Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow shortly.
Ouch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
my team sucks.
"shortley" being the appropriate word!
I can't remember all of last season, but I don't recall any games goiing that fast.
you don't recall me being in the league, either.
coincidence?
I don't know how to watch the game. Wha happened? Ryno get mercied?
Recap:
It didn't take long for The South Arkansas Penis to announce itself as a major force in the Fantasy RBI League. In the team's opening game of play on Monday before a packed house at Tengen Stadium, they humiliated a woeful Creamy Pirates team 10-0 in a game stopped in the second inning because of the 10-run mercy rule.
The South Arkansas Penis racked up 11 hits off of losing pitcher Bobby Ojeda. Eric Davis and Jeffrey Leonard each homered, with Davis driving in five runs. Bert Blyleven threw two scoreless innings to pick up the quick victory.
"This was an absolute joke," said Creamy Pirates GM and manager Richard Man Freddy. "I mean, we lost to a bunch of Penises. Or is that Peni? I don't know, and I don't (expletive deleted) care!"
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/fightonusc/RBI%20Baseball/CpSpPt2.jpg)
The Penis premajuraly ejaculated all over the creamy pirates.
The pirates first two hitters got on base, but that was all she wrote from the creamies.
10 runs and 5 Eric Davis RBI later, the Penis had a 10-0 2 inning victory.
All Hail the Penis!
Whap, Whap!
I want to meet the genius who claims that Davis' homer was on 435! It was every bit of 650.
Does Blyleven get credit for a complete game?
Quote from: BeefMaster on 11/21/05, 01:33:36 PM
Does Blyleven get credit for a complete game?
If he does, then so would Ojeda.