Today's schedule---and apparently the playoffs have begun!!!
Non-League
Awesome Badasses @ Galactic Empire
Fighting Ulrachers @ Banana Hammocks
Sally Cunts @ Fighting Artichokes
Rebel Alliance @ Pabst Blue Ribbons
OC Legions of Doom @ Poopydicks
Slot of games to begin at 10.00 PM Svensk tid, 3:01 Dee Nee time:
OC@PD*
RA@PBR
SC@FA*
FU@BH
AB@GE
Standings
Dove RBI League
Galactic Empire 15-5, (8-3)
Poopydicks 12-8, (7-4)
Banana Hammocks 9-11, (5-7)
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Rebel Alliance 9-11, (6-6)
Fighting Artichokes 6-14, (3-9)
Gantry League
Fighting Ulrachers 11-9, (7-4)
OC Legions of Doom 11-9, (6-6)
Sally Cunts 10-10, (7-5)
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Pabst Blue Ribbons 10-10, (8-4)
Awesome Badasses 6-14, (1-10)
4 games with huge playoff seeding and entry implications!!! December comes early gentlemen!!!
Quote from: Kenny Loggins on 05/25/10, 12:04:48 PM
Stand up and fight
THIS IS IT
Make no mistake where you are
THIS IS IT
Your back's to the corner
THIS IS IT
Don't be a fool anymore
THIS IS IT
The waiting is over
No room to run
No way to hide
No time for wondering why
It's here
The moment is now
THIS IS IT
Week 21 in the books...
Seems about right...
is youtube done yet?
Keeping the playoff hopes alive...
So excited...and scared.
Sally Cunts @ Fighting Artichokes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DE3_EkpkiU)
OC Legions of Doom @ Poopydicks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZ5cYpaEw0)
Poopydicks showed a lot of heart. I hope their plane crashes.
Pretty sure the hammocks are the worst team with 2 outs on the board...we can't stop the bats when all we need is an out. We're the Trevor Hoffmans of all fielding positions.
Clean sweep today for the Gantry League. Not one W for the Dove RBI League---all games were non-league.
Also, I'm disappointed in our effort. The home winning streak is dead. I can't believe we got swept by one of the worst teams in the league this year. I have 2 losses vs the Badasses and one loss to the Artichokes. Huge problem we have at times---playing down to the level of losers. I was really attached to that home winning streak...not a happy camper. Fuck I hate losing.
Looks like nothing was really determined today. It'll be all on the line for the last game of the season in week 22. Pretty exciting. This season went really well---despite a couple of hiccups or pauses. But we started in the beginning of March and the plan all along was to get this wrapped by June---then start season VII in August.
Also, the Fighting Artichokes are a really bad team. They need to win to avoid having the worst record ever in the modern era. Their run differential is scary...
Cunts....so inconsistent.
Quote from: fknmclane on 05/25/10, 06:12:34 PM
Poopydicks showed a lot of heart. I hope their plane crashes.
The "half full" argument was that we come all the way back when we were 1 double-play ball away from being slaughtered in the 3rd. Like to see more consistency but you can't win em all
Boxscores/recaps will come later today and tomorrow. The final wee takes place either tomorrow or on Friday.
Here are the scenarios for week 22:
Gantry League
The Pabst Blue Ribbons make the playoffs with a win and a Sally Cunt loss. Or with a win and an OC loss. (The PBR won the season series over the OC and Ulrachers---just realized that). They also win the division with a win, and losses by the OC, Ulrachers, and Cunts.
The Sally Cunts make the playoffs with a win or a PBR loss.
The OC make the playoffs with a win or a Sally Cunt and PBR loss. They win the division with a win and a Ulracher loss.
The Ulrachers win the Gantry division with a win, or an OC and PBR loss.
Dove RBI
The Banana Hammocks are in with a win or with a Rebel Alliance loss.
The Alliance are in with a win and a Hammock loss.
The Galactic Empire has clinched option advantage throughout the playoffs.
My team sucks. But I'm glad that we can shit on the Empire's dreams every once in a while.
Mark my words, Poopydicks take an early playoff exit! That unnecessary rivalry will live on.
That said, haven't been paying that much attention to this since I was mathematically eliminated from the playoffs a few weeks back. I'll tune in for the playoffs where I'll have my money on the Empire. I know a guy who knows a guy who says they've got this locked up
Sally Cunts mercy rule Fighting Artichokes, playoff destiny in their own hands
Fort Dodge - The Fighting Artichokes were mercy ruled once again and for the second week in a row as the Sally Cunts cruised to a 16-5 win in six innings.
D.Murphy went 4-4 with two homeruns and B.Saberhgn was stable in his outing by only giving up 5 runs in 6 innings.
The win moves the defending Gantry League champion Sally Cunts one victory away from a playoff berth. They win, they're in. If they lose, they will need the PBR to lose in order to get in. The Cunts will travel to Madison to take on the Rebel Alliance for the final game of the year in what will be a do or die game for both teams essentially.
Sally Cunts 11-10, (7-5)
Fighting Artichokes 6-15, (3-9)
Raines is the WORST.
We will not make the playoffs, we'll lose to the RA.
I think either this last game or the one before he grounded out to the third baseman three times. He's got to beat out those hits to the opposite side. Just plain lack of hustle.
Pabst Blue Ribbons keep playoff hopes alive with mercy rule win over the lifeless Alliance
Arkansas (AP) - With both teams backs to the wall, the Blue Ribbons responded like a team on a mission as they quickly disposed a nervous and tentative Rebel Alliance 13-3 in five innings.
D.Sutton pitched magnificently in only allowing 3 runs off 8 hits in five quality innings. The Blue Ribbon offense got off to a great start when leadoff batter Burlsn drilled a homerun to lead off the first inning as the Blue Ribbons scored 5 runs and never looked back from there as they jumped all over Morris and Cox by scoring 13 relentless runs in five innings.
The loss was a huge setback for the Alliance since the Banana Hammocks lost. The Alliance will need to win their final game against the Sally Cunts, and they need the Banana Hammocks to lose to the Pabst Blue Ribbons in order to earn a birth in the playoffs.
By winning their crucial game, the Blue Ribbons remain alive for the playoffs and the division title. The Blue Ribbons will win the Gantry Division if they win their game vs the Hammocks, and if the Sally Cunts, OC, and Fighting Ulrachers lose. If the Ulrachers win, and if the OC lose along with a Sally Cunts win or loss, then the Blue Ribbons will earn a playoff birth. If the Blue Ribbons lose, then they will not make the playoffs despite what happens. The Blue Ribbons hold the tiebreaker edge over the OC and Fighting Ulrachers.
Rebel Alliance 9-12, (6-6)
Pabst Blue Ribbons 11-10, (8-4)
OC Legions of Doom's bullpen gets it done in a wild thriller
Phoenix (AP) - The OC Legions of Doom blew a 15-4 3rd inning lead and found themselves down 18-17 in the top of the 8th. With some clutch hitting from their bench and some clutch pitching from their bullpen, the OC outscored the Poopydicks 4-0 in the 8th and 9th innings to win 21-18.
J.Lindmn had a huge day for the OC. The slugger collected 5 hits, 2 doubles, a HR, scored 5 runs, and drove in 5 batters from the 7-hole. McDowl and Worrel combined to only give up 1 hit and no runs. The OC bench was the difference in the game. JoMorris, Ford, Yngblood, and Backmn combined to go 3-4 with 4 RBI. Ford and Backmn had clutch back-to-back hits in the top of the ninth that broke the 18-18 tie and gave Worrel a 21-18 lead to work with going into the bottom half of the 9th. Worrel retired the side in order to earn the save.
The OC make the playoffs with a win. Should they lose, they will need a Sally Cunt and PBR loss to make the playoffs. They win the division with a win and a Ulracher loss. They will travel to Fort Dodge to face the Fighting Artichokes.
The Poopydicks have option advantage for the first round of the playoffs and will play either the Hammocks or Alliance. The Poopydicks will take on the mighty Galactic Empire for week 22.
OC Legions of Doom 12-9, (6-6)
Poopydicks 12-9, (7-4)
Fighting Ulrachers finish strong to defeat Banana Hammocks, clinch playoff spot
Milwaukee (AP) - The Fighting Ulrachers clinched a spot in the playoffs as they outscored the Banana Hammocks 11-4 in the final 3 innings to win 19-11 in a crucial game for both teams.
The Ulrachers got off to a 8-0 lead after the second inning, but the Banana Hammocks slowly chipped into the lead and were only down 8-7 after the 6th inning. The Ulrachers snapped out of their sleep and scored 4 runs to go up 12-7, but the Hammocks scored 2 runs to keep the game tight at 12-9. Then in the 8th, the Ulrachers tacked on another 3 runs while the Hammocks added 2 to make it 15-11.
In the 9th, the Ulrachers drove the nail in the coffin after a D.Evans 3-run blast to cap a 4 run ninth. Corbett retired the side in order to earn the save and the Ulrachers are back in the playoffs for the second straight year.
Laundr and Mldndo each hit two home runs, and Laundr ended up registering two double and 5 RBI to lead the Ulrachers.
The Banana Hammocks failed to clinch a playoff birth with the loss by the Alliance. A win at home against the Blue Ribbons will get them in. Should they lose, they can still get in with an Alliance loss in the final week.
Fighting Ulrachers 12-9, (7-4)
Banana Hammocks 9-12, (5-7)
Awesome Badasses shock and dominate Empire, end Empire's 10 game home winning streak
Imperial Center (AP) - The Awesome Badasses played inspired baseball and confirmed an old FRBI axiom---on any given day.
The Badasses jumped all over Nando and held a commanding 10-3 lead after 4 innings. The lifeless Empire never threatened and only managed one run after the 5th inning as M.Scott pitched a complete game and only allowed 6 runs off 10 hits.
Brnsky had a huge day off the Empire pitching as he blasted 3 HR's with 7 RBI.
The loss snapped a record 10-game home winning streak held by the Empire. Manager and owner Darkside offered his thoughts, "Our players were not mentally ready to play, they thought the game was won before it even started, and in that process----forgot what got us here in the first place". The Empire players were seen running sprints for 6 hours after the game as manager Darkside threatened to cut the first player who gave up or complained.
Manager AlecTrevylan responded on his team's disappointing year and deep respect for the juggernaut Galactic Empire, "My team sucks. But I'm glad that we can shit on the Empire's dreams every once in a while.
Mark my words, Poopydicks take an early playoff exit! That unnecessary rivalry will live on.
That said, I'll tune in for the playoffs where I'll have my money on the Empire."
Awesome Badasses 7-14, (1-10)
Galactic Empire 15-6, (8-3)
Quote from: Dårky on 05/26/10, 07:19:00 AM
Boxscores/recaps will come later today and tomorrow. The final wee takes place either tomorrow or on Friday.
Here are the scenarios for week 22:
Gantry League
The Pabst Blue Ribbons make the playoffs with a win and a Sally Cunt loss. Or with a win and an OC loss. (The PBR won the season series over the OC and Ulrachers---just realized that). They also win the division with a win, and losses by the OC, Ulrachers, and Cunts.
The Sally Cunts make the playoffs with a win or a PBR loss.
The OC make the playoffs with a win or a Sally Cunt and PBR loss. They win the division with a win and a Ulracher loss.
The Ulrachers win the Gantry division with a win, or an OC and PBR loss.
Dove RBI
The Banana Hammocks are in with a win or with a Rebel Alliance loss.
The Alliance are in with a win and a Hammock loss.
The Galactic Empire has clinched option advantage throughout the playoffs.
Quote from: Mike D. on 06/01/10, 09:47:39 AM
Quote from: Dårky on 05/26/10, 07:19:00 AM
Boxscores/recaps will come later today and tomorrow. The final wee takes place either tomorrow or on Friday.
Here are the scenarios for week 22:
Gantry League
The Pabst Blue Ribbons make the playoffs with a win and a Sally Cunt loss. Or with a win and an OC loss. (The PBR won the season series over the OC and Ulrachers---just realized that). They also win the division with a win, and losses by the OC, Ulrachers, and Cunts.
The Sally Cunts make the playoffs with a win or AND a PBR loss.
The OC make the playoffs with a win or a Sally Cunt and PBR loss. They win the division with a win and a Ulracher loss.
The Ulrachers win the Gantry division with a win, or an OC and PBR loss.
Dove RBI
The Banana Hammocks are in with a win or with a Rebel Alliance loss.
The Alliance are in with a win and a Hammock loss.
The Galactic Empire has clinched option advantage throughout the playoffs.
fixed.
and one...
Quote from: Dårky on 05/30/10, 09:07:30 PM
So, what an ending. The OC win the Gantry division and will get a bye. The Ulrachers, Cunts, and Pabst Blue Ribbons ended up in a three way tie. The odd team out is the Cunts. Though they won the season series vs the Blue Ribbons, they lost the season series to the Ulrachers. So the second tiebreaker was determined, and that means division record. The Blue Ribbons had a better division record and at the same time, they won the season series over the Ulrachers.
So the Blue Ribbons finished in second place and will have option advantage over the Ulrachers in the divisional playoffs.
I made a mistake in the initial post. Esssscuuuuuse me. Have fun watching the playoffs.
And if you think you can talk your way into the playoffs sonny---consider this immovable object:
Quote from: Dårky on 02/28/10, 09:05:58 PM
- Tie breakers in the standings and for playoff seeding will follow in this order; head to head, divisional record, and score differential.
http://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?topic=24701.0