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Poll
Question: Who is the ugliest man in RBI?
Option 1: W. McGee votes: 19
Option 2: G. Gaetti votes: 5
Option 3: Other (please list) votes: 4
Option 4: Yes or No votes: 1
Title: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: Nacho on 07/16/05, 04:02:32 AM
McGee?  Gaetti?  Someone else?  (I don't know how this is possible... have you seen these two?)

Discuss.

EDIT:  Pictures added.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: japetus462 on 07/16/05, 04:15:28 AM
Wow, I mean it's really hard to choose. The ratfaced Gaetti, or Willie "I just smelled a fart" McGee. I gotta give it to Willie. Cardinal great, ugliest RBI'er ever.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: MR RBI on 07/16/05, 11:36:37 AM
I'd have to say one of my boys from the Mets. Good old Jesse.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: TempoGL on 07/16/05, 11:43:59 AM
i think mike scott looks uglier in that picture.  hard to imagine, but jesse orosco just looks like a kid.  scott was a "future star" but already looks 40...nice hair
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: MR RBI on 07/16/05, 01:27:47 PM
Just realized Mike Scott was a Met. Talking about before my time. Hes overrated anyway. He only had a couple good years.   
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: Gantry on 07/16/05, 02:48:34 PM
Fugly fugly fugly...
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: JoeDirt on 07/16/05, 10:16:27 PM
A Dan Norman rookie---SWEET!
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: Nacho on 07/17/05, 12:44:04 AM
I am one of only two people to vote for Gary Gaetti.  It's close, but I'll give him the nod.  He looks like a handsome gent in the pic I posted, unfortunately, compared to how he usually looks.

I also heard that Willie McGee is not only ugly, but dumb as rocks.  My mom's husband told me several stories about him (he met him once and has heard lots of stories about him), including a story about how he missed three innings of a game becauase someone parked in his spot at Busch and he was driving around looking for a place to put his car.  I also heard that he lived with Ozzie Smith for some time, because he needed someone to take care of him, a la Big Pete McGrath.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: TβG on 07/17/05, 09:26:23 PM
willie mcgeezer.  hands down.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: malnuboy on 07/17/05, 09:29:01 PM
Boston wins hands down for ugliest bullpen, heres Calvin.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: demystifier on 07/18/05, 02:02:50 PM
Being a fan of both the Cubs and Royals (I live near KC in Lawrence Kansas)...I've had the displeasure of watching the rat far too many times...that picture was far too nice.  These are the best I could get, but should give a better idea...

Still hard not to give my vote to Willie McGee now, however...
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: demystifier on 07/18/05, 02:07:18 PM
sorry...

(http://www.demystifier.org/g3.jpg)

(http://www.demystifier.org/gaetti.jpg)

(http://www.demystifier.org/g2.jpg)
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: TempoGL on 07/18/05, 02:23:43 PM
you're right...gaetti is much uglier.

mcgee just has an inordinately tall/skinny head.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: Nacho on 07/18/05, 02:43:34 PM
Not sure why, but I remember McGee's ugliness varying a bit.  I had a few baseball cards of him from the late 80's, and he looked distinctly uglier with a mustache.  I remember my sister looking at a baseball card of his and proclaiming his ugliness.  I also remember my grandmother proclaiming Scotty Pippen an ugly guy.  Ah, memories.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: nice gaetti on 07/18/05, 02:52:28 PM
 "E.T." Mcghee we used to call him.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: MR RBI on 07/18/05, 03:06:56 PM
I think Gary is the most retarded looking.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: BDawk on 07/19/05, 07:03:07 AM
Gaietti looks like Skolnick from Nerds

(http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/revengenerds_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: Nacho on 07/19/05, 02:17:23 PM
From thebaseballpage.com:

"Stan Musial is the best player to ever wear the uniform, but the ULTIMATE Redbird would have to be Willie McGee. Awkward and a bit homely, McGee held two rare, simultaneous virtues: he was singularly talented and sincerely modest - in short, he was a lot like the city. The citizens of St. Louis loved him for it."

Willie in his rookie year - his younger, handsomer days...
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: MR RBI on 07/19/05, 02:26:04 PM
This was hard to get but i got Willie Mcgees baby picture. He was a cute Baby.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: Gerlost on 07/19/05, 02:49:27 PM
I always thought that Willie played his entire career with a speck of dust in his eyes.  At least in his second stint with the Cardinals, he blinked and wiped his eyes 100 times every at-bat.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: BDawk on 07/19/05, 04:41:01 PM
He was wiping tears away because he was a major league all-star and still cant get any ass
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: Nacho on 07/19/05, 04:42:14 PM
That is probably the scariest picture I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: DamnTheCowboys on 07/20/05, 11:58:06 AM
McGee may be the ugliest, but the ugliest TEAM is Detroit.

They have a tons of guys with acne scars:  Jack Morris, Alan Trammell, Darrell Evans, Matt Nokes.

Doyle Alexander and Dave Bergman weren't exactly Homecoming Kings either.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: ericdavisfan on 07/20/05, 12:05:26 PM
I really don't think that this is a contest.  Gaetti is not an attractive man, but Willie McGee is downright ugly.

He looks like a California Raisin that spent a few too many hours in the sun
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: Nacho on 07/20/05, 01:26:44 PM
You are right, this man is far from ugly.  BTW, here is a great site honoring The Rat.

http://www.angelfire.com/nd/garygaetti/
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: ericdavisfan on 07/20/05, 02:13:00 PM
If only he could have sported the mullet + the mustache at the same time.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: Gerlost on 07/20/05, 02:23:32 PM
Your wish is my command.  Presenting the mulletstache.
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: ericdavisfan on 07/20/05, 02:37:20 PM
and THAT, Gary Gaetti, is what will get you some Hall of Fame votes!
Title: Re: Ugliest RBIer
Post by: Briznock on 07/21/05, 09:35:28 AM
I wish I could grow a mustache like that.  Id give up a testicle to sport a real push broom like that.  The right less hangy texticle though.  The mullet I think I could do with a little patience.