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Title: reading the old shit
Post by: fknmclane on 08/08/03, 10:15:32 PM
On the third page of posts you guys were talking about power numbers.  How exactly do you know these numbers and are the power numbers for every player posted on this site?
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: Lips on 08/09/03, 12:26:20 AM
The power numbers are embedded in the programming code that makes up RBI.  And yes, all the power numbers are documented on the team pages.  Just click on a team under NES or Arcade in the left-hand side navigation of dee-nee.com.
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: doveRBI on 08/09/03, 01:37:23 AM
look mclane im drunk as fuck and i can only hope that your gay ass name is in reference to bruce willis' character in die hard.  stop asking gay stupid questions.  this is the third one you'd asked and around here.... like rbi.... it's three strikes you're out... suck it up or get the fuck out.
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: fknmclane on 08/09/03, 09:19:05 PM
Ouch!  I guess you're an angry drunk.  I can't help but ask stupid questions.  That's what stupid people do.

My gay ass name?  McLane is my last name.  So suck Donnie Moore's dead dick.
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: doveRBI on 08/10/03, 01:10:36 AM
Wow!  I have to say that I have out done myself.  I just read the post before last, the one shamelessly insulting mclane and I was laughing outloud hysterically mentally congratulating whatever asshole wrote it.

Then I realized that I had written it.

No memory do I have of doing so.  Of course, as the post states, I was drunk as fuck so I suppose that explains it.  I would apologize, but mclane your signature line further inscenses me.  Are you refering to a skin flute?  As usual I have cracked myself up.  I hope someone is keeping track of my drunk posts.  I'm going to set a goal that 5% of my posts should be so drunken that I don't remember.  I think I'm right on track.
Dove
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: fknmclane on 08/10/03, 12:25:18 PM
That's rather impressive that you don't remember posting at all.  I once took a leak on my brother's bed when I was drunk.  Don't remember and thank God he wasn't in it.

If I further incensed you with my quote, relax.  Haven't you ever seen Caddyshack?  Chevy Chase is quoting a Zen philosopher.
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: doveRBI on 08/10/03, 07:56:32 PM
That is understandable... I once pissed in my friends pantry because I was convinced it was the bathroom  ::)
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: fknmclane on 08/11/03, 01:12:09 AM
You're not the only one.  In my first year of college my friends had this huge house rented out and we partied all the time.  Last I heard it took the landlord a year before he could re-rent it.

Anyway, I drank an 18 pack of Keystone (most beer ever for me at that point) and passes out on the couch outside.  I was told the next morning that I walked into the kitchen, bent down and opened both cupboard doors underneath the sink.  I then proceeded to meticulously take everything out and set it off to the side.

After completing this task I dropped my shorts and boxers down to my ankles and pissed in the cabinets.  I shook, put everything back where I found it and went back to the couch and passed out.

My friend was playing N64 when I did this and witnessed the whole thing.  I guess I was sleepwalking. I'm sure the alcohol didn't help.

Oh yeah...my name is gay and so's my quote.  What the fuck is Dove?
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: vgp100 on 08/11/03, 11:33:26 AM
Quote from: doveRBI on 08/09/03, 01:37:23 AM
look mclane im drunk as fuck and i can only hope that your gay ass name is in reference to bruce willis' character in die hard.  stop asking gay stupid questions.  this is the third one you'd asked and around here.... like rbi.... it's three strikes you're out... suck it up or get the fuck out.

Even drunk, he guards the integrity of these boards. I guess you could say he guards them like someone from Lowell guards a crack pipe.
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: Mike D. on 08/11/03, 01:53:53 PM
I'm much tougher with my cack pipe, thank you very much.  It's tough to find some good broken lightbulbs these days....
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: vgp100 on 08/11/03, 02:19:08 PM
You know Mike D, I'm surprised more people aren't familiar with that special on HBO. At least one Dickie and Boo reference occurs in my office every week.
In fact, I'm not sure if you saw the Gatti / Ward fight lst year, but Dickie was in the corner of Mickey Ward. At least he's making something of himself.
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: GDavis on 08/11/03, 03:44:43 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 08/09/03, 09:19:05 PMSo suck Donnie Moore's dead dick.

Great line.  I'm definately stealing that one.  I tried it the other day but i was drunk and said "Dudley Moore's dead dick".  Worked just fine though.
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: Mike D. on 08/11/03, 04:15:03 PM
I'm friends with both the Mick and Dickie Eklund.  Good guys, Mick works on a paving crew with one of my high school buddies.  I've been to all three of the Ward/Gatti bouts.  
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: fknmclane on 08/14/03, 05:41:53 PM
You know Mickey Ward?   That's fuckin' unbelievable.  I can't believe you went to all three fights as well.  That's like, well I don't know what it's like but I'm insanely jealous.  I've been scrambling to get all three on tape.
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: Mike D. on 08/18/03, 08:03:59 AM
I could probably score the fights on tape, if you want them.  Funny Mickey Ward story:  A bunch of us are in a bar called the Sports Page in Lowell, MA.  Everyone's driking, getting rowdy and whatnot.  All of a sudden Mick stands up, and being both punch and liquor drunk, yells "Hey, let's go to the Sports Page!".   His fiancee just turns red and says "Mick, we ARE at the Sports Page."  Soooo funny.
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: fknmclane on 08/18/03, 12:57:17 PM
If you could get the fights for me that would be awesome.  I'd pay for shipping and all that shit and whatever else expenses you may want to throw at me.  Let me know.
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: Mike D. on 10/25/05, 07:59:55 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 08/18/03, 12:57:17 PM
If you could get the fights for me that would be awesome.  I'd pay for shipping and all that shit and whatever else expenses you may want to throw at me.  Let me know.

I never did this for mclane.
Title: Re: reading the old shit
Post by: BDawk on 10/25/05, 09:30:56 PM
What a friend
Title: Re: reading the old shit
Post by: Mike D. on 10/25/05, 11:08:47 PM
I did mention it to him again a few weeks back, though.  Just to rub it in I guess.
Title: Re: reading the old shit
Post by: JoeDirt on 10/26/05, 10:20:57 PM
I guess that sorta counts  :(
Title: Re: reading the old shit
Post by: fightonusc on 10/27/05, 12:26:42 PM
I would do it for him, Mike. But still charge him the same shipping and handling charges that you would have if you were still back East.
Title: Re: reading the old shit
Post by: Mike D. on 10/27/05, 01:49:32 PM
This is a clever money making idea.  I'm on it!
Title: Re: reading the old shit
Post by: Mike D. on 02/12/08, 01:34:03 PM
Yet another way I've failed mclane.
Title: Re: reading the old shit
Post by: Gantry on 02/12/08, 01:37:39 PM
Awesome thread, MikeD is the anti-saint...
Title: Re: reading the old shit
Post by: ultimate7 on 02/12/08, 01:49:17 PM
Quote from: doveRBI on 08/09/03, 01:37:23 AM
look mclane im drunk as fuck and i can only hope that your gay ass name is in reference to bruce willis' character in die hard.  stop asking gay stupid questions.  this is the third one you'd asked and around here.... like rbi.... it's three strikes you're out... suck it up or get the fuck out.

PO2003
Title: Re:reading the old shit
Post by: broiler on 02/12/08, 02:14:47 PM
Quote from: GDavis on 08/11/03, 03:44:43 PM
I tried it the other day but i was drunk

remember when gdavis was cool