happy birthday
cutflood is better than curtflodd
makes you sound tougher.
I go by CF.
C Flo is also acceptable.
Happy birthday, assbag.
This fkn guy...
He's really something, isn't he?
Happy birthday, shitface.
:-\
Happy birthday, old balls
Happy birthday, I bought you a spoon. You can eat my ass with it.
so.hard.