I have decided that this will be RBIs final chance. In fact all nintendo games ever. I am playing with a golf glove on my left hand and some athletic tape on my fingers. In case i havent said it here before, i have come to the conclusion that the progammers of ALL nintendo systems and games including RBI thought it would be funny to make sure that the nintendo controller read fingerprints and anytime that mine, and only mine, were using the game system then it would instantly start cheating against me. I shall test my theory and report back all data.
P.S.
Now i know i have won gmaes before but they thought itd be funnier getting me to come back and get fucked over again.
I am feeling a series so i will report between each game. Hope that some of you get to this before all of them are over.
Brizonck... if this whole NES thing goes to shit, may I suggest that you go to the nearest busy intersection, chuck the NES deck into the road, then laugh like a mad scientist everytime a car hits it. If you can take pictures/video of this all the better.
OK. First game. Me Minnesota GoReds St. Louis.
Jack Clark 2 run shot in the 1st inning. weird since i never hit any with Jack Clark. then a Timmy Laudner solo shot in the 3rd. couple manufactrued runs in the 4th by STL. Then a solo shot by someone.... weve already forgot who hit it for me in the bottom of the 4th. Top of 7th terry pendleton solo shot... weird since he never hits any for me. and then the fun starts.... bottom 9 im down 5 to 2. i score one run then GoReds walks Randy Bush in the 8 hole to get to my pitcher. I bring in Davidson. see picture below.... Gay hole hit to the left side scores 2 and we are tied Stuart Smalley makes an out. no runs for GoReds in the top of the tenth. Then first pitch to Gary Gaetti.......GGGGGOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE see final scoreboard below.
then...
oh yeah i forgot to say. the bases were only loaded because of a doink by the left feilder.
final scoreboard
well an uneventful 2nd game of the series..... Me (Boston) GoReds(Califronia)
5 homers total and a 4 to 1 score. the rocket pitched beautifully giving up one homer in the first but then i got his control and shut out til the 7th and calvin schiraldi came in and got 9 straight outs to finish the game.
2 - 0 me in the series so far and i am thinking my fingerprint theory was correct. Even our cup of chips to draw teams hasnt fucked me yet..... oh we
Game 3 will be Me (Detroit GoReds (san fransisco)
Look at that... draw with the gloves on and i dont get houston in 3 straight draws. be back shortly with my winning results.
Game 3 was also fairly uneventful.... I won with detrout over saf fran 6 - 1 since im still wearing the golf gloves. Couple things we thought were worth mentioning.... JUribe went yard and Chet lemon smacked into right field (opposite field for him) and got thrown out at first. I personally didnt know the ball could be hit that hard the other way..
Anyway... Game 4 of the series is about to get under way... be back soon.
Game 4 was really really good. Me (St Louis) GoReds (Boston)... I really cant remember the full details Im sure GoReds will be on momentarily to post his first retirement in ages. I won the game 7 - 4. Whitey herzog started Danny Cox for some reason and the releived him in the 3rd or 4th for John Tudor who pitched beautifully.. Game was tied at 4 i believe in the 8th inning and Jim Lindeman hit a three run shot that proved to be the game winner. I feel that Roger was left in the game too long but still had a l8ittle stuff in the 8th and just hung one to Jim.
But In conclusion i have determined that the nintendo system DID read my finger prints and cheat against me.
I hate life....No retirement...but a break is needed no doubt....
Oh, and yeah...if you were wondering, Roger gave up five runs in eighth...a three run shot to Lindeman....but before that with one down, an AWFUL call by the home plate ump when some ST Louis FUCK obviously slid UNDER the tag at the plate and somehow the run scored...
Oh we did play a fifth game, and after Darryl Starwberry somehow threw the ball THROUGH a player I decided I wasnt going to throw the ball anymore so I tried to run down every batter....
I will give Briz a little respect tho.....He had great control...and he had the umps shipped in from baseball stars methinks
Good stuff guys, I love reading threads like this...
Some thoughts:
What are you doing keeping Uribe in? That is Spilmans spot baby!
I dont' know if I"ve ever seen a righty ground out to RF. I probably have but nothing pops up now...
Uribe was my only offense with SF......and I think SF gets little respect as being really really awful...because they are
SF is one of my favorite teams...but I do agree that they don't get any respect.