I thought your nicknames were hilarious especially chet lemon as "chester copperpot"
here are some that me and my buddies have coined:
Brian Downing - MYSTERIES! (Father Downing)
Wally Joyner - Wally's World (National Lampoon)
Bobby Grich - The Grich who stole X-mas
George Hendrick - Hendrick's House
Donnie Moore - "This guy here's dead" - Well then cross
cross him off (Major League)
Don Sutton - Don the Don Don Sutton
Bill Madlock - Just hum the theme song to Matlock
when he bats
Doyle Alexander - Prince Alexander
Gary Gaetti - simply known as the RAT
Darryl Strawberry - Strawdaddy
Dwight Gooden - The good doctor
Chili Davis - C Davis Rentals
Mike Aldrete - Super Mario Andretti
Rick Rueschel - RAVISHING RICK RUESCHEL
Mike "Where the Fuck you at" Kruuucoww
What do you guys think?
Those are some solid ones Brian! Mysteries and Matlock are my favs, all about cheezy 80s dramas...
Anyone else got some nicknames?
Here are some of the favorites of me and my buddies:
Tony Armas - Arm & Hammer
Tim Teuful - Tim "Toothful"
Chili Davis - "Boom" Chilli Davis (usually after a clutch homer)
Ozzie Smith - Nobody beats the "Wiz"
George Bell - Ding Dong (especially after a homer)
Benito Santiago - Mussolini
Eric Davis - Eric the Red
Mike Schmidt - Schmidzle Stix
And my favorite:
Andre Dawson - "Dudley" Dawson (aka "Booger" from Revenge of the Nerds) - Hawk is overused
We're big Booger fans as well, I think Dudley/Booger is a fitting nickname for Dawson. Consider me a changed man...
Our All-Star nicknames suck because we never play with them...
Matt Gerding added the following to me via email:
Dick Schofield: The Schofield Kid
Pat Sheridan: Preposterous Pat
Dan Gladden: Glad Bags
Gary Pettis: Pettis Comedis
Doug DeCinces: BIG DOUG DECINCES!!!
Brian Downing: Brian Downing, Jr.
Bob Grich: Now You're Messing With Bob Grich
Bob Boone: Bob the Bold
Alan Trammel: Tram Bam
Matt Nokes: Nokes (pronounced Nokays) Suave
Terry Puhl: Terry Pulls It Foul Alot
Kent Hrbek: Herbie Hancock
Danny Heep: Danny Heep Of A Lot Of Trouble
Keith Hernandez: Coke Head
Jeffrey Leonard: One Flap Down
Steve Lake: "Oh My Steve Lake!"
Rob Wilfong: God
Playing Battletoads right now, fucking hard game....
Here's some nicknames to add to the list that me and my buddies are fond of using:
Chet Lemon- Chester A. Lemons
Tom Brookens- What's Cookin' Brookens
Pat Sheridan- The General
Doug DeCinces- D-Stinks
Brian Downing- Downtown Downing
Bob Stanley- Curvey Old Stanley
Ellis Burks- Jealous Ellis
Marc Sullivan- Sullivan Bombs
Billy Hatcher- I Have Homerun Power
Kirby Puckett- Kirbus
Mookie Wilson- Kooky Mookie
Ray Knight- Raymond's Here
Paul Molitor- Pauly Walnuts
Rick Suttcliffe- Slut-cliffe
Steve Bedrosian- Bedrock
Todd Worrell- The National League Tom Henke
Its surprising how many of the same knicknames we all use.
Candy Maldanado- "The Candy Man Can"
Phil Garner- James Garner
Rob Wilfong- Wolfgang
Chet Lemon- Jack Lemon
Glenn Davis- Gina Davis
Bruce Hurst- Garrison Hearst
Howard Johnson- HoJo or "The kids can call you Hoju"
Doug DeCinces- D-Sinks, D-Stinks
Tom Brookens- Brooklyn
Kent Hrbek- Herbie Hrbek
Jose Cruz- Senor Jose Cruz Senior
Tim Laudner- Winfred-Lauder (Drew Carey Reference)
Randy Bush - Homer Bush
Jim Rice- Jerry Rice
Roger Clemens- Satan
Nolan Ryan - God
Right on with the Matlock music, I always hum it when he steps up.
Great list here, I need to make a page with all alternate nicknames. We took Booger and Pauly Walnuts and added them our team pages. They were much better than what we had. Also added a new nickname I recently thought of - Mark "Stinky" Sullivan - for the Growing Pains fans out there...
A few other ones we liked (such as "The kids can call you Hoju") but were too long or were on players with established nicknames. That's why an alternate page would be good...
Dunno if anyone already used these:
Leo Mazzilli as Leo 'nobody beats the miz' Mazzilli
Vince ' the firecracker' Coleman.
Nobody beats the Miz, nobody...
Hey, this is some of the nick names my guys got:
Corbett - Corbette the Corvette
Ironic because he's so fricken slow...
De Cinces - De Nicks
I dont even know why...
Chili Davis - The Big Chili D
Say it like its a rap star - it sounds better
Bob Boone - The Quadra Clutch
Sucks till the last second. He did hit a grannie for me...
JUribe - Mr. Beanball
When not playing straight pitch, always try to hit 'em...
There's more, but you guys got some of mine so...
Marty Barrett - Yogi Barret
Jim Rice - Jerry Rice
Reggie Jackson - I must Kill... the queen
Brian Downing - Dr. Downing (Eye Doctor in our home town lots of seeing eye singles
Bob Grich - Grich who stole christmas
Dick Schofield - Gary Sheffield
Rob Wilfong - The Wolf (followed by a howl)
Mike Witt - bobby witt
Donnie Moore - Dinty or Dead
Alan Trammel - As Alan Trammel goes, So go the Tigers
Dave Bergman - Candice Bergman (Full House baby)
Glen Davis - Geena Davis
Craig Reynolds - Harold Reynolds
Kent Hrbek - Cunt Hrbek
Roy Smalley - Stuart Smalley (SNL...)
Randy Bush - Homer Bush
Juan Berenguer - Jake Taylor or Tom Berenger
Mookie Wilson - M M M M M M M Moookie!!!!!
Keith Nernandez - I am Keith Hernandez
Gary Carter - Hall of fame author and catcher
Daryl Strawberry - DDDaaaaarrryllll Darrrryylll (simpsons)
Ray Knight - Bobby Knight
Danny Heep - Heep O' Trouble
Tim Teufel - Tough out Teufel
Kevin Mitchell - King Kong
Chili Davis - HALLO... CHILI (in a scratch old woman voice)
Rick Reuschel - Big Daddy
Willie Mcgee - ET
Jim Lindeman - Todd Lindeman
Steve Lake - Mrs Lake
some of ours:
john kruk: uni-nut
ozzie smith: the ozzman cometh
spooky mookie wilson
rafel santana: carlos
bob ojeda: ol' four fingers
mike schmidt: fat shit
marty barrett: dana/sid barrett
wade boggs/ suede wade/ cap'n jack
don baylor: dolald baseball
"stone cold" rich gedman
ellis burks: ellis the wall
i'm forgetting some.
kev