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My vote is for Hernandez.  He's got a mustache and a lisp.

I'm going with the Wizard. He seems a little more fem than the rest. I wouldn't be surprised, however, if Canseco dabbled a little here and there.

Oh yeah, if Strawberry was on the list, I'm sure he gave a few hummers for some blow.

I'll put Strawberry in, if people think he warrants a spot more than one of the others.  Who would you replace vgp?

Maybe Pettis. I really don't know enough about him to make a good judgement.

I just put Pettis in cuz his name is close to Penis.

Here's my reasoning for each choice:

Keith Hernandez: Mustache and lisp
Ozzie Smith: Small and effeminate, flips around a lot
Greg Gagne: RBI Nickname is Fagne
Candy Maldonado: His first name is CANDY!
Marty Barrett: His name just sounds gay
Alan Ashby: Switch Hitter, and RBI nickname is ASS-BY and had a mustache
Jose Canseco: Something about him just screams "homo"
Gary Pettis: Name sounds close to Gary Penis

Wow, an anonymous vote for Candy.

i almost went for gagne because he might of been doing some "gagging" (even though his name has a different sound), but i had to go with candy, no self respecting heterosexual male can go by the name "candy", even if it WAS given to him by his parents

i would have to go with i am keith hernandez because he just looks the part.  have you seen the sweaters he used to wear?  throw in the mustache and you have your mega-sore-ass.

        I think keith hernandez's role on seinfeld was a little too natural.  

Canseco is guilty of both homosexuality and incest.  There was definitely more than brotherly love going on between him and Ozzie.

I am the most likely homosexual RBI vet, you fags  ;) id like to suck all of your COCKS!  ;D  :P so i hope to see everyone at the 1st annual san diego new faggot rbi tournament/pride festival at my house!  8) i cant wait to FUCK YOU!

I think he's right. Ironman is the gayest one around. Maybe he can be added to the list. The use of all the little circle faces confirms his gayness.

Ironman is indeed extremely gay, however the fact that he is not in RBI excludes him from the poll.

That depends on what is meant by "RBI Vet".

I'm sure there are veterinarians that work for the Rare Breeds International organization, some possibly homosexual like ironman here.

Thats funny Hath.  I should've been more descriptive and said "Which former Major League baseball player featured in RBI Baseball for Nintendo is a fucking queer ass homo"

Wow, surprise vote for Fagne

I think this one deserves another look from the newcomers.

gd, glad you brought this one back... you reached way deep and it was before my time... i will gladly cast my vote.  one thing, why is john lockhart not an option?  checkmate that ho!  at least that's what i'd yell if i pinned his ass on the mat in a grecofago postion.

Gdavis, are you just trying to get a 20 response topic? If so, good job.

i'd be honored to put up post #21 and put gd over the top... i just think that going back to the future to get some rivalry points is an excellent move.  

gdavis,

  After this latest manuver (sp) I decided you adjust our roster.  This blantant attempt to increase your personal stats just got you bumped up in our batting order.  You are now hitting in the number 3 slot.  Congrats.


--coach free

I'm trying to find the post where VitB accuses me at cheating at the dee-nee vs. dah-nah's contest.  Little help?

How was it that you cheated?

By bumping this thread.  There was some rule that if you start a thread with over 20 replies you get a power boost or something, so I bumped this thread that had like 19 replies or something.

That's funny--he wasn't even playing.

Spike Owen has the faggiest smile, and he likes to give hugs.

After seeing that Just For Men beard dye commercial with him and Walt "Clyde" Frazier, where they are in the "announcing booth" at the bar commentating on "Mr. Gray Beard's" attempt to score, I have to vote for Keith Hernandez.