New ROM attached for all the lineup changes.
I have the kids right now, so I'll announce the time later when I'll start my game and the slate of games that will follow.
*Also, there will be a break in action from May 16-30. I'll be in the States playing ball with the National Team. So use the time to rest your players or keep them sharp with scrimmages and intra-squads or intense practices.
Non-League
Chocolate Rain @ Awesome Badasses
Rebel Alliance @ Sally Cunts
Unholy Legions @ OC of the Central Coast
DoveRBI League
Galactic Empire @ Fighting Artichokes
Gantry League
Pabst Blue Ribbons @ Fighting Cutlers
DoveRBI League
Galactic Empire (10-4) (6-1)
Unholy Legions of Doom (7-7) (5-4)
Rebel Alliance (6-8) (4-4)
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Chocolate Rain (6-8) (4-5)
Fighting Artichokes (6-8) (2-7)
Gantry League
Sally Cunts (9-5) (5-3)
Awesome Badasses (8-6) (6-2)
OC of the Central Coast (8-6) (5-4)
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Fighting Cutlers (7-7) (3-6)
Pabst Blue Ribbons (3-11) (2-7)
Rebel Alliance @ Sally Cunts will start 3:58.
wow...
Okay, my game is the last one of the package. Empire-Artichoke game will start 4:37 pm dee nee time
Same procedure...
things are going to be exciting down the stretch
last game...
Is that some kind of sick joke?
can you believe that shit?
I don't want that game on my player's minds going into this long break.
I'm taking them to Amsterdam. Mandatory practice by day, mandatory getting drunk and high every night til play resumes.
Quote from: AlecTrevylan006 on 05/13/09, 05:54:01 PM
I don't want that game on my player's minds going into this long break.
I'm taking them to Amsterdam. Mandatory practice by day, mandatory getting drunk and high every night til play resumes.
watch out for that. it's been the chocolate rain's daily routine. they can get into some hot and cold streaks by doing that.
Crazy week there.
Bruno had a career day. Why do career days seem to happen to me a lot? Dude hit 4 jacks. We had our chances to really put it away, but no go. Another extra inning game and Reardn of all people get the GWH...
Chocolate Rain's offense decided to have one of those on days. Wow...
Here is the Sally Cunt-Alliance game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Gj8VldmpM
Quote from: nomaaa on 05/13/09, 06:15:38 PM
watch out for that. it's been the chocolate rain's daily routine. they can get into some hot and cold streaks by doing that.
I won't make the foolish mistake of giving them cheap hookers though. I'm going to convince some beautiful women to be really into them at the bar but then act disgusted when they realize that these are the guys who got owned like Dred Scott in their last game.
My men will be convinced that if they don't pick up their game, they will see a marked decline in the quality of the pussy they are getting.
Quote from: Dårky on 05/13/09, 06:18:26 PM
Here is the Sally Cunt-Alliance game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Gj8VldmpM
What. The. Fuck.
Alliance's chances of getting to the playoffs are gonna be tough.
It's a 7 game season now. Unholy Legions and OC game...great game.
Here is my game. Tramml is in a bad slump. Ozzie will never see the starting lineup ever again. We expect a player to hustle on every play.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsvrvMO1Mz0
Wow, Sally Cunts. Way to almost blow that game. Poor computer managerial decision to sub out 'Nando when he was rocking. Our relievers truly must be the worst in the league.
Canseco's huge night fuels Pabst Blue Ribbons in shocker
CHICAGO (AP) - J.Canseco's four homeruns and 7 RBI's inspired the Blue Ribbons to a stunning 14-4 mercy rule upset over the Fighting Cutlers at Soldier Field.
B.Ojeda pitched brilliantly as he shut out the number one team in average for the first three innings. Ojeda only surrendered 4 runs on 7 hits in 4 2/3 innnings of sharp work.
The last place Gantry League Blue Ribbons played with a lot of emotion and stunned an overconfident Cutler team. The Cutlers never managed to string some hits together as they came out really flat.
The Blue Ribbons will need to go on a winning streak and get a lot of help if they want to miraculously make the playoffs. The Cutlers remain a game back of the OC and Badasses for the final playoff spot. The Cutlers need are not in a position to end up tied with either team as they have lost the season series to both teams.
Records- Pabst Blue Ribbons (4-11, 3-7), Fighting Cutlers (7-8, 3-7)
Chocolate Rain rout Badasses in season's biggest blowout
OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) - C.Lemon hit the first pitch of the game for a homerun and the Chocolate Rain never looked back as they blewout the Awesome Badasses 17-3 in the season biggest mercy rule.
Lemon and JClark each hit a pair of shots and combined for 11 RBI's. The Chocolate Rain used two big innings on offense and got good pitching from Blylvn to put the game away in three quick innings. Lemon and Shrdn combined to go 8-8 from the one and two hole as they were the sparkplugs that produced a heavy Chocolate Rain storm at Doc Ellis Magica Mushroom Park. J.Tudor was tattoo'd for 15 runs on 17 hits in three innings as he clearly had trouble with his location all day.
Lemon now has 18 Hr's for the year and leads the league along with Brnsky.
Records- Chocolate Rain (7-8,4-5), Awesome BadAsses (8-7, 6-2)
Unholy Legions overcome 19-11 9th inning deficit to rally past OC
SANTA MARIA (AP) - In a wild back and forth game at Central Coast Park underneath the beautiful blue Californian skies, the Unholy Legions scored 8 runs in the ninth inning for an exciting 21-19 comeback victory.
The Unholy Legions jumped out to a 8-3 by the fourth inning, then the OC scored 8 in the bottom of the 4th to go up 11-8 and 17-9 after 6 innings of play. From there, the Unholy Legions outscored the OC 12-2 in the final three innings of the game.
The key to victory was the Unholy Legion's bullpen. Robnsn and Franco surrendered no runs and only 1 hit in the 8th and 9th inning respectively. Sutclf was unable to hold the lead and Grelts was tagged for 6 runs on 6 hits in his inning of relief work in the crucial ninth inning.
Schmidt and HoJo each hit a pair of shots and GDavis had 5 RBI's and a homerun to lead the Unholy Legions offense. The Unholy Legions now move into second place in the DoveRBI League.
Records - Unholy Legions of Doom (8-7, 5-4), OC of the Central Coast (8-7, 5-4)
Wally's 2 run blast in the 8th enough to get by Rebel Alliance
BOSTON (AP) - The Sally Cunts appeared to be cruising to an easy victory as they took a 9-2 lead going into the 8th inning. The Alliance struck for 8 runs to go up 10-9, but the Cunts scored 3 runs in the bottom half of the 8th and held on for the 12-11 victory at Bill Belichick Stadium.
W.Joyner hit a 2 run bomb to give the Cunts a 12-10 lead going into the 9th inning. Corbett came in the ninth and gave up 1 run to hold on for the win.
KMitchl went 5-5 and with two blasts and drove in 4 runners to lead the Cunt offense.
Records - Sally Cunts (10-5, 5-3), Rebel Alliance (6-9, 4-4)
Bruno's huge night helps Artichokes get by Empire in extra innings
FORT DODGE (AP) - T.Brnsky went a perfect 5-5 at the plate and belted 4 HR's, but it was Reardn's 10th inning double that won the game as the Fighting Artichokes won a tight contest 14-13 in a DoveRBI match up.
The Galactic Empire took a 13-12 lead going into the last half of the ninth inning, but with one out, Bruno singled and Lindmn hit a two run shot to tie the game up and send it into exra innings. Reardn pitched a scorelss 10th to hold the Empire, and Oqendo hit a pinch hit double to start the 10th inning. Reardn then stepped up to the plate and hit a double to end the game as Oqendo crossed home plate.
This game marks the fist time that the Empire did not have more doubles than their opposing team all season.
The Artichokes now move into a 2 way tie for third place and the final playoff spot with Chocolate Rain in the DoveRBI League.
Records - Fighting Artichokes (7-8, 3-7), Galactic Empire (10-5, 6-2)
I noticed in my game that there's a real advantage to being the visiting team - you can bat for the pitcher in the 9th inning, because the last reliever hasn't come into the game yet. The home team subs in the last pitcher in the top of the 9th, so they can't hit for him in the bottom half. I wonder if my comeback happens if that's Franco hitting instead of the Big Cat.
THE ANSWER IS NO!!!!!!111111
Home teams are 35-41 this year.
Awesome Badasses are 6-2 at home, and the Blue Ribbons are 1-7 at home.