Last Week:
Gantry Division:
GDavis 15, The Empire 12
The Coprophiliacs 22, The Nimrods 12
Doverbi Division:
The Frank Tanana All-Stars 13, The Hip Young Popes 10
The CommieHitlers 24, The Poopydicks 14 (8)
Interdivision:
The OC 23, Attarack 18
Standings:
Gantry Division:
1. GDavis, 9-3 (+22) - y
2. The Empire, 7-5 (+21) - x
3. The Coprophiliacs, 6-6 (+8)
t4. The OC, 5-7 (-3)
t4. The Nimrods, 4-8 (-33)
Doverbi Division:
t1. The Poopydicks, 7-5 (+29)
t1. Attarack, 7-5 (+11)
t1. The CommieHitlers, 7-5 (+18)
t4. The Frank Tanana All-Stars, 4-8 (-27)
t4. The Hip Young Popes, 4-8 (-46)
x - Clinched playoff berth; y - Clinched Division title
This Week:
Gantry Division:
The OC @ GDavis
The Empire @ The Nimrods
Doverbi Division:
The Poopydicks @ The Hip Young Popes
The Frank Tanana All-Stars @ Attarack
Interdivision:
The CommieHitlers @ The Coprophiliacs
This week's ROM is attached. Games begin tomorrow.
The Poopydicks @ The Hip Young Popes AND The Frank Tanana All-Stars @ Attarack are complete. Needless to say, a lot of playoff implications here.
Im getting excited and cant wait to be named champs...
Quote from: moses on 08/16/07, 05:04:12 PM
Im getting excited and cant wait to be named champs...
GET SOME!
The CommieHitlers @ Coprophiliacs game is complete.
The OC @ GDavis is complete.
The Nimrods @ The Empire game is complete. Box scores and recaps for all games are forthcoming.
How about changing the Empire's name to the Dirty Rotten Cocksuckers?
Quote from: ryno on 08/21/07, 05:58:43 PM
How about changing the Empire's name to the Dirty Rotten Cocksuckers?
I'd always assumed that was implied.
Did team GDavis win?
Extra Innings Win is Too Little, Too Late For The CommieHitlers
DEE-NEE CITY - There was little joy in The CommieHitlers' dugout after the final out was recorded in their 13-12, 12-inning victory over The Coprophiliacs at Tengen Stadium. After a day of intense scoreboard watching, the results they cared about had already taken place - win by The Poopydicks and Attarack had sealed their fate to be on the outside looking when the Fantasy RBI Playoffs begin.
All three teams finished with identical 8-5 records. But the Poopydicks (3-1) and Attarack (2-2) all had better head-to-head records than The CommieHitlers (1-3), and this was the tiebreaker that spelled the end of The CommieHitlers' season.
"I mean, I'm disappointed, but I'm not crushed," said CommieHitlers GM Nacho after the game. "Now, if a bridge fell on me, then I'd be crushed. Or if a car plowed into me while I was mooning over a waitress at a coffee house. Or if I spilled my latte."
The CommieHitlers' bullpen was incredible, holding the Coprophiliacs (6-7) to just one run over the final eight innings. George Brett was the surprise offensive star, belting his first three home runs of the season while driving in six.
The Poopydicks will take on The Empire in one Best-of-Three Playoff Semifinal, while Attarack squares off against GDavis in the other.
IN OTHER FANTASY RBI GAMES:Poopydicks 15, Hip Young Popes 5 (5): Andre Dawson belted two home runs and drove in seven as The Poopydicks clinched the Doverbi Division regular season pennant with a thumping of the cellar-dwelling Hip Young Popes (4-9). "It's an honor to win a Division title named after someone as well-respected as that man," said team co-GM fknmclane after the game. "I will be fucked of Old Blacksmith tonight in his honor."
Attarack 14, Frank Tanana All-Stars 12: Attarack used 13 unanswered runs to rally from an early nine-run deficit, and then held on against The Frank Tanana All-Stars (4-9) to secure the final Doverbi Division playoff spot. Nolan Ryan picked up the save in a rare relief appearance by getting the final two outs.
GDavis 17, The OC 14: Lou Whitaker belted a walk-off grand slam in the bottom of the ninth off of The OC (5-8) closer Bob Stanley to propel the Gantry Division-champions GDavis (10-3) to a dramatic victory to clinch home-field throughout the playoffs.
The Nimrods 24, The Empire 18: Davey Lopes homered and drove in five as The Nimrods (5-8) finished a disappointing season on a high note by sending The Empire (7-6) into the playoffs on a low note.
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could we have possibly lost more one run games?
POOPYDICKS!!!!
Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Poopyhamsterdicks have no absolutley no chance against The Empire. Zero. Forget about it you silly poopies. We aint even sweatin you sallys.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 08/23/07, 06:42:31 PM
Poopyhamsterdicks have no absolutley no chance against The Empire. Zero. Forget about it you silly poopies. We aint even sweatin you sallys.
you're shittin me, right?
The cockpire could beat a team of quadraplegic midget whores.
Quote from: fightonusc on 08/23/07, 04:28:25 PM
IN OTHER FANTASY RBI GAMES:
Poopydicks 15, Frank Tanana All-Stars 5 (5): Andre Dawson belted two home runs and drove in seven as The Poopydicks clinched the Doverbi Division regular season pennant with a thumping of the cellar-dwelling Hip Young Popes (4-9). "It's an honor to win a Division title named after someone as well-respected as that man," said team co-GM fknmclane after the game. "I will be fucked of Old Blacksmith tonight in his honor."
Attarack 14, Frank Tanana All-Stars 12: Attarack used 13 unanswered runs to rally from an early nine-run deficit, and then held on against The Frank Tanana All-Stars (4-9) to secure the final Doverbi Division playoff spot. Nolan Ryan picked up the save in a rare relief appearance by getting the final two outs.
Dude...my team sucks enough...do you need to start making up losses for them now?
Team GDavis rocks!
Ult, what's the status on the final regular season stats?
Shit, I hadn't seen that you posted box scores, it's still gonna be a while