Feel free to add to whatever sport
1st team RBI all face
C---Santiago
1b--Darrell evens (thanks to gantry's convincing picture)
2b--wally bachman
3rd-gary gaetti
ss--greg gagne
of--Willie Mcgee (the ugliest player ever)
of--Len Dykstra
of--Dan Gladden (mullet gets him on the team)
p--Don Sutton
RP--Jesse Orozco
Bench
Kirby Puckett
Calvin "Check out my hairdo" Schiraldi
kent hrbek
Baseball
Santiago
Willie Mcgee (he might be the ugliest player ever)
Randy johnson
Dykstra
Gary Gaetti
Dan gladden
Otis Nixon
hiedki Irabu
Zane smith
ron karkovice
glen allen hill
Basketball
Greg popavich (good one gantry)
sam cassell
manut bol
patrick ewing (one ugly brother)
Greg "Cadillac" Anderson
Gheorge Muresan
calvin booth
popeye jones
Jeff Van Gundy
George Karl
Rudy Tomjanovich (post Kermit Washington's sucker punch)
Tyrone Hill
football
kordell stewart
norv turner
sebastian janakoski
Women (VGP with a great catagory call)
Jennifer Capriati
Lindsay Davenport
Rebecca Lob
Martina Navratalova
aranxna sanchez-vicario
Owners (Nice Catagory Gywnn)
Jerry Krause (he might contend with willie mcgee)
Boxing
Butterbean
I started this thread a year ago....curtfloods beetle juice post made me bump it incase we missed some others.
There was a basketball player, played for Notre Dame (I think) then had short lived NBA carrer, maybe played for the Los Angeles Clippers, I think his name was David Rivers (not Doc), he was ugly.
I found a link (maybe I should have done this 1st), not as ugle as I remember, but still pretty bad
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/1957/rivers.html (http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/1957/rivers.html)
To make the all face list, you have to have been beaten with the ugly stick. No border line selections...
(http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/nba/2003/0205/photo/a_muto_i.jpg)
Dikembe Mutombo
Don't anybody forget Otis Nixon. I daresay he's uglier than Willie McGee.
john kruk..... back in the day he was a triple threat: fat, ugly, mullett
Kelly Tripucka (Tra-Pukea) - 70's and 80's NBA player
Mark Eaton - Utah Jazz
Reggie Miller
Human?
(http://www.tcn.zaq.ne.jp/ako/athletes/reggie.jpg)
of Ferengi?
(http://www.alligator.org/edit/issues/97-sumr/970710/ferengi.jpg)
Kevin McHale may be another quality addition for basketball.
My friends and I had a discussion a while back: If Shawn Bradley and John Stockton could somehow have a child, depending on who it took more after it would be either Kevin McHale or Tom Chambers.
My brother had that poster when we were growing up. I had the Bird version and my other brother had the Ainge version.
I think that I contributed this the last time this thread came up, but Larry Bird has to be on the basketball team. Especially the clean-shaven Larry!
Quote from: MarquisEXB on 02/03/04, 11:39:33 AM
Reggie Miller
Human?
(http://www.tcn.zaq.ne.jp/ako/athletes/reggie.jpg)
of Ferengi?
(http://www.alligator.org/edit/issues/97-sumr/970710/ferengi.jpg)
Brilliant! I am stealing this one.
Don't forget the Flyin' Dutchman
(http://members.surfeu.at/dobson/smits2.jpg)
George Muresan.
Anybody remember the spoof they did with him. It was right after Jordan came out with the cologne that smelled like asshole. All I can remember is big George's ugly ass mug, as a silouete on the bottle.
Bumpst
this guy could be the coach
Quote from: MarquisEXB on 02/03/04, 11:39:33 AM
Reggie Miller
Human?
(http://www.tcn.zaq.ne.jp/ako/athletes/reggie.jpg)
of Ferengi?
(http://www.alligator.org/edit/issues/97-sumr/970710/ferengi.jpg)
LMFAO! bravo.
Quote from: Ryno on 11/29/05, 04:44:49 PM
this guy could be the coach
That's clearly a Photoshopped picture. It shows Arkansas football players celebrating a big victory. As far as I can tell, that's never happened - at least in the days of color photography. Perhaps Mathew Brady worked the sidelines taking photos during the Hawgs glory days before getting his "big break" during the War.
rik smits?
(http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/2000/playoffs/news/2000/06/14/pacers_lr/t1_pacers_ap_01.jpg)
the flying dutchman has already been nominated
i believe he's on some nba roster...
charlie villanueva
(http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/ncb/2005/0321/photo/g_villanueva_il.jpg)
Quote from: fightonusc on 11/29/05, 06:48:52 PM
Quote from: Ryno on 11/29/05, 04:44:49 PM
this guy could be the coach
That's clearly a Photoshopped picture. It shows Arkansas football players celebrating a big victory. As far as I can tell, that's never happened - at least in the days of color photography. Perhaps Mathew Brady worked the sidelines taking photos during the Hawgs glory days before getting his "big break" during the War.
Hogs were fairly dominant in the 60s, 70s, and 80s. 90s were terrible, and 2000s have been a bit nutty.
So, go ahead, kick us while we're down.
I wish I could have found the real pic of Nutt's crazy looking facial pose (found in that photo shop). It's classic.
I tried to yahoo image search Cadillac Anderson and this one with Sparky Anderson came up. I nominate all three:
(http://www.corporatesidekicks.com/images/sparky_anderson.jpg)
That old guy is gonna pitch?