After creating this fake "Hall of Fame" for Ryne Sandberg (http://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?topic=5083.msg74055#msg74055) to be inducted into, I have the idea to try this for as many RBIers as possible. I'll post more as I do them. Discuss ideas here.
I think we should have a hall of fame thread section, where threads with 50 or more replies are put in the spotlight.
I love the sex and chicken thing!
Jim Rice - Pornography Collectors Hall of Fame
Kirby Puckett - Sexual Assault Hall of Fame
Tom Brookens - Cheesy Mustache Hall of Fame
Dan Gladden - Mullet Hall of Fame
Keith Hernandez - Television Hall of Fame
I already was working on the Jim Rice one - clearly, we were on the same path, Beef...
I think that Ray Charles must be the charter member - except he's whole hog blind...
I understand Boggs "sex and chicken" but what's the story behind Sandberg being an 'arrogant asshole?"
Good ole' TB - A first-ballot HoFer here for sure...
a) Look at that smile. Isn't that a smile you just want to punch right in the teeth?
b) I've heard several stories that do not reflect well on Ryne Sandberg, most of which involve him being superficially nice when in public and then a dick in private. Like blowing off kids looking for autographs, etc.
c) I knew it would piss you off...
Quote from: fightonusc on 01/17/05, 04:53:55 PM
a) Look at that smile. Isn't that a smile you just want to punch right in the teeth?
b) I've heard several stories that do not reflect well on Ryne Sandberg, most of which involve him being superficially nice when in public and then a dick in private. Like blowing off kids looking for autographs, etc.
c) I knew it would piss you off...
Damn. I thought you had some real shit on him. I've heard some of those same type stories on Sandberg and many other players.
Nice job on the photos by the way. Are you using photoshop?
Yeah - Paint Shop Pro is pretty nice, too, but I was trained on Photoshop for work, so it's what I'm used to.
Quote from: fightonusc on 01/17/05, 05:09:03 PM
Yeah - Paint Shop Pro is pretty nice, too, but I was trained on Photoshop for work, so it's what I'm used to.
Hey, could you give me some help? I have paint shop pro but I can't do much other than crop photos, remove red eye, and resize.
I can't figure the layering out for shit.
What's the problem with the layering that you're having? I can help how I can, but like I said, Photoshop is easier for me to use than Paint Shop.
It only seemed appropriate...
Quote from: fightonusc on 01/17/05, 05:23:42 PM
What's the problem with the layering that you're having? I can help how I can, but like I said, Photoshop is easier for me to use than Paint Shop.
We should set up a messenger / AIM help time. I can't do any layering. A friend of mine is a graphic designer and he uses photo shop, but he said it shouldn't be hard to figure out paint shop pro. He said his problem with PSP was that he couldn't find the layer pallette.
I've had the program for over a year and I've yet to do a layered graphic.
I just found my new upstairs wallpaper to replace Lemon Party, TB all the way....
All 'stache, all the time...
Why would you put TB as your wallpaper when you could put RBI GUY as your wallpaper?!
I'm, umm, "proud" to say that Danny's from Fresneck. It certainly explains the hairstyle...
These are hilarious. A John Kruk one-nutter would kick ass too.
How about a "My Wife is a Tramp" HOF for Sandberg? That's even better.
Quote from: fknmclane on 01/17/05, 08:47:35 PM
How about a "My Wife is a Tramp" HOF for Sandberg? That's even better.
Ex Wife. . ... . . . . . .. her name????
Cindy Sandberg.
Is this her? I do not know:
(http://www.mostmuscular.com/oktxbb/rr1999/Cindy%20Sandberg.jpg)
Cindy Sandberg
"I just wanted a Sylvester Pez dispenser..."
Yeah, that's THE Cindy Sandberg. Scary shit.
I refuse to believe that losing out on that would cause someone to get so depressed that they retire from baseball...At least you know she has a giant clit.
Of course, Fearless Leader needs a Hall of Fame for himself, too...
Nicely done
fightonusc, these pictures rule.
More suggestions:
Doc and Dwight - Cocaine Suspension Hall of Fame
Bill Buckner - Guys Who Needed a Defensive Replacement Hall of Fame
Mark McGwire - Androstenedione User Hall of Fame
Bobby Ojeda - Horrific Boating Accident Hall of Fame
Donnie Moore.
Quote from: JerryD on 01/18/05, 05:26:41 PM
Donnie Moore.
The book ,"one pitch away" has changed my perception of Donnie.
Donnie definitely had some issues... The One Pitch Away chapter on him was most excellent
How about
Vince Coleman - People who've been injured by groundskeeping equipment Hall of Fame
Quote from: fightonusc on 01/18/05, 11:59:58 AM
"I just wanted a Sylvester Pez dispenser..."
Why is Kevin Mitchell batting left handed? He was a righty-wasn't he?
I'm pretty sure he bats right, throws right, kills left. Maybe that's it
Quote from: ericdavisfan on 01/19/05, 12:12:30 PM
How about
Vince Coleman - People who've been injured by groundskeeping equipment Hall of Fame
or maybe Firecracker Throwing HOF
Ozzie Smith and Bill Mazeroski: "Dude, Where's my bat" Hall of Fame.
Who doesn't love Johnny One Nut?
Fucking classic. Hilarious work, FightOn.
Two more of this board's more distinguished members...
the curt flood one is killing me