After a heavy, heavy dinner including cream cheese burgers, pasta salad and potato casserole (and a shit ton of beer,) our heroes fknmclane and chubbrock partook in some RBI Baseball.
Game 1:
A 1-1 pitcher's duel up until the 6th inning, Bobby Witt finally caved when giving up a swinging bunt to Doyle Alexander with two men on in the top of the 6th.  What followed was a 7 run two out rally.  Chubbs was not pleased.  I was giddy like a school girl.
Dt won 9-3 over Ca and Chubbs gave the "beatdown" controller a good once over, especialy after the 7 run two uot rally.  
Strange thing happened tonight.  I had a man on second and none out.  I hit a grounder to right field.  My guy onsecond went to score and my batter tried to strectch it into a double.  Chubbs cut the throw off and tagged out my runner at th same time and to top it all off he threw out therunnner at home.  Definitely a crazy play.  We went ape shit.
Where's my beer?
			
			
			
				We have a pretty simple proof at the dee-nee house:
If BOP, then Homer...
It pretty much works the same way with a pitcher hit, especially with two out.  That's a horrible way to lose... 
			
			
			
				Game 2:
Me Bo
Chubbs NY
4 - 2
I had four solo shots.  That's about it.  Chubbs couldn't hit the borad side of a barn. Good tiems.  He's pissed, wr'e drunik.
			
			
			
				Game 3:
Chubbs Am
Me NY
Chubbs started out real hot, hitting 4 solo shots but I had a 6 run inning and after switching to wine, he had enough.  He's afucking quitter.
			
			
			
				Nobody likes a quitter, though I've been known to do it from time to time... 
Switching to wine doesn't sound very wise, you are just asking for a headache in 8 hours...
			
			
			
				I don't like a quitter wither andt hw uitter is just about pased out on the couch.
Anway, the wine swtch was discussed and the headache was a valid pint...but waling  a1/4 mile is orse than sa headache, or so tI think right now.
By the way, this wine is really fuckngood.
			
			
			
				Let it be known that wine was NOT good idea, as a ridiculously intense hangover set in very close the 8 hours Gantry estimated.
That wine sure was delicous though.