go to "all face revised" for the complete list
Gary Gaetti
Dan Gladden
Two hoopsters to add are Greg "Cadillac" Anderson and Gorgeous Gheorge Muresan....
great suggestions....they have been noted
I will add the new nickname for Santiago after seeing his face all postseason, "Sharpei" as in Chinese Sharpei, not sure how you spell it
How about Drew Brees with whatever the hell is on his face?
On that note, Kordell Stewart has to be on there with those Cocoa Puffs on his face...
football - Dave Szott of the Jets...MAN he is UGLY
I nominate Otis Nixon. This team may be ugly, but they've got speed in the outfield.
How about Scottie Pippin?
Great suggestions....i am going to give a no vote to Brees, Szott, and and pippen...just not ugly enough. However, Nixon is an excellent call as well as kordell.
We haven't even touched womens sports: Lindsay Davenport, Rebecca Lobo,Martina Navratalova.
LOL....i didn't even think about that. Jenifer Capriati has to go on a women's list as well. What about an all face couple. Willie Mcgee & Navratalova....nice vgp
basketball:
calvin booth
popeye jones
i will second popeye jones.
a zane smith mask would come in handy this time of year, the guy is hideous.
how about crumbs kruause, gm of the bulls, looking at him makes me nautious.
ron karkovice is another ugly creature...
as far as women athletes go..., i would like to nominate mr. ed's little sister, lisa leslie.
Karko!!! That is an excellent call Gwynn.... In fact, that pic of Darrell Evans was bugging me because he looked just like someone. That someone is Karko....
Great Krause and Karkovice call...fat assses and dudes with pit faces are always quality calls. However, I need to get a second from someone for Lisa Lesile
I agree with Lisa Leslie
Of course you could take close to 50% of the women in the WNBA and stick them on the all face team, alot of them are fuzz bumpers, and most of them are awful to look at
Let me say that I back Capriati, I like her , and think her body is great. A tad muscular, but I would not kick her out of bed
WClark
capriati stays on the list. Her ass looks like a plastic bag filled with rigoatta cheese
Quote from: vgp100 on 10/29/02, 05:32:28 PMHow about Drew Brees with whatever the hell is on his face?
I've seen that close up when I worked at the athletic dining hall at Purdue. That thing is freaky.
brees looks like he has a giant leech sucking on his chin... one word------------> lance.
as far as women's tenns goes, there is no debate its aranxna sanchez-vicario... that girl hit every branch of the ugly tree. as for lance davenport, its not her fault that she has more testosterone in her than 90% of males walking the planet.
jeff van gundy is another individual who deserves consideration. is there a better moment in sports history than van gundy haning on zo's leg... i think not.
too bad seal wasn't an athlete.....what about sebastian janakoski. Blad head and a beard. Very nice. It goes well with his 48 year old body and beer gut.
all face team updated. Of the existing list, is willie mcgee the ugliest athlete? He gets my top chioce.
Willie McGee definitely looks the most like ET.
for ugliest athlete, i think that dubious distinction would have to go to Dwayne Rudd of the Browns. I never heard of him until recently, but if you have Madden 2003 (or maybe earlier version) go check out his face. He looks like a velociraptor. NOT pretty in the least - Good old Willie McGee(as in "Gee, I'm ugly") at least looks somewhat human.
as far as looking for someone who looks like ET that honor would have to go to Sam Cassell... if you think about it, ET and Sam are about the same age... where is Elliot when you need him.
i dont know how i forgot about this guy but reggie miller is foul looking and you can add his sister cheryl to the mix as well. they look like feringi's or whatever those fuckers on star trek are called.
Glen allen Hill !!!
it must be the surname cause tyrone hill has another face that only his mother could love... i bet the guy has a shortage of mirrors in his pad.
That's a good one. I forgot how goofy Tyrone Hill is.
Rudd's no picnic, but he's not in Willie McGee's league:
(http://espn.go.com/i/nfl/profiles/players/statsid/s3930.jpg)
Eric Williams looks just like Raj from What's Happening!
I'd definately put Steve Balboni up there on the ugliest athlete list.
whos steve balboni?
Balboni is a fat loser that played with the royals and yankees. He's fat and ugly.
goose gossage wasnt fun to look at either.
how about joe torrre's nose, i havent seen a bigger snoz outside of the pachyderm family.
to clerify this has nothing to do with nasal cavity... a category that fugly patrick ewing owns hands down.
EWING!!! YES!!! I SHOULDA THOUGHT OF THAT ONE!!!!
nice ones.....the list is updated!!!!
newly updated....pretty impressive list