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Title: 14 guests
Post by: fknmclane on 07/31/04, 11:26:47 PM
Unbelievable.  Hey!  Register and dee nee motherfuckers!  Errr, ummm, I mean...please kindly register with a screen name and grace us with your presence.
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: Gantry on 08/02/04, 10:56:43 AM
I'd have to have nightwulf back me up, but I think sometimes the guest level gets high when people login and logout, leaving a random guest or two for a little while.  Maybe it doesn't but sometime the guest level is too high to make sense.  Did you ever see this behavior on your old bord nightwulf?
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: ultimate7 on 11/04/04, 02:34:32 PM
For the past hour there have been 16-18 users plus 3-6 guests everytime I've been through.
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: ultimate7 on 11/04/04, 03:37:10 PM
Currently 23 users and 4 guests, insane
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: Gantry on 11/04/04, 03:51:41 PM
Dee-Nee is out of control and all the boards are lighting up.  I love it!
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: fknmclane on 11/04/04, 10:44:27 PM
Dee nee is getting completely lit up.  I can't keep up and that 's a good thing.
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: BeeJay on 11/09/04, 01:44:57 PM
Well, I finally made the plunge and joined this group of motherfuckers.  I found the main site a few years back and thought it was hilarious, but then lost track of dee nee after my computer crapped out.  Then a friend recommended it to me, so here I am.  That man happened to be Mclane, who is going to take a severe beating in fantasy football this weekend.
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: ultimate7 on 11/09/04, 01:48:50 PM
Quote from: BeeJay on 11/09/04, 01:44:57 PM
Then a friend recommended it to me, so here I am.  That man happened to be Mclane,

Nice try Mclane, creating ghost accounts to prove you have friends, real nice.
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: fknmclane on 11/09/04, 01:57:17 PM
Quote from: ultimate7 on 11/09/04, 01:48:50 PM
Quote from: BeeJay on 11/09/04, 01:44:57 PM
Then a friend recommended it to me, so here I am.  That man happened to be Mclane,

Nice try Mclane, creating ghost accounts to prove you have friends, real nice.

Ha!

It's about fucking time Beej.  For all the dee nee community, let it be known that BJ was my brother's roommate through college and that he and my brother are the ones who turned me on to dee nee.

So if it weren't for them, I wouldn't have the world's most ridiculous post total.

Oh yeah, The Cheat Commandos are gonna get their asses handed to them by The Turd Fergusons.  Make no mistake about it.  I will stay the course and hunt them down and it will be the right victory in the right game at the right time.
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: BeeJay on 11/09/04, 08:10:04 PM
I guess it does sound a little made up.  An unemployed alcoholic living in South Florida who never made it out of the 1980's?  That could be just about anyone in Florida.
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: Darky on 12/10/04, 04:49:57 AM
I am promoting this forum to some Swedes who play ball in Sweden. Is there residuals involved?
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: Flood on 12/10/04, 07:51:41 PM
are there
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: fknmclane on 12/11/04, 12:06:01 AM
My brother (Beej's college roommate) has been dropping by site fairly regularly. Soon he will be one of us.
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: Baines on 12/11/04, 01:03:14 AM
I'm trying to get some friends to start posting on the forums.  One of them was about to join but his computer completely folded up shop.  It's a damn shame too becdause I think hes would be especially valuable to Dee-Nee because he banged an arcade RBI'ers daughter.  

I have been drinking Strohs in a bottle tonight.
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: Darky on 12/13/04, 06:01:14 AM
Quote from: CurtFlood on 12/10/04, 07:51:41 PM
are there

oops, my bad. Are there residents involved?
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: Gantry on 12/13/04, 08:47:48 AM
They make Strohs in a bottle?  Waddya know...
Title: Re:14 guests
Post by: Mike D. on 12/13/04, 08:55:58 AM
Carrot Top sucks.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: ultimate7 on 02/28/07, 10:09:05 AM
Guest  09:55:54 AM Viewing the topic 14 guests.

They are everywhere and seem to be multiplying
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Gantry on 03/01/07, 03:49:00 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 08/02/04, 10:56:43 AM
I'd have to have nightwulf back me up, but I think sometimes the guest level gets high when people login and logout, leaving a random guest or two for a little while.  Maybe it doesn't but sometime the guest level is too high to make sense.  Did you ever see this behavior on your old bord nightwulf?

your dumb
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Big Hath on 03/02/07, 11:23:12 PM
Guest   12:19:21 AM     Unknown Action
Guest    12:08:36 AM    Unknown Action
Guest    12:08:28 AM    Unknown Action

this looks like a conspiracy
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Gantry on 03/03/07, 08:58:14 AM
24 guests, most of them coming from Inktomi aka Yahoo.  Dee-Nee must be getting a search overhaul...
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Mike D. on 03/03/07, 03:29:21 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 03/03/07, 08:58:14 AM
24 guests, most of them coming from Inktomi aka Yahoo.  Dee-Nee must be getting a search overhaul...

What the fuck does this mean?

PS- I love you.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Gantry on 03/04/07, 12:34:57 PM
A large majority of the IPs (addresses on the internet) are coming from Inktomi, who is now owned by Yahoo.  My only guess for this is that Inktomi is doing some sort of search indexing on the site, or data gathering of some sort.  Perhaps wulf has a better guess though, but strange things are afoot at the Dee-Nee Forums...
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: TβG on 03/04/07, 05:56:55 PM
Quote from: Big Hath on 03/02/07, 11:23:12 PM
Guest   12:19:21 AM     Unknown Action
Guest    12:08:36 AM    Unknown Action
Guest    12:08:28 AM    Unknown Action

this looks like a conspiracy

they were probably trying to figure out a way to obtain reggie jackson.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Nacho on 03/04/07, 06:04:48 PM
Quote from: TBG on 03/04/07, 05:56:55 PM
Quote from: Big Hath on 03/02/07, 11:23:12 PM
Guest   12:19:21 AM     Unknown Action
Guest    12:08:36 AM    Unknown Action
Guest    12:08:28 AM    Unknown Action

this looks like a conspiracy

they were probably trying to figure out a way to obtain reggie jackson.

Good point.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Darky on 03/07/07, 07:16:22 PM
Guest  07:01:07 PM Viewing the topic Cock gain since High School.
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Hmmm....
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Darky on 03/07/07, 07:21:54 PM
Guest  07:06:35 PM Viewing the topic I wrote a song.

Bonny be lurking.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Darky on 03/07/07, 07:32:42 PM
Guest  07:30:51 PM Viewing the topic Darkside

I hope it's nobody in Sweden
Title: How to keep a Swedish retard busy for a few days
Post by: Flood on 03/08/07, 09:56:46 AM
fixed...
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: rdub on 03/08/07, 09:59:01 AM
awesome.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Nacho on 03/08/07, 10:43:58 AM
huh?
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: BeefMaster on 03/08/07, 11:20:30 AM
Quote from: Nacho on 03/08/07, 10:43:58 AM
huh?

Read the subject line.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Nacho on 03/08/07, 12:07:56 PM
Quote from: BeefMaster on 03/08/07, 11:20:30 AM
Quote from: Nacho on 03/08/07, 10:43:58 AM
huh?

Read the subject line.

Got it.  Though I'm not sure how it's supposed to keep DarkSide busy, beyond the post serving as an excuse to call DarkSide a retard.

Cue DarkSide calling Flodd a pale frog.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Flood on 03/08/07, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 03/08/07, 12:07:56 PM
Quote from: BeefMaster on 03/08/07, 11:20:30 AM
Quote from: Nacho on 03/08/07, 10:43:58 AM
huh?

Read the subject line.

Got it.  Though I'm not sure how it's supposed to keep DarkSide busy, beyond the post serving as an excuse to call DarkSide a retard.

Cue DarkSide calling Flodd a pale frog.

you fkn assclown...I renamed the thread because Darkside was fkn posting in this thread like it was his job. 
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Nacho on 03/08/07, 03:43:16 PM
(http://applehead.typepad.com/applehead/images/froggy_1.jpg)
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Flood on 03/08/07, 03:56:44 PM
is that fkr made out of pasta?
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Darky on 03/08/07, 04:14:18 PM
Why is flodd so happy in that pic. Funny, the Prince of Pale Frogs is trying to get a tan, but he is playing it safe by staying out of the direct sunlight. Strange how the man with pale skin and the upper body of a frog can be funny at times.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Darky on 03/08/07, 04:29:02 PM
39 guests and a few lurkers in the empire strikes thread.

Guest  04:23:41 PM Viewing the topic Dee Nee picks Ryno's next jersey.
Guest  04:22:48 PM Viewing the topic Things you Hate.
Guest  04:22:39 PM Viewing the topic Jerry Rice- John Taylor, The best duo ever!.
Guest  04:22:31 PM Unknown Action
Guest  04:22:24 PM Viewing the topic Marriage Proposal Advice.
Guest  04:22:08 PM Viewing the topic Mike Tysons punch out.
Guest  04:21:45 PM Viewing the topic The Empire Strikes Back.
   Mike D.  04:21:33 PM Posting in Annoying Co-Worker.
Guest  04:20:59 PM Viewing the topic Kansas, paving the way for unscience.
Guest  04:20:56 PM Viewing the topic Random picture thread.
Guest  04:20:43 PM Viewing the topic 2007 Dee-Nee Baseball Players Thread.
Guest  04:19:38 PM Viewing the topic Wife swap on Fox.
Guest  04:19:38 PM Viewing the topic for next season: fantasy rbi pitching rotation.
   BeefMaster  04:18:40 PM Viewing the topic Youtube.com.
Guest  04:18:13 PM Viewing the topic The Empire Strikes Back.
Guest  04:17:01 PM Viewing the topic Ω.
Guest  04:16:58 PM Viewing the topic The Empire Strikes Back.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Darky on 03/09/07, 03:02:34 PM
This thead belongs to me. Here is the haps right now:

User  Time  Action
   Mike D.  02:59:13 PM Viewing the board index of Dee-Nee Forums.
The Dark Side  02:59:09 PM Viewing the board index of Dee-Nee Forums.
Guest  02:59:01 PM Viewing the topic Things you Hate.
Guest  02:58:58 PM Viewing the topic NY line-up?.
Guest  02:58:57 PM Viewing the topic WOP OF THE WEEK.
  BDawk  02:58:50 PM Viewing the board Anything Goes.
Guest  02:58:50 PM Viewing the topic Week 2.
Guest  02:58:48 PM Viewing the topic dee-nee t-shirt.
Guest  02:58:43 PM Viewing the topic Official Dee-Nee Picture Thread.
Guest  02:57:40 PM Viewing the topic Scrubs.
Guest  02:57:26 PM Viewing the topic Darkside video. ?beowulf?
Guest  02:56:51 PM Viewing the topic Tecmo Bowl (Not Super) Tournament?.
Guest  02:56:50 PM Viewing the topic WORD ASSOCIATION. VITB6/Rack for sure
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Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: ultimate7 on 03/10/07, 10:12:51 PM
Darkside must have more free time than anyone else in the world
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: ultimate7 on 03/11/07, 09:10:14 AM
They are multiplying

35 Guests, 1 User (0 Buddies) Users active in past 15 minutes:
ultimate7
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Darky on 03/11/07, 10:15:23 AM
46 Guests, 4 Users Users active in past 15 minutes

This has to be a record here. 46 guests!
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Attezz on 03/11/07, 02:35:31 PM
I bet Darkside is on his own buddies list.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: TβG on 03/11/07, 04:22:59 PM
Quote from: Attezzobal on 03/11/07, 02:35:31 PM
I bet Darkside is on his own buddies list.

nice. 

you're a great american, attezz.

:)
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Darky on 03/11/07, 05:40:11 PM
Everyday a guest is viewing the topic Jerry Rice- John Taylor, The best duo ever thread. I have a hunch that this is not a human guest, but a spider crawling through links for some type of search.

I see you workin Attezo. Feeling cunty a bit lately? Yeah, you are just frustrated cause you can't speak Italian without an annoying American accent. Oh, Ozzie will steal on you even with a perfect throw. Just make sure that the pitch is a knuckler.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: nightwulf on 03/11/07, 07:18:37 PM
Dear everybody,

Once again, every time you see such a large number of guests, chances are very high that we're being spidered by a search engine. There is no need to panic.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Flood on 03/12/07, 09:40:21 AM
Who do you guys think the guests are?  I wonder where they all live....it would be cool if they were all friends of Tom Selleck.  Oooohhhh....what about the black guy that flew the helicopter sometimes?  I wonder if it's him and his buddies.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: BDawk on 03/12/07, 09:55:55 AM
Rumor has it that Zeus the dog was one of the guests...
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: TβG on 03/12/07, 10:24:14 AM
Quote from: CurtFlood on 03/12/07, 09:40:21 AM
the black guy that flew the helicopter

his name was t.c.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Darky on 03/12/07, 11:20:13 AM
I have to believe that Google and MSN's search engine spiders really dig this forum. They seem to like the space oddity thread, darkside video thread, and the fantasy rbi threads.

Nightwulf, even with your comforting information, I still hit the panic button when I see over 30 guests.
It's like OMG!
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Big Hath on 03/12/07, 11:53:29 AM
Quote from: nightwulf on 03/11/07, 07:18:37 PM
Dear everybody,

Once again, every time you see such a large number of guests, chances are very high that we're being spidered by a search engine. There is no need to panic.

this takes ALL the fun out of it - if there was ever any to begin with



personally I think it is a huge government conspiracy to take down TBG
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: ultimate7 on 03/12/07, 11:57:19 AM
Quote from: nightwulf on 03/11/07, 07:18:37 PM
Dear everybody,

Once again, every time you see such a large number of guests, chances are very high that we're being spidered by a search engine. There is no need to panic.

We know that, we just want something to talk about and that early throw BOP topic is taboo
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: TβG on 03/12/07, 12:03:46 PM
Quote from: Big Hath on 03/12/07, 11:53:29 AM
personally I think it is a huge government conspiracy to take down TBG

see, that's why i try to keep everything so private.  i'm shifty like that.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Flood on 03/12/07, 12:19:56 PM
Quote from: ultimate7 on 03/12/07, 11:57:19 AM
Quote from: nightwulf on 03/11/07, 07:18:37 PM
Dear everybody,

Once again, every time you see such a large number of guests, chances are very high that we're being spidered by a search engine. There is no need to panic.

We know that, we just want something to talk about and that early throw BOP topic is taboo

I still don't buy that fkn bullshit....THE EARLY THROW BOP LIVES!!!
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: JoeDirt on 03/12/07, 11:42:09 PM
I'm thinking 90% of the guests are some form of Ryno.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Flood on 03/13/07, 10:07:04 AM
If by 'Ryno' you mean a black guy in a helicopter, then yes...yes it's Ryno.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: fightonusc on 03/14/07, 03:34:46 AM
I don't think they get many black guys in helicopters in Arkansas...maybe being drug from the back of a car through the center of town, but not in a helicopter...
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: ultimate7 on 03/19/07, 04:53:39 PM
Looks like the guests recently helped us set a Dee-Nee record:

Most Online: 93 - 03/13/07, 02:57:19 PM
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Big Hath on 03/19/07, 06:53:50 PM
I don't know how any of today's records can be taken seriously with all of these inflated stats.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: BeefMaster on 03/21/07, 11:29:42 AM
Quote from: Big Hath on 03/19/07, 06:53:50 PM
I don't know how any of today's records can be taken seriously with all of these inflated stats.

Gantry's aviator does seem to be wearing a larger hat these days.  We should check him for bacne.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Big Hath on 03/21/07, 12:17:37 PM
could all these "guests" be contributing to the slowness we seem to always have now on the forums?
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: Darky on 03/29/07, 06:27:19 PM
Okay, record low in a long time. Only 5 guests.

User  Time  Action
JoeDirt  05:25:17 PM Viewing the board RBI Baseball.
The Dark Side  05:25:15 PM Viewing the board index of Dee-Nee Forums.
Guest  05:25:08 PM Logging into the forum.
CurtFlood  05:24:58 PM Sending a message.
    JerryD  05:24:53 PM Viewing the topic One shining moment.....
Guest  05:23:10 PM Viewing the topic AMETURE ADULT CAMPS.
Guest  05:23:01 PM Viewing the topic RBI Drinking Game 2006 Championship today!!!.
Guest  05:21:35 PM Unknown Action
Guest  05:20:06 PM Viewing the topic Grimsley blacked out names released.
fightonusc  05:17:37 PM Viewing the topic Randomly Post the First Thing That Pops Into Your Head Thread.
ryno  05:12:16 PM Viewing the board Anything Goes.
Title: Re: 14 guests
Post by: ultimate7 on 06/27/07, 01:03:56 PM
103 Guests, 13 Users (6 Buddies) Users active in past 15 minutes:

We have hit triple digit guests