New entry from Deaspin's "Dark Side of the Locker Room" series (http://deadspin.com/5370302/pedro-guerrero-beats-the-spread), in which Pedro Guerrero places his manhood on the postgame dinner spread - apparently he was notorious for wantonly swinging around his member.
If I was black, I'd probably be swinging my penis around all the time as well.
Quote from: Shooty on 10/01/09, 07:08:36 PM
If I was black functionally retarded, I'd probably be swinging my penis around all the time as well.
Don't forget the severe cocaine problem.
I'd like to add that BeefMaster did a wonderful job in naming this thread.
Quote from: Nacho on 10/02/09, 08:07:16 AM
I'd like to add that BeefMaster did a wonderful job in naming this thread.
2nd'ed
another funny story about Pedro. Rest of the article was not worth a link, so I copy and pasted
Channeling Sax: The Philadelphia newspapers have been comparing second baseman Chase Utley's recent throwing problems – he found the dugout on double-play relays in Games 1 and 2 – to those of former Yankees second baseman Chuck Knoblauch.
Reminds me of the Steve Sax years when I was the Dodgers beat writer for the Register. Also reminded me of one of my favorite Tommy Lasorda anecdotes.
Back in 1985, Lasorda recalls asking then-third baseman Pedro Guerrero in a team meeting what he's thinking about with runners on base and the game on the line.
Guerrero's response was classic: "First thing I think is, 'Don't hit it to me'; second thing I think is, 'Don't hit it to Saxie.' "
awesome
Pedro had a stroke, and apparently it's a miracle he woke up today.
Now don't you guys feel like jerks?