(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/fightonusc/RBI%20Baseball/Poopydicksvs.bmp)
Kind of a disappointing beginning for the season in terms of quality games, although I'm sure that fknmclane is going to be very happy with this result.
The Poopydicks (1-0)
Batting:
Buckner, IF: 1-4, RBI
Jones, OF: 2-4, HR, RBI, 2 R
C. Davis, OF: 2-4, HR, RBI, 2 R
Evans, IF: 3-4, 2 HR, 2B, 4 RBI, 3 R
Nokes, C: 3-4, 2 2B, RBI, 3 R
Lemon, OF: 2-4, 2 2B, RBI, 2 R
Bergman, IF: 4-4, 3 2B, 3 RBI, 4 R
Mitchell, IF: 3-4, 3 2B, 4 RBI
Tudor, P: 1-4, 3B, RBI, R
Pitching:
Tudor (W 1-0): 5 IP, 5 R, 2 ER, 7 H, 0 BB, 1 K
The Fighting Tony Danzas (0-1)
Batting:
Trammel, IF: 0-3, R
Raines, OF: 1-3, 2B, RBI, R
Gibson, OF: 0-3
E. Davis, OF: 2-3, RBI
Hernandez, IF: 1-3, RBI
Reynolds, IF: 0-2
Santiago, C: 0-2, R
Knight: 1-2, HR, RBI, R
Ryan, P: 1-1, 1 R
Guerrero, PH: 1-1
Pitching:
Ryan (L 0-1): 4 IP, 14 R, 14 ER, 17 H, 0 BB, 0 K
Clemens: 1 IP, 3 R, 3 ER, 4 H, 0 BB, 0 K
Game Summary:
The Poopydicks got Fantasy RBI League Season III off to a fine start, jumping out to five first inning runs and never looking back as they thrashed the Fighting Tony Danzas 17-5 in a game halted after five innings because of the mercy rule. The Poopydicks banged out 21 total hits, including 17 against starter Nolan Ryan, who took the loss after giving up 14 runs in four innings.
Darrell Evans provided the bulk of the pop for the Poopydicks with tape measure home runs in the first and fifth inning measuring approximately 523 and 496 RBI feet respectively. Evans finished the game 3-4 with four RBI. The bottom third of the Poopydicks order was suprisingly productive, with Kevin Mitchel and Dave Bergman each collecting three doubles and combining for seven RBI.
The Fighting Tony Danzas could not take advantage of some sloppy fielding by the Poopydicks' infield as John Tudor was very effective. He gave up only two earned runs and seven hits in his five innings of work. Ray Knight provided one of the few offensive highlights for the Danzas with a fourth inning home run.
What a great day:
-went to 5-0 in my fantasy football league
-the Yanks pulled out the W over the Red Sox
-and most importantly, The Poopydicks dominated the opposition, with Johnny Tudor leading the way.
DEE NEE!
I like that you came up with distances for the home runs - nice touch.
Shit. After playing the ROM I knew my team really couldn't bang it out offensively, but damn. Where were Trammell and Kimmy Gibbler?
The ex-Detroit bats were pretty non-existent for you. Frankly, Tudor had some wicked good stuff that was jamming a lot of your hitters - few balls got out of the infield.
I second Beef's point. I love the distance for the homeruns.
JOHNNY FUCKING TUDOR BITCHES!!!! Not only can he shut down a powerful RBI lineup, but he's good with the wood as well.
Final line:
5 IP, 5 R, 2 ER, 7 H, 0 BB, 1 K
1-4, 3B, RBI, R
I assumed that Tengen Stadium has the same mesasurements as Shea Stadium, roughly, and went from there. I figure that any ball hit over the lights is 500 ft. or more.