Hi, my name is ryno23 and I'm a quick pitcher.
I got in a quick pitching groove against shitpaw and now I feel like a thick skulled knuckle dragging douch bag.
You may now commence to throwing poo at me.
You should wait 3 seconds per pitch, unless down runs, then you may use machine gun pitch twice per inning.
We really need a 10 commandments of RBI
Where's moses when you need him?
Quote from: Ryno23 on 11/18/04, 08:41:14 PM
Hi, my name is ryno23 and I'm a quick pitcher.
I got in a quick pitching groove against shitpaw and now I feel like a thick skulled knuckle dragging douch bag.
You may now commence to throwing poo at me.
it was a fair game -- this happens from time to time
Quote from: ShitPaw on 11/18/04, 09:26:24 PM
Quote from: Ryno23 on 11/18/04, 08:41:14 PM
Hi, my name is ryno23 and I'm a quick pitcher.
I got in a quick pitching groove against shitpaw and now I feel like a thick skulled knuckle dragging douch bag.
You may now commence to throwing poo at me.
it was a fair game -- this happens from time to time
Oh no you don't. I'm being the nice guy here. You're supposed to trash me.
I'm still pissed at that homer you hit. Did it even go over the fence?
no, but once i hit it, i knew what was going to happen.
when baylor struck out with 2 guys on, i should started muttering "fuck, shit, fuck."
i was trying to set up the tettleton, the pitch came and i ended up double-swinging. the pitch was out of the strike zone and i would have swung and missed anyway.
i'm just happy to have been competetive... i'm not as bad as most of you would like to believe.
I think the quick pitch is perfectly acceptable. If you can't hit the select button in time to pause, then that's what you get.
This isn't an issue when playing on the actual NES, of course, 'cause you can just say "time." :)
The quick pitch really let's the pitcher get in a groove and this game is all about pitching.
Quote from: JoeDirt on 11/18/04, 09:52:32 PM
I think the quick pitch is perfectly acceptable. If you can't hit the select button in time to pause, then that's what you get.
This isn't an issue when playing on the actual NES, of course, 'cause you can just say "time." :)
The quick pitch really let's the pitcher get in a groove and this game is all about pitching.
you always have a comment, don't you? :-*
i'll play you soon -- maybe some time tommorow.
If I let you, that is...
You have almost 1.5x more posts than I do, yet I always have to make a comment?! ::)
Quote from: JoeDirt on 11/18/04, 09:58:10 PM
If I let you, that is...
You have almost 1.5x more posts than I do, yet I always have to make a comment?! ::)
you have more in this forum -- that's what i was refering to.
Kick his ass, shitpaw!
I'm definitely leaning towards a belief in the 3 second rule.
Quote from: ShitPaw on 11/18/04, 10:00:20 PM
you have more in this forum -- that's what i was refering to.
Oh, so now we're breaking it down to who has how many posts in each forum topic? Get real...or get a life, Shithead/paw.
this is none of your fucking concern. when something concerns me, i'll make a comment. you're one of those people who can't tell that something is not about them.
we'll get a game going and you'll see how fucking sorry you really are.
Do I hear a challenge? From the lil school boy?
Quote from: JoeDirt on 11/18/04, 10:07:37 PM
Do I hear a challenge? From the lil school boy?
i don't know what you are hearing, but my message is pretty fucking clear.
What that you're a douche bag? Calling you a douche bag is an insult to douche bags...you are the douchest of bags.
Quote from: JoeDirt on 11/18/04, 10:13:37 PM
What that you're a douche bag? Calling you a douche bag is an insult to douche bags...you are the douchest of bags.
this makes a lot of sense. to call you retarded would be an understatement.
you're probably like 12 years old right?
probably, like, yeah, I guess so.
Quote from: JoeDirt on 11/18/04, 10:16:43 PM
probably, like, yeah, I guess so.
david spade is not funny
If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?
Quote from: JoeDirt on 11/18/04, 10:19:20 PM
If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?
that's fucking gay. so i'm supposed to come back with something so you can jack off on some gay post?
it's typical that you'd be thinking about your dick on some dude's face.
my bad...I get you and your mom confused all the time. You can understand how that's easy to do...
Quote from: JoeDirt on 11/18/04, 10:24:10 PM
my bad...I get you and your mom confused all the time. You can understand how that's easy to do...
you don't have sex with my mom, and it's not even funny. it's such a weak comeback.
"that's what your mom said last night." OH SNAP! YOU GOT ME! I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING! YOU ARE SO WITTY AND COOL AND SMART!
Fuck it.
A guy can't even start up his own fucking 12 step program with out a fight breaking out.
Did I say I had sex with your mom?
What, am I taking fight advice from Kramer all of the sudden? The jerk store callled...
That's a great idea, Noah. Yeah, I'm going to cyber kick his ass!
Actually, Shitpaw is probably gonna be mad at me for this confession, but he and I were just BSing a fight on the boards for the entertainment of y'all.
I'm just probably gonna be out all day, so the jig is up... ::)
Oh, and as long as we're confessing things--I really did have sex with Shitpaw's mother. :-*
Just kidding...was gonna say that I really did have a boss once use that balls/chin line on me...A BOSS. :-\
I figured it had to be fake, either way it was quite funny.
Quote from: JoeDirt on 11/19/04, 09:57:13 AM
Actually, Shitpaw is probably gonna be mad at me for this confession, but he and I were just BSing a fight on the boards for the entertainment of y'all.
That's what I would say if I was a pussy like JoeDirt. Just give up before you get too embarrassed.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER! ;)
yeah, you're right. the gig is up. it was a good run though.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.................what's a skeletor?
i had to read this thread again.
i thought it was pretty damn funny.
nice work JoeDirt/GlassJoe.
Yeah, this gives us "street cred," right?
For the record, Shitpaw/dvldog/J.Rice, the answer to the question about where my dick would be if my balls were on your chin really depends on which way I'm facing, I guess. :-\
You guys should have a contest to see who can have the most user names. Maybe BDawk could join in.
who was bdawk before?
vgp100... might've been before your time. He got to 1000 posts and decided to retire that user. That was back when 1000 posts really meant something, you know.
Oh shit...I forgot all about that. I do remember vgp...I thought he just went away after getting into such a debate with somebody over something...guessing it was vit--why not go with the odds?