1) Buy this to get his DNA:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=015&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&viewitem=&item=250067460231&rd=1&rd=1
2) Clone him somehow
3) ?
4) Profit
Damn, I thought someone was going to be selling locks of his hair
If you can find his matching pants, maybe you can find a pube.