OK, try to translate your real life abilities into RBI baseball abilities and decide who you would most likely resemble in the game. Obviously in real baseball we'd all be Steve Lake or Rafael Santana, but try to translate into some sort of hitting ability.
I'm going with Davey Lopes. Right handed, fast, OK hitter.
Jim Rice - great porn collection and quick, strong wrists.
Marty Barret. Righty, good speed, shit for power, good contact. But if Ozzie were right-handed, I'd pick him.
Dwight Evans. Used to have wheels--due to a number of leg injuries I no longer have them. I still have power.
Dan Gladden - mullet, no speed, no power, shitty fielding. Yup, that's me.
Steve Lake without the fielding. And that's against my peers, I'm horrible...
I'd be more in the Dave Henderson mode. Decent power, slower, but always smiling.
Kieth Mitchell because I too eat vicks vapor rub, or is it vikes vapor rub?
Quote from: malnuboy on 09/16/04, 04:25:09 PM
Kieth Mitchell because I too eat vicks vapor rub, or is it vikes vapor rub?
Kevin?
Quote from: fknmclane on 09/16/04, 04:51:35 PM
Quote from: malnuboy on 09/16/04, 04:25:09 PM
Kieth Mitchell because I too eat vicks vapor rub, or is it vikes vapor rub?
Kevin?
Dumbass, My bad
Quotebecause I too eat vicks vapor rub, or is it vikes vapor rub?
As far as I'm concerned, the word "Vick" no longer exists and must always be replaced with "Vike"
dee-nee.com, where the english language gets transformed to our specifications...
Curt Ford obviously....the shittiest hitter on a shitty team. Shitty shitty shitty.