matter what it is, this thread is hard to take. Fuckin' gross.
The real tourney is typically in late April at the Dee-Nee house...
That pic of Potsie's is a butthole, enjoy...
Gantry, I was afraid you were going to say that. My fear has been confirmed. I still think it could be an earlobe. Earwax anyone? Okay, sorry, that was really gross.
It's not Potsie's butthole, is it?
No, but it is my finger.