http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2655090
the doc is out.
yes!!! just in time for his game 1 start. we had a limo waiting for him outisde the penitentiary, but he said he was ok and going to run home. not sure if all the drugs were out of his system yet...
Aha, there it is!
Gagne gets released from the Dodgers, Gooden gets released from prison. They're probably both pretty happy.
i wrote a song about this...wanna here it....here it goes.....
prison
your cell mates cock is risen
in your butt, he'll be jizzin
prison
thats damn near haiku!
It's better than awesome, that's for sure.
i snagged barnacle bills style and used to play gee-tar and sing songs at amatuer stand up shows.
prison sex
it just started with a few bad checks
and all i ever came up to rhyme with thius goddamn line was rubbin oil on a body builders pecks.....let down for sure >:(
prison sex
stripper
shes gets mad when you dont tip her
too bad she smells like flipper
stripper
HIYO!
Yes TBT, YES!
eh, this ones close enuf to a ryhme.
lesbians
it appears they're only friends
then they bang each other with pool stick ends
lesbians
Ha! one day i may choke to death because of dee nee.
these 2 are str8 from Barnacle Bill's set......
I know a slut and her name is lori....
Her Cunts so big its got a 2nd story
I know a faggott and his name is bruce...
In his beard hes got hot white juice
Barnacle Bill was one helluve a comic. 15 or so years ago a buddy of mine had a tape by bill. he taught me the simplicity yet resounding effects of rhyming. that dude was money on stage. i searched around on google ages ago but never found any info on him. i should check again.