Today's schedule
Dove RBI League
Galactic Empire @Fighting Artichokes
Gantry League
Awesome Badasses @ Fighting Ulrachers
Non League
Banana Hammocks @ Pabst Blue Ribbons
Rebel Alliance @ OC Legions of Doom
Poopydicks @ Sally Cunts
Slot of games to start midnight Svensk tid, 5:05 Dee Nee time:
PD@SC*
RA@OC
BH@PBR
AB@FU
GE@FA*
Standings
Dove RBI League
Galactic Empire 10-4, (5-2)
Poopydicks 7-7, (5-4)
Rebel Alliance 6-8, (4-4)
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Banana Hammocks 6-8, (4-5)
Fighting Artichokes 5-9, (3-6)
Gantry League
Fighting Ulrachers 9-5, (6-3)
OC Legions of Doom 8-6, (4-4)
Pabst Blue Ribbons 7-7, (5-3)
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Sally Cunts 7-7, (5-4)
Awesome Badasses 5-9, (1-7)
i want us to win.
Week 15 in the books...
Dear Fighting Ulrachers,
Can you please post a screenshot of the final score?
Thanks,
-Alec
Sweet.
GE@FA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOJZ75aXzQU)
PD@SC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meRfn1KrMI8)
Commentating may or may not be included..
CUNTED
CUNTED!!!!!!!
Spoiler Alert
Lord, have mercy. Ok, it is done. My guys had some power today!
Finally some mercy rule games. Shocking to see the OC get dismantled like that.
Donnie Baseball 4 HR's!!! Sorry TBT, you were in our way. The superior train came through Fort Dodge....
Might need to see if someone's been poisoning the training table in our clubhouse - the offense simply can't die like that.
Also, homers from Lombardozzi and Barret plus a 2-homer game from Puckett? What the hell?
Quote from: BeefMaster on 04/22/10, 08:58:19 AM
Might need to see if someone's been poisoning the training table in our clubhouse - the offense simply can't die like that.
Also, homers from Lombardozzi and Barret plus a 2-homer game from Puckett? What the hell?
I think Barret has 3 HR's this year! That dude only hit one for me last year (playoffs). He's a great 8-hole guy...hidden type of gem player. Speaking of hidden gems, Doran had 3-4 hits and at least 2 doubles from the 8-spot---and created opportunities and runs with his speed. Much better player than Barrett.
Told you RePeat, I was a step ahead of you sucka! And you guys are coming to the Imperial center for week 16. We have not and do not lose at home. You will meet your destiny...
Quote from: AlecTrevylan006 on 04/21/10, 06:37:57 PM
Dear Fighting Ulrachers,
Can you please post a screenshot of the final score?
Thanks,
-Alec
I still can't watch, home PC to be fixed in the next week or so
I'm so fucking sick of the Poopydicks and their non-hitting, non-getting-the-fucking-pitcher-out ways.
Quote from: ultimate7 on 04/22/10, 10:42:43 AM
Quote from: AlecTrevylan006 on 04/21/10, 06:37:57 PM
Dear Fighting Ulrachers,
Can you please post a screenshot of the final score?
Thanks,
-Alec
I still can't watch, home PC to be fixed in the next week or so
Well, we real men don't need to know the score
Quote from: fknmclane on 04/22/10, 10:59:23 AM
I'm so fucking sick of the Poopydicks and their non-hitting, non-getting-the-fucking-pitcher-out ways.
I am SO FUCKING ANGRY after watching that game, I mean the Sally Cunts? THE SALLY CUNTS?
Galactic Empire dominate Fighting Artichokes from start to end
Fort Dodge (AP) - With a relentless offense and a good pitching performance by Nando, The Galactic Empire simply dominated and mercy ruled the Fighting Artichokes 21-10.
Leading the relentless assault for the Empire, Donny Baseball smacked 4 HR's and drove in 7 batters, J.Leonrd (Leo) went a perfect 7-7, drilled 3 doubles, and ended up with 4 RBI's from the leadoff spot. Also, late round pick B.Doran went 5-6 while registering 2 doubles, a triple, and 3 RBI's from the 8-hole. B.Doran is leading all 8-hole hitters in average, RBI's, and doubles.
El Torro Nando hit his spots all day and managed to not give up big innings as he went the distance in the 8 inning game. The Fighting Artichokes appeared flat as they could not get anything going really and keep up with the juggernaut Empire. The loss was crucial for the Artichokes playoff hopes since both the Hammocks and Alliance who have merged into a three-way tie for third place with the Poopydicks who lost to the Cunts.
The Galactic Empire improves to 11-4 and hold the best record in the league and appears to have "The Look" once again.
Galactic Empire 11-4, (6-2)
Fighting Artichokes 5-10, (3-7)
Banana Hammocks annihilate Blue Ribbons in four quick innings
Arkansas (AP) - C.Davis, M.Schmidt, and A.Dawson terrorized D.Sutton as they combined for 14 RBI's and led the Hammocks to a 17-5 mercy rule victory over the Blue Ribbons in four quick innings.
C.Davis, M.Schmidt, and A.Dawson went a combined 11 for 12 from the 2-3-4 hole. Each hit a pair of shots as they overwhelmed the Pabst Blue Ribbons. This was not the kind of fast paced game the Blue Ribbons excel out since their team is not exactly an offensive juggernaut and their strength is pitching.
D.Sutton was hammered for 17 runs off 21 hits in four innings. The loss by the Blue Ribbons drops them back into 4th place and a game behind the Cunts and OC in the Gantry division.
The win by the Hammocks keeps them in a three-way third place tie with Poopydicks and Alliance in the Dove RBI division.
Banana Hammocks 7-8, (4-5)
Pabst Blue Ribbons 7-8, (5-3)
Rebel Alliance shock OC Legions of Doom with mercy rule win
Sioux Falls (AP) - Perhaps still in a state of shock from their devastating loss to the Ulrachers last week, the OC came out flat and got mercy ruled 18-8 in 6 innings by an inspired Rebel Alliance.
The Rebel Alliance got great production from 8-hole hitter M.Barret. Barret was 3-4 at the plate with a HR, one double, and had 4 RBI's. Also leading the offense for the Alliance was Puckett with his pair of shots and 4 RBI's while M.Nokes lasered 3 doubles.
J.Morris only gave up 6 earned runs to the explosive OC offense, and the key was he only limited the OC to 2 HR's.
The win by the Alliance keeps them in a three-way tie for second place in the Dove RBI division. They will travel to the Imperial Center in week 16 to take on the mighty Galactic Empire.
The OC Legions of Doom is now 1-3 in their last three games, and it's no coincidence that their bats have been quiet. The loss moves the OC down into a second place tie with the Sally Cunts. The OC and Sally Cunts will play a crucial two game series in weeks 17 and 18, but the OC can't look too far forward since they have a crucial game in week 16 vs the Ulrachers.
Rebel Alliance 7-8, (4-4)
OC Legions of Doom 8-7, (4-4)
Sally Cunts pitching leads the way in easy victory
Minneapolis (AP) - After giving up 5 runs in the first inning, the Cunts pitching staff settled down and got into a groove as they limited the Poopydicks to only 4 runs the rest of the way. The rather mundane 14-9 win over the Poopydicks was a big one for the Cunts since they moved into a second place tie with the OC Legions of Doom.
Sbhrgn had a shaky first inning, but only surrendered 3 more runs in his outing. F.Viola was back in form as he only allowed 1 run in his long relief appearance. RP D.Smith did his job as he pitched effectively in the 8th and 9th by only allowing 2 runs and picked up the save.
The Cunts offense manufactured all their runs with 10 doubles, 2 triples, and two stolen bases. The two triples came from Sbhrgn and D.Smith. SP Sbrhgn went 2-2 with a double and triple as well as 2 RBI's. The Poopydicks have had problems getting pitchers out this year.
The Cunts did not hit a singe home run, and this marks the first time that a team won a game by scoring over 10 runs and having no home runs. Impressively good or bad depending on how you look at it.
The Poopydicks loss places them in a 3-way tie for second place in the Dove RBI league. The race down the stretch is shaping up to be a good one in both leagues.
Poopydicks 7-8, (5-4)
Sally Cunts 8-7, (5-4)
Ulrachers mercy rule Badasses
Chicago (AP) - The Fighting Ulrachers were simply too much for the struggling Awesome Badasses as they went on a 17-2 run in the final 3 innings of the game that only lasted 8 innings.
DaEvans ended the game in the bottom of the 8th inning with his second homerun when he delivered a 3-run shot. DaEvans ended up the day with an astounding 8 RBI's.
The game was tight much of the way. The Awesome Badasses got great pitching through the first 5 innings, but the tide changed in the 6th inning as they saw a 8-3 lead turn into a 20-8 mercy rule defeat by the 8th inning.
The Fighting Ulrachers remain in first place in the Gantry division by two games while the Badasses stay in last place.
Awesome Badasses 5-10, (1-8)
Fighting Ulrachers 10-5, (7-3)