Me, Lips and Sperling are fighting for two spots. Rack and Potsie qualify already by making the final last year. Just bought 3 18-packs of Lite and Lipitz has arrived...
I hope to drop by around 8pm after work. I am going back up to Wisconsin so I won't be able to stay long. But long enough to see who is the most drunk and laugh at you fools.
is this a round robin er something? how does it play out.
i still say round robin fkn sucks. its fruity. i prefer round rooster!
Wait a sec...Lips is there already? What time are you starting? Will it be over by 8pm?
I miss TBT's smiley's.
Just saw the scroll. 4:30. Play slow.
Nobody has heard from Sperling since yesterday, so we may be running late...
We play each other three times, with 6 drinking games total. I'll let Lips tell you the rules...
2006 Dee-Nee RBI Qualifier
Today is the day of our 2006 Dee-Nee RBI Qualifier. Three brave men will be competing for two spots in the 2006 Dee-Nee RBI Baseball Tournament TBD. We hope to start playing around 5pm.
There will be updating scores throughout the tourney. Expect drunken commentary throughout, by both those playing and spectating (maybe Potsie).
The video camera will also be out.
The Competitors:
- Lips, aka Jamie (http://dee-nee.com/rbi/lipitz.shtml)
- Sperling, aka Mark (http://dee-nee.com/rbi/sperling.shtml)
- Gantry, aka Gantry (http://dee-nee.com/rbi/gantry.shtml)
Because Potsie (http://dee-nee.com/rbi/potsie.shtml) and Rack (http://dee-nee.com/rbi/jason.shtml) made the finals last year, they automatically qualify for the Final Four and get to watch the others sweat it out.
The Format:
With only three people playing, we are going to use a round-robin format with 3 games per series. The official RBI Drinking Game (http://dee-nee.com/rbi/drink.shtml) rules are strictly enforced, making booze a huge factor. Initial matchups/positions will be chosen out of a hat between 5pm and 6pm.
Schedule (9 games):Game 1 of each series: 1v2 (#1), then 2v3 (#2), then 1v3 (#3)
Game 2 of each series: 1v2 (#4), then 2v3 (#5), then 1v3 (#6)
Game 3 of each series: 1v2 (#7), then 2v3 (#8), then 1v3 (#9)
Game 3 team/controller determination:1. Head-to-Head record. If someone is (2-0) in the head-to-head
series, he gets choice. Otherwise, goto #2.
2. Total runs in the series.
3. Total homers in the series.
Qualifiers:Top 2 records go to the Dee-Nee RBI Tourney (aka "the semis").
If there is a 2-way tie for second at (2-4):The player who won the series between the two, will get choice of
team/controller in a 1-game playoff to determine the final qualifier.
If there is a 3-way tie for second at (3-3):Game 4 of each series will be played. The choice of team/controller
will alternate from the choice of Game 3. If all teams tie again at
(4-4), then
the qualifier will be completely replayed at a future
date Game 3 & 4 will be replayed round-by-round, until two qualify.
Feel free to leave any questions or comments you have. This thread will be sticky and constantly updated as soon as we are close to starting the festivities. Dee-Nee!!!
Score. You probably won't start until 730.
Why even break out the video recorder since Lips never puts the material on the internets!
Video camera has been turned on, names have been picked out of the hat...we are almost there folks.
Results of the first picks in each series:
Series 1:
GANTRY vs Lips
Series 2:
GANTRY vs Sperling
Series 3:
SPERLING vs Lips
Dee-Nee!!!
Game 1 - Gantry (DET) vs Lips (BOS)
Top 1 - AT HR (first pitch), KG s, Evans s, Nokes s, Sheridan po, Bergman (early sub) GRAND SLAM, Whitaker go, TB go
5 RUNS, 5-0
Bottom 1 - Armas po, Burks HR, Boggs go, Rice BOP s, Baylor 2-R HR, Evans s, Gedman go.
3 RUNS, 5-3
T2 - Alexander lo, AT fly out, KG HR, Evans po
1 RUN, 6-3
B2 - Hendu fly out, Clemens po, Armas po
0 RUNS, 6-3
T3 - Nokes HR, PS fly out, Bergman lo, Lou deep fly out
1 RUN, 7-3
B3 - Burks go, WB po, Rice go (2nd 1-2-3 inning)
0 RUNS, 7-3
T4 - TB s, Doyle go, Trammel 2-R HR, Gibson HR, Evans HR, Nokes go, HURST in for Clemens, PS go
4 RUNS, 11-3
B4 - Baylor HR, Evans HR, Gedman fly out, Henderson s, Hurst go, Armas go
2 RUNS, 11-5
T5 - Madlock (sub for Bergman) HR, Whitaker HR, Brookens s, Alexander go, AT 2-R HR (Gantry proclaims "he's firing on all cylinders" and I think he looks like Frank the Tank), KG fly ball BOP (demoralizing), Evans sure double play, doesn't throw to 2B - go, Nokes (Heath sub) 2-R HR, PS go
6 RUNS, 17-5
B5 - Burks fo, Hernandez pitching change, Boggs fly out, Morris pitching change, Rice HR, Baylor go
1 RUN, 17-6
SLAUGHTER!
Gantry 17 - 11 HRs,
Lips 6 - 5 HRs
I suck. We are conducting interviews, and then onto Game 2, Sperling (?) vs Gantry (Det).
Had a couple problems there with the laptop. Sperling's Cali opened with 3 runs, followed by Gantry's 3. Mark gathered 2 more runs in the top of the 2nd. Gantry scored 2 runs to tie it at 5 and then...AT homer, followed by KG homer, DE go, Nokes s, Sheridan fo to make the score 7-5, Gantry.
Reggie homer, Bread homer, Jones fo, xfactor go, Hendrick go. 7-7
Lemon go, Whitaker s followed by bop, Brookens fo, Alexander fo. 7-7 end of 3.
I'm jealous I can't be there to watch.
Smutton single, Fong bop force out at 2, DC strikeouts, Joyner go
Trammell homer, Gibby fo, DE go, Nokes homer, Sheridan foul out 9-7 Gantry/Det
Questions for Lips:
1) "Lips so you get to recover from a game 1 ass whooping and think about your mistakes. How are you going to better your record in game 2?"
2) "Sperling was doing a lot of trash talking at the Cubs/Sox game on Friday when you weren't there. Are you intimidated by his presence and what are you going to do to make him eat his own words?"
Reggie homer, Bread go, Ruperto homer, Scho go, Hendrick homer, Smutton s, Fong s, DC fo. Mark up 10-9.
Lemon s, Whitaker force out at 2, Brookens force out at 2, King go. Mark up 10-9 at end of 5.
The Karate Kid Soundtrack, song 2..."Bop bop dee-nee dee-nee"
I don't have time to think...posting all this shit. "Danger!" The KK soundtrack is fkn SWEET!!!! The song when Daniel is running from Johnny in the costume is on.
Alright, back to the game... Mark added 4 more runs in the top of the 6th. Smutton reached first for the 4th straight time. 14-9 through 5 and a half.
Trammell fo, KG fo, DE homer, Nokes homer, Sheridan fo. 14-11 Det end of 6.
DC homer, Joyner go, Reggie fo, Bread strikes out. MARK strikes out...AGAIN! 15-11, mid-6.
Mad Dog (sub) s, Whitaker 2-run dong, Brookens go, Health (sub) foul out, Trammell Bunyans, Gibby ties it up. DE fo. Tie game at 15 with 2 innings to go.
Ruperto homers, X-Factor Bunyans, Hendrick sacrifice, Corbet fo, Fong 2-out, 2-run dong. DC Bunyans (they are everywhere), Joyner go. Mark up 18-15.
Nokes s, Sheridan s, Bergman (last sub) fo at the warning track, Whitaker ties the game at 18. Brookens GIGANTO...TAKES THE LEAD with a solo shot!!!!!!!! Morris fo, Trammell go. 19-18 Gantry going to 9.
Reggie go.
Bread go.
Jones horrible swing/hit back to the pitcher...BOP!!!! BOP!!!! BOP!!!!
X-Factor s, followed by BOP!!!!
Hendrick s. BASES LOADED!!!!
BURLY.....................line outs to 3rd.
Gantry wins 19-18.
Gantry 15 homers.
Sperling 12 homers.
Gantry (2-0)
Sperling (0-1)
Lips (0-1)
HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was a game for the ages.... I almost lost it when Rupperto got that BOP, but I stayed tough and got the out. Sperling played a hell of a game and should some managerial skill by saving the Burly Sac until the end...
Sperling is always involved in those thrillas.
Sperling (Dt) vs Lips (Bo) up now
Trmml S, Gibby HR, Evans go, Nokes S, Shrdan S, Bergmn S, Whitkr S, double-play
Armas S, Burks HR, Boggs go, Rice HR, Baylor fo, Evans S, Gedmn go
Morris lo, Tramml go, Gibson go
Hndrsn HR, Clemns lo, Armas HR, Burks HR, Boggs S, J.Rice double-play
DaEvns go, Nokes go, Shrdan S, Bergmn S, Whitkr HR, Brookn S, Morris po
Baylor po, DwEvns HR, Gedmn S, Hndrsn S, Clemns intentional strikeout, Armas go
After 3 Innings:
Sperling (Dt) - 6
Lipitz (Bo) - 7
Quote from: Gantry on 07/03/06, 06:30:20 PM
Clemns intentional strikeout
This is simply unacceptable and enrages me. I shall now go make a related thread..
4th Inning
Tramml fo, Gibson go, DaEvns HR, Nokes HR, Shrdan fo
Burks S, Boggs po, J.Rice HR, Baylor go, DwEvns go
5th Inning
Bergmn go, Whitkr go, Brookn HR, Morris foul-out
Gedman fo, Hndrsn HR, Clemns lo, Armas po
6th Inning
Tramml HR, Lips brings in Hurst Gibson go, DaEvns fo BOP double, Nokes go, Shrdan fo
Burks fo, Boggs HR, Sperilng Brings in Alxndr, J.Rice S, Baylor S but terrible baserunning out at 3rd, DwEvns fo
After 6 Innings
Sperling (Dt) - 10
Lips (Bo) - 11
7th Inning
Bergmn S, Whitkr S, Brookn S, Alexndr go, Tramml bases loaded double play!!!
Gedman po, Hndrsn lo, Hurst go
11-10 Lips after 7
8th Inning
Gibson S, DaEvns 2-run HR, Nokes double, Shrdan go, Madlck RBI single, Whitkr go Sperling beautiful rundown to get out of the DP, Lips brings in Stanley Brookn go
Armas HR, Burks po, Boggs go, J.Rice po
13-12 Sperling after 8
9th Inning
Heath pinch-hit single, Tramml go (slow Lips throw to screw up the DP), Gibson S, DaEvns fo, Nokes S bases loaded, Shrdan RBI Single, Madlck GRAND SLAM!!!!, Whitkr go
Sperling 18-12 to the bottom of the 9th
Baylor HR, DwEvns HR, Gedman fo, Hendrsn HR, Sullvn go, Armas go
Final Score
Sperling (Dt) - 18 runs, 8 HRs 27 hits
Lips (Bo) - 15 runs, 13 HRs, 20 hits
Standings
Gantry 2-0
Sperling 1-1
Lips 0-2
I can't do the fancy posts that Lips and Gant can do, so please bear with me.
Lips (DET) vs Gantry (CAL)
Pat Benatar still playing...ALL FIRED UP!
T1 - AT HR, Gibby po, Evans HR, Fatty Nokes HR, "PS I Love You" po BOP (double), Lemon fly out, Sweet Lou go
3 RUNS, 3-0
B1 - Rob Jr (sub) HR (up the butt over the scoreboard), DC HR, (G grabs a pillow) Meat HR, Potatoes single (top of the wall), Bread dp, Rupperto po
3 RUNS, 3-3
T2 - TB go, Alexander go, AT HR, KG go
1 RUN, 4-3
B2 - X-Factor HR, BOONE! go, Smutton s, Fong lo, DC 2-R HR, Wally BOP s, Reggie s, Downing 3-R HR, Jones HR, Schofield po
7 RUNS, 4-10
T3 - Evans HR, Nokes go, Sheridan HR, Copperpot HR, Whitaker HR, TB HR, Doyle fo, AT s, KG s, Evans s, Nokes s, BASES LOADED - PS po
6 RUNS, 10-10
B3 - The Boone Experiment is OVER - Hendrick sub HR, Sutton po, Wilfong po, DeCinces HR, (Morris sub) Joyner HR, Jackson fly out
3 RUNS, 10-13
T4 - Corbett sub, Lemon HR, Whitaker go, TB HR, Morris po, AT go
2 RUNS, 12-13
B4 - Downing bunyan s, Rupperto s, Factor fo, Hendrick dp (running error by G - 5 to 4 to 5)
0 RUNS, 12-13
T5 - Gibby s, Evans s (KG to 3B), Nokes 3-R HR, PS go, Lemon Party bunyan s, Lou po, TB go
3 RUNS, 15-13
B5 - Corbett s, Fong 2-R HR, DC lo, Joyner lo, Jackson s, Bread go
2 RUNS, 15-15
T6 - Morris fly out, Witt sub, AT fly out (great run in), KG fly out
0 RUNS, 15-15
B6 - Rupperto po, Scho fly out, Hendu s, Witt go
0 RUNS, 15-15
T7 - Evans s, Nokes RF go, PS go, Lemon 2-R HR (HUGE), Sour HR, TB fly out
3 RUNS, 18-15
B7 - Rob Jr HR, DC po, Meat HR, Livan sub, Potatoes go, Downing fo
2 RUNS, 18-17
T8 - Hernandez go, Trammell po, Gibson s (worthless BOP), Evans 2-R HR (on a slowball), Nokes s, PS fly out
2 RUNS, 20-17
B8 - Jones go, Factor s, Hendrick go (good job by Gantry staying out of the dp - Lips fucked up again), Burly sub po - Lips should've been punished, but he still holds a 3R lead
0 RUNS, 20-17
T9 - Donatello new pitcher, Lemon po, Whitaker go, TB go
0 RUNS, 20-17
B9 - Wilfong po, DC fly out, Joyner s, King sub (on 2 strikes), Reggie s, Downing s (1/2way up the wall), BASES LOADED, Jones s, Factor po (GREAT PITCH)
1 RUN, 20-18
Det 20, 15 HRs
Ca 18, 13 HRs
Records:
Gantry 2-1
Sperling 1-1
Lips 1-2
Sperling Dt vs Gantry Ca
Sperling a few base hits in the first, scores one, two outs...Lemon is up. Lemon go. Mark, 1-0.
Fong (sub) s, DC 2-run homer, Joyner absorbing s, Potatoes s, Bread homer, Ruperto (sub) homer, Schfld go, Hendrick s, The Smutt fo dp. 6-1 Gantry
Whitaker go, Mustache go, Alexander s, Trammell fo. 6-1 G.
Fong fo (all of my fo's are fly outs), DC homer, Joyner homer, Potatoes homer, The Breadmeister walls it s, Ruperto s, X-FACTOR s, Hendrick (bases loaded) MAJOR LEAGUE BOP in foul territory, but gets the fo, Burly (sub) for the game.........BUNYAN 10-1. Fong s after a poor misfielding by Sperling. 11-1.
Sperling 0 homers
Gantry 6 homers
Gantry (3-1)
Sperling (1-2)
Lips (1-2)
This next game is fkn huge!!!!!!!! Me vs Markus. May the best RBI player win!!!!
1st Inning
Wilfng fo, Decinces HR, Joyner S, Jacksn S, Dwning fo, Jones S, Schfld go
Tramml HR, Gibson S, DaEvns HR, Nokes go, Shrdan HR, Lemon HR, Whitkr fo, Brookn HR, Alxndr fo
2nd Inning
Hendrk HR, Witt fo, Wilfng fo, Dougie HR, Joyner go
Tramml po, Gibson lo, DaEvns HR, Nokes HR, Shrdan fo
3rd Inning
Jacksn sixer, Dwning fo, Jones go, Schfld go
Lemon go, Whitkr go, Brookn fo
Lips 8, Sperling 5
4th Inning
Hendrk go, Witt go, Wilfng fo
Alxndr BOP, Tramml po, Gibson S, DaEvns HR, Nokes go, Shrdan fo
5th Inning
DCincs HR, Joyner go, Jacksn HR, Dwning fo, Jones HR, Factor single, Hendrk go
Lemon HR, Whitkr S, Brookn double-play, Morris foul-out
6th Inning
Witt go, Wilfng fo, DCincs go
Tramml HR, Gibson HR, DaEvns BOP, Nokes go, Shrdan HR, Lemon fo, Whitkr go
After 6 Innings:
Lips 16, Sperling 7
7th Inning
Joyner go, Jacksn fo, Dwning go
Brookn out, Heath pinch hit homer, Tramml lo, GibsonHR
Lips 18 (Dt), 14 HRs
Sperling 8 (Ca), 7 HRs
Standings:
Gantry 3-1
Lips 2-2
Sperling 1-3
Gantry (Det) vs Lips (Ca) - Game 3
T1 - AT po (BOP s), KG po, Evans s (wall), Nokes po, Sheridan go (BOP)
0 RUNS, 0-0
B1 - Wilfong fly out, DC fly out, Joyner fly out (to the wall)
0 RUNS, 0-0
T2 - Lemon po, Sweet Lou s, TB po, Alexander po
0 RUNS, 0-0
B2 - Jackson (SUPERBOP) s, Bread dp, Jones po
0 RUNS, 0-0
T3 - AT s (wall), KG lefty hit s, DaEvns po, Nokes fly out, (Gantry grabs the pillow) PS s, BASES LOADED, Bergman sub - up the butt GRAND SLAM (on a fastball) - "there's TEN OF DEM", Whitaker HR, TB po
5 RUNS, 5-0
B3 - Factor po, Burly po, Witt po (1-2-3)
0 RUNS, 5-0
T4 - Alexander (good stroke) fly out, AT HR (token), KG go, Evans HR, Nokes s, PS go
2 RUNS, 7-0
B4 - Fong po, DC go, Joyner go (1-2-3 x2)
0 RUNS, 7-0
T5 - Bergman double, Whitaker 2R HR, TB HR, Alexander po, AT po, Sutton sub, Gibby HR, Evans po
4 RUNS, 11-0
B5 - Guillermo sub, Reggie po, Downing fly out, Jones fly out
Det, 11, 7 HRs
Ca, 0, 0 HRs
SLAUGHTER - 5 innings of shut-out pitching by Gantry!!!!
Alright this game is pretty big!
Gantry (Det) vs Sperling (Ca)
AT doubles. Gibby fo. DE s. Fkn Nokes sac (1-0). Sheridan 2-run homers. Party foul out. 3-0
Fong s, DC bop-s, Joyner 3-run homer. 3-3. Jackson foul out (again fo means flyout for me - sorry - I fucked up early). Bread fo. Ruperto homer. 4-3 Cali. X-factor go.
Whitaker fo, Brookens fo, Alexander bop...escapes the foul out. But he go. 4-3 Mark mid-2.
Hendrick d, Moore fo, Fong fo. DC fo. 4-3 Cal end-2.
AT fo. Gibson homers 4-4. Smutt enters the game. DE fo. Nokes fo. 4-4 mid-3.
Joyner go, Potatoes homer, Bread go, Ruperto homer. 6-4 Sperling. X-Factor go. 6-4 end-3.
Sheridan homers, Lemon fo, Whitaker wall job, Brookens MAGIC MUSTACHE..........................................fo. Madlock (sub) s, AT lines out. 6-5 Mark mid-4.
Hendrick go. Smutt go. Fong fo. 6-5 end of 4.
Gibby homers. DE s. Nokes HOMER!!!! 8-6 Gantry. Sheridan homer. 9-6 G. Lemon s, Whitaker 2-run homer. 11-6. Brookens d out at 3rd though. Pitcher fo. Trammell go. 11-6 G.
DC line out, Joyner homer 11-7 G. Potatoes up the butt...11-8. Bread fo. Ruperto BOP triple. X-Factor flies out to pitcher. 11-8 G.
Gibby homers, 12-8. DE s. Nokes fo. Sheridan s. Bergman (sub)...Corbett sub. Bergman go to RF. 12-8 Det.
Hendrick homer. Corbett fo to LF. Fong fo to RF. DC Bunyans, Joyner s after a bunch of fouls. Potatoes s. Bread s to the wall. 12-10 Gantry. Ruperto 10 spots it with a GRANNY! Mark is up 14-12. Scho homers. Hendrick s. Corbet go. 15-12 Mark.
Brookens go. Heath (last sub) fo. Trammell homers. 15-13 Mark. Gibby go.
Fong s, DC tag out between 2nd and 3rd. Joyner homers, 17-13. Potatoes strikes out. 10 drinks! Mark is still up 17-13. Bread go.
DE fo. Nokes off the wall s. Sheridan wall job. Men at the corners. Bergman HOMERS!!!!!!!! 17-16 Sperling. Whitaker homers. They are tied at 17!! Brookens go. Hernandez fo. 17s at mid-8.
Jones s off the wall. X-Factor (King subs) homer, 19-17 Sperling. Hendrick bop-s. Burly (sub) 2-run homer. 21-17. Fong singles. DC lines out. Joyner s. Potatoes s. Bread...up 4 bases loaded...GRANNY. 25-17, Mark, so far!! Ruperto homers. 26-17!! X-Factor for the game...
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GAME WINNING HOMER!!!!
27-17!!!
Homers:
15 Cali / Sperling
11 Det / G
DO OR DIE!!!!
Gantry (4-2)
Lips (2-3)
Sperling (2-3)
I have Sperling here, next. I have Detroit. Mark will have Cali.
Winner goes to the real tourney!!!!!!!!
I told Lips this would be a repeat of the 2K Tourney where I beat him with Cali twice...nothing beats ROCK!
Gantry was too lazy to post - maybe he was upset with the 10 runs I scored in the bottom of the 8th to slaughter him.
Lips (Det) 10, 9 HRs
Sperling (Ca) 14, 8 HRs
Two out singles are KEY!
I ADVANCE to the RBI Tournament...Lips gets denied for the second straight year!
The FINALS will see the defending Champion Racktacular, Potsie, Gantry, and Sperling. Stay tuned for updated scoring. 2006 RBI Tournament information to follow.
I might have set the all-time record for passing out after a tourney, I lasted about 2.35 minutes...
video footage
I'm sure Lips will get right on that... 2000 tourney coming up shortly as well, he does have a lot of time on his hands now...
Congrats to Gantry and Sperling. Sorry to hear the bad news Lips. But there is always next year...if you qualify.
So 2006 Tourney on this Saturday then?
If it is Saturday, I have a baseball game at 3pm. By the time it ends and I shower and shit I would say that the tourney wouldn't start until about 7. Is that okay?
Meh, maybe 630.