http://espn.go.com/sportsbusiness/news/2003/0415/1539387.html
If i was rich I'd definately hire him to play me at RBI.
That's not a bad deal. A cookout and RBI Baseball with Jose--not a bad way to spend the day.
This part seems a little funny to me:
" . . . minimum bid is $2,500 and includes one guest 17 or younger at no extra cost"
Why 17 or younger?
Because he couldn't legally put what he REALLY wanted to say...
one female guest 17 or younger at no extra cost
my, my, my...what the raging hormones of a man on house arrest won't push a habitual criminal to do!
Two years house arrest? That kind of sucks... Right pots?