Poll
Question:
Which RBIer would you name your firstborn after?
Option 1: Chili
votes: 2
Option 2: Brookens
votes: 2
Option 3: Reggie
votes: 3
Option 4: Sheridan
votes: 1
Option 5: Spilman
votes: 0
Option 6: Rupperto
votes: 1
Option 7: Lindeman
votes: 0
Option 8: other
votes: 5
Obviously, the possibilities are endless here. I did my best to pick some decent players, but let's hear everyone else's opinion.
I gotta go with Chili followed by Rupperto in a close second.
I went with Reggie just because I think it's the only one that could realistically happen.
I agree with ultimate except (s)he would be named Potatoes...
i'd do both then. Rupperto Chili Roogs, one hell of a middle name.
I vote for Denny, just so he/she would get shit every time they went with their friends to Denny's.
I'm naming my kid Dthon
I voted Reggie but the actual name would be Big Reg. Boy or girl. Of course, that's if I don't go with Wily Mo as a name instead.
I know you can't include everyone, Mclane, but what about Wilfong? It sounds good with any last name. Imagine your pride at a baby boy named Wilfong McLane!
maybe a combination of two names...dickie thon and danny cox, a freak of nature named dickie cox. that kid is screwed
I'm going with K.G. Lipitz.
All hail king lipitz! I'd call that kid Kimmy Gibbler...
So how many years would it take before Dickie Cox started carrying weapons? My guess is it would happen somewhere between 3rd and 4th grade.