Poll
Question:
What is your goto phrase when you make a bad play in RBI?
Option 1: FUCK!
votes: 8
Option 2: SHIT!
votes: 1
Option 3: GOD DAMNIT!
votes: 7
Option 4: YOU FUCKING CUNT!
votes: 0
Option 5: FUCKING DIE!
votes: 1
Option 6: THAT's BULLSHIT!
votes: 2
Option 7: STUPID CONTROLLER!
votes: 2
Option 8: Other (combo)
votes: 8
I normally go with a well stated echoing Fuck. On occasion I will throuw out a combination if its a crucial mistake.
I'll use:
1) Aye Captain
2) Arggg, Son of Whore
Both with a pirate accent.
Most of the time goddamit works.
Bullshit takes care of 3/4th of it, since any bad play is never my fault...
Obvioulsy, fuck is my choice word. Any combination of words with fuck works. Anything. I also usually toss my controller straightinto the air. Not high, just about a foot. Enough for it to be sorry for making a crucial mistake.
You'll hear me yell, "oh for fuck's sake" quite a bit.
Nightwulf
I had to choose "combo" since my goto is "eat a fucking donkey dick!"
Normally it is a random curse word of some sort. But when some shit happens that really fucks me over i tend to lean towards my coined phrase, Jesus Fucking God Damn Nigger Christ. It was coined on a random night at softball when a god damn girl pretty much no looked my line drive shot into her golve.... it would have easily been an inside the parker. i railed off the line and it stuck.
Now i usually just say JFGDNC and people get it.
PS I am not a racist and i am moderatly catholic. Sorry if i offened anyone.
yeah. I go with an original... "Jesus Fuck" Pronounced with pauses Geez-sus-phhhh-uck!!
Usually all of the above followed by the throwing of a Keysone Light can.
"mother fucker!!!!!!!!" >:(
Again, fuck is obviously my word of choice. But it's always used in a different way. Something is always messed up when I drop the f-bomb.
Cock Knocker!
Quote from: erhajj on 01/06/04, 12:48:46 AM
"mother fucker!!!!!!!!" >:(
I can't believe I forgot my old faithful....I say this one alot. Espically when I wake up in the morning.
I usually go with a "frick", most of my frustration though is physical as i throw down the controller and leave the room.
Teddy--the time you posted is amazing. I don't think anyone could do it again if they tried. This should go down in history.
11:11:11
In 1918, on 11/11 at 11:11 a.m., WWI ended.
Ted Williams was born on August 30 of the same year.
Minor connection, but maybe worth mentioning.
"What the Fuck?" is probably my phrase of choice...."cock sucking mother fucker" is a close second, though.
I actually flip off the televison. I use both hands.
bump...cock gobbler
Should have been mentioned, but the staple is Ass-n-Titties (http://dee-nee.com/rbi/glossary.shtml#ASS)
DJ Assault may be the most underrated performer of all time...
rat farts
I usually end up with random profanity and syllables... hell, people probably'd think I have Tourrete's... Current favorite: Mother Hell...
Mother bitchass has also always been a favorite.
guess i'm the only one who blames it on the fucking controller.
Don't forget the lag...you use that excuse a lot, too.
Quote from: JoeDirt on 02/06/05, 07:30:50 PM
Don't forget the lag...you use that excuse a lot, too.
yeah, but that one is legit.