http://www.theonionavclub.com/ssf/index.php?issue=4024 (http://www.theonionavclub.com/ssf/index.php?issue=4024)
Wow, that might be the coolest chick ever.
That makes me feel very uneasy.
" Tim Teufel. While famous for his little hip shake at the plate ("The Teufel Shuffle"), this 1986 Met was nowhere near superstar teammates like Hernandez or Strawberry in terms of ability or fame. No one thought he had anything going on in the looks department, either, but for some reason, 11-year-old me developed a painfully passionate love for him. I choreographed an enormously ridiculous fantasy in which I, despite being married to catcher Gary Carter, would slowly fall for Tim. Gary would neglect me when we were on the road, while Tim would take me to romantic dinners and be really interested in me, my ideas, and what I had to say."
This is a lot more developed than my sexual/romantic fantacies were at age 11. At that age I think that my biggest fantasty went something like this:"One day I think that I might, I just might if I am lucky, see a girl naked."
Her other comments are equally scary...
And as usual the make me laugh deal was not funny at all.