I have talked to him a few times and informed him that you all are welcome to come hang out at my house before the drinking on Friday night. I live in the same neighborhood as him and its not far from the bar everyone is going to that night. PM me and let me know if you all are up for it.
Later
in your fancy basement?
Yes and then you can read the letter
Are you the double secret guest?
im leaning towards the double secret guest as jameybaxter and a kentucky fried hooker to get his rocks off with.
depending on how long the trip is from southern iowa to st louis, i may be in town fairly early that day 1pm(?) and could stand to play a game or 3 of RBI.
Quote from: youcantbeatmyboston on 02/26/07, 09:45:44 PM
Yes and then you can read the letter
One problem, smart guy--I wasn't invited! Now who's the sucker?!
Quote from: TBT on 02/27/07, 12:46:40 PM
im leaning towards the double secret guest as jameybaxter and a kentucky fried hooker to get his rocks off with.
depending on how long the trip is from southern iowa to st louis, i may be in town fairly early that day 1pm(?) and could stand to play a game or 3 of RBI.
I can usually get off around 3:30 - 4:00 on Fridays. A few games of RBI could be played if you all are up for it.
that'll werk. we can exchange numbers later. by then a few more should be around.
Quote from: JoeDirt on 02/27/07, 01:09:04 PM
Quote from: youcantbeatmyboston on 02/26/07, 09:45:44 PM
Yes and then you can read the letter
One problem, smart guy--I wasn't invited! Now who's the sucker?!
you were to invited. I invited all of dee-nee'rs from the beginning. those that said they had an interest in attending got invitations. I didn't play favorites.
So then to answer my question, I'm still the sucker, right?
JoeDirt can come as my guest, if he wants.
Will there be some cunting going on at this event?
Thanks Gerlost...I know we were all invited...TBT can probably attest to this: the only reason I'm not going is because it is such a total bitch for me to get a weekend off (that's when the people like to buy the houses)...
I do, however, expect a lot more pictures than from the bachelor party (by a lot more, I mean some). I see no reason Gantry can't snap phone pics and post from said phone...and often.
Gantry has a tendency to walk home/to the hotel by himself after consuming rougly 20 ounces of beer....don't count on any great action shots unless they're of a homeless guy he happens to be taking hygiene tips from.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/01/07, 11:19:41 AM
Gantry has a tendency to walk home/to the hotel by himself after consuming rougly 20 ounces of beer....don't count on any great action shots unless they're of a guy puking in the shrubs he happens to be taking hygiene tips from.
Heres how this is going to shake out.
USC, Strassy, Nightwulf, Goreds, Gantry, TBT, and Flodd will congregate at the hotel. You guys will need to exchange room #'s, phone #'s and arrival times so you can meet up in the afternoon. I'm sure someone will bring RBI so you will have something to do to pass the time until everyone is in. Once you've gathered yourselves, you'll head to Boston's house in the afternoon for drinking and general tomfoolery. I recommend ordering IMO's pizza at this point and possibly a road trip to Ted Drewes for some custard at some point. Whenever you feel inclined, You can head to Crossings for more chicanery and more booze. At some point, at the Secret Guests discresion, he will meet up with you at the hotel or possibly at Boston's, from what he's told me, it will more than likely be at Boston's house.
MikeD, GoodAtVegas, Gerlost, Jameybaxter, Jtrain and myself will need to gather ourselves at my house in the early afternoon to go pick up the tuxedos. Gerlost has to go rehearse in the early evening as he's performing a song during the ceremony with my step-sister. The rest of us may try to put in an appearence at Boston's if we've got time before the rehearsal. After the rehearsal dinner we will join the crew at Crossings for what should be an entertaining evening to say the least.
On Saturday, you will need to get to the church by 4, earlier if you want to pound beers with us in the parking lot. Afterwards, you'll head to the hotel where you can drop off your cars, we are providing shuttle service to the reception so no one has to drive and everyone can get shitty.
Hopefully Boston is comfortable posting his address, if not, everyone who is driving will need to PM the guy.
OK, so among the non-Bachelor Party people, who is going to have a car on Friday so we can get to these various places?
Quote from: fightonusc on 03/22/07, 01:07:36 PM
OK, so among the non-Bachelor Party people, who is going to have a car on Friday so we can get to these various places?
Should be at least 3 cars between those guys, maybe 4 if goreds and TBT are coming seperately.
MikeD, Gerlost, Jameybaxter and the Secret Guest will also have cars.
Even though my middle name just happens to be 'moderation', I've been told that I should limit my driving to the hotel and back home. However, I would allow a non-drunk to drive people around in my car.
and by car you mean mini-van?
It will probably be a 2 door 2001 Oldsmobile Alero.
If you are one of the ones driving please PM me and let me know. We can figure out all the details from there.
rdub, talked to the wife and my house is ok for the drinnking and RBI on the big screen. Its in the bsaement and shes not so she doesnt give a shit.
I am officially excited for next weekend...
Gerlost is over at my place rehearsing with the fiancee's brother for their song during the ceremony. He played me a piece of the processional score he's written that includes the RBI theme music.
HOLY FUCKING AWESOME!
can we get an mp3 posted?
Quote from: rdub on 03/24/07, 04:00:23 PM
Gerlost is over at my place rehearsing with the fiancee's brother for their song during the ceremony. He played me a piece of the processional score he's written that includes the RBI theme music.
HOLY FUCKING AWESOME!
2 tickets to BONERTOWN...
First class...
he also did a smart job of working the super mario bros. theme into another piece of music but I don't think he has the stones to play it even though I've encouraged him to.
I'm sitting here in my living room, Gerlost is still here, he's fooling around and seeing if he can play Julie's music she wants to walk down to on the piano instead of her using the actual song from a CD, and I wish you guys could hear this it's just fucking amazing.
Why does Gerlost have actual talent? It's just not fair...
there are plenty of talented dee-nee'rs. Just check the "I once shit in.." thread for proof.
Gawrsh.....
shut up you.
so there are gift bags for our guests staying at the two hotels that you should get at check in. They are faggoty pink bags with some little snacks and St. Louis memoralbia in them.
however, I have a seperate second bag for my dee-nee friends, for each room. It is absolutely IMPERATIVE that you pick up your second bags from them when you check in. ASK FOR THEM BY NAME. If these bags are not picked up by you guys and are instead given to other random wedding guests...I don't know, I don't even want to imagine what will happen. Just remember, you should get two bags when you check in.
Major League case of Priapism in my pants right now.
For the sake of our own entertainment on these forums, I sincerely hope that at least one Dee-Neer in attendence has the same name as somebody's grandpa or conservative uncle or something, and they get the second bag instead.
Quote from: Nacho on 03/26/07, 04:32:15 PM
For the sake of our own entertainment on these forums, I sincerely hope that at least one Dee-Neer in attendence has the same name as somebody's grandpa or conservative uncle or something, and they get the second bag instead.
Which reminds me....my new name is Grandpa Taylor.
Or if the real Curt Flood checks into the hotel.
Is my bag listed under "Richard Manfreddy...YES!"? And will I be allowed to pick it up if I am in the lobby without a robe?
how do you know the bag doesn't actually contain a robe?
CUNTED IN A POSITIVE MANNER....YES!!!!
please make alternate plans, just in case.
whats the arrival times for friday? youcantbeathisboston was curious to know.
1-2 pm for me. probably 2-3 for goreds....who else?
also does anyone have bostons addy and stuff so we can find his house?
I still don't know if/when Gantry and Strassy are coming through here. Seeing as we're two days away, we should sort that out ...
Quote from: nightwulf on 03/28/07, 01:03:14 AM
I still don't know if/when Gantry and Strassy are coming through here. Seeing as we're two days away, we should sort that out ...
Dee-Nee in fullafect! chickens with heads cut off.
My flight gets into St. Louis at 2:30 p.m. American Airlines flight 320 connecting from Dallas.
I'll be in on Thursday afternoon at 5 PM because I live there.
Quote from: nightwulf on 03/28/07, 01:03:14 AM
I still don't know if/when Gantry and Strassy are coming through here. Seeing as we're two days away, we should sort that out ...
You have PM!
But if we're discussing here, I'm still down. I was thinking meeting Strassy at his place after work on Thurs, heading down to your place around 7ish time to miss traffic, then spending a nice, leisurely evening at the casa de nightwulf/homer. This work for all parties?
Flodd
Arrival Time: Friday @ 2:00 PM(ish)
Transportation: 2006 Toyota Sienna1 (w/ optional rally fun pack)
Hotel: Union Station Hampton Inn (http://www.hamptoninn.com/en/hp/hotels/index.jhtml?moreDesc=true&ctyhocn=STLMKHX)
Departure: Sunday after LATE breakfast
TracFone (aka the ghettofone) Number: PM me for details
1 We can use my minivan for shuttling between locations, but I have already been told that I can't drive once I start drinking alcohol. Please let me know if any of you would be willing to drive us around (someone who isn't planning on puking in bushes).
So are there ANY Dee-Nee members who are coming with a female? If not, we may have to call St. Louis bonertown. And if St. Louis is bonertown, what is East St. Louis?
its female free zone, meaning we'll need to locate our own skanks this weekend.
homer is married(to a woman and not to nightwulf) or whatever and they have kids, so i dont think case de homer/nightwulf is a possiblitiy for lodging. woman, internet freinds, explaing, etc, etc....
Quote from: TBT on 03/28/07, 10:53:01 AM
woman, internet freinds, explaing, etc, etc....
For some reason I enjoyed this way of saying that we are all embarassed to tell females that we have internet friends.
Quote from: Nacho on 03/28/07, 11:32:34 AM
Quote from: TBT on 03/28/07, 10:53:01 AM
woman, internet freinds, explaing, etc, etc....
For some reason I enjoyed this way of saying that we are all embarassed to tell females that we have internet friends.
my fiancee never hesitates to tell people that Gerlost is my "interenet friend". I'm sure she will introduce all of you as such to any of her single friends.
Quote from: rdub on 03/28/07, 12:27:07 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 03/28/07, 11:32:34 AM
Quote from: TBT on 03/28/07, 10:53:01 AM
woman, internet freinds, explaing, etc, etc....
For some reason I enjoyed this way of saying that we are all embarassed to tell females that we have internet friends.
my fiancee never hesitates to tell people that Gerlost is my "interenet friend". I'm sure she will introduce all of you as such to any of her single friends.
... thereby immediately ending your chances of scoring with said friends.
Quote from: Nacho on 03/28/07, 11:32:34 AM
For some reason I enjoyed this way of saying that we are all embarassed to tell females that we have internet friends.
She knows all about our internet escapades. She refers to our Dee-Nee "gatherings" as "Dork Fest."
I've got her dork right here.
Quote from: nightwulf on 03/28/07, 12:37:58 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 03/28/07, 11:32:34 AM
For some reason I enjoyed this way of saying that we are all embarassed to tell females that we have internet friends.
She knows all about our internet escapades. She refers to our Dee-Nee "gatherings" as "Dork Fest."
Who do you mean by "she"?
Homer's girlfriend / fiancee / whatever, to the best of my knowledge, has no penis. Thus "she."
Quote from: nightwulf on 03/28/07, 12:46:50 PM
Homer's girlfriend / fiancee / whatever, to the best of my knowledge, has no penis. Thus "she."
don't judge
Strassy / Nightwulf / Gantry update:
Because of the lodging situation with homer's house + kids, Strassy and I will be staying at his place on Thursday night. We'll probably leave after traffic on Friday, pick up nightwulf in Decatur then head to St. Louis. My best guess for an STL arrival is 4pm.
More sexiness to come...
I think it is funny that Gantry and Strassy are having a sleepover even though they live in the same area.
Cute.
The "same area" on Friday morning during rush hour is a 75 minute drive - I'd rather wake up hung over on Strassy's couch and leave immediately...
But yes, it took some convincing on my part to get my mom to go for this sleepover on a school night...
I had a "man sleepover" last weekend...it was my first in a long time.
It was nice.
The bar at our hotel has karaoke on Friday and Saturday nights (http://www.lostnsound.com/news.htm). I think you all should know these things ahead of time.
RICHARD MANFREDI YES!!!
We will need to practice before the wedding reception on Saturday...
you inspired me to play it off itunes on the computer. holy shit do I suck. that song is nigh impossible to sing and not sound HORRIBLE...and that is why it rules.
on a side note, has anyone heard from Boston?
on another side note...I'm starting to freak
I haven't heard from Boston yet. At this point, all I know is that Flodd is picking me up at the airport and we're going to the hotel.
Quote from: rdub on 03/29/07, 03:54:50 PM
you inspired me to play it off itunes on the computer. holy shit do I suck. that song is nigh impossible to sing and not sound HORRIBLE...and that is why it rules.
on a side note, has anyone heard from Boston?
on another side note...I'm starting to freak
he just sent me his address and the key to his heart.
this is disturbing. Boston hasn't been on all week and neither of my double secret guests are answering their phones or returning emails or voicemails.
Quote from: fightonusc on 03/29/07, 04:00:32 PM
I haven't heard from Boston yet. At this point, all I know is that Flodd is picking me up at the airport and we're going to the hotel
to make fuck.
Quote from: youcantbeatmyboston on 03/29/07, 02:57:36 PM
I am off tomorrow so whenever you all want to head over feel free to call. I dont know if you all (the Union Station crew) wanted to wait for everyone or what. Talk to you tomorrow.
i just sent Richard Boston's ph #.
Does anyone know this guy's real name, so I don't get hung up on when I call his wife up and keep asking if "You Can't Beat My Boston" is there? Do I need to call today, or just when we get in?
Also, Strassy and Gantry should both have my cell phone #, so they can touch base with me when they roll into town.
Is Mike D gonna be able to check into the hotel @ 11? That seems a bit early...
I'm sure that by 11 a.m., Mike D. will be upgraded to a suite, have found a source in St. Louis for "illicits" and have convinced the front desk clerk and cleaning lady to fist each other.
"Mike D. - he gets more horrible, terrible things done by 11 a.m. than most people do all day - or ever."
Leroy is YCBMB's name.
Im outta here folks...bed and breakfast in southern iowa awaits my cracker ass. and if my heads screwed on right, i wont forget my dress clothes. :( yikes.
You're staying at a damn Bed and Breakfast?
Fkn fruitypants.
no! its my aunts house, but it is a bed, and breakfast to crash at. fkn litteral jerks anyways.
Quote from: Mitch Hedberg on 03/29/07, 05:46:46 PM
I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal. "Hey, you're using that machine to its exact purpose!"
Quote from: TBT on 03/29/07, 05:38:41 PM
Leroy is YCBMB's name.
Im outta here folks...bed and breakfast in southern iowa awaits my cracker ass. and if my heads screwed on right, i wont forget my dress clothes. :( yikes.
No, seriously, what's his fucking name?
OK kids, I'm out of here. I'll see you guys tomorrow, if they let me on the plane with my manhood so engorged from the excitement of this weekend.
I'm extremely excited.
I have gotten PMs from some of the people that are coming in and have given/gotten phone neumbers as well. Whenever you all want to come over, feel free to call.
And dont worry rdub, I am here and know what is going on. See you all tomorrow.
right now i am playing drunken gauntlet with gantry and a couple buddies. Gantry is playing as a chick anf avoiding all enemies
It should be noted again that Leroy (with that name, you gotta go by it) was a most excellent host, has an awesome basment and one of the largest dogs I ever saw. He and his wife have this amazing relationship where the sole form of communication is to scream at each other. Very disconcerting at first but I got used to it and found out that the wife who I assumed hated us was a very good egg. She even ordered us IMOs and wrapped rdub's PS3!
TWAT
I had to show the wife the last couple of posts and just the site of the word TWAT made her look away.
I love my internet friends.