im an all in favor of a softball game between the dee-nee's and the dah-nah's. or the dih nih's (???this probably requires a puhl)
pick a couple captains and select players. mostly a scorefest i'd assume since most all would be drunk as hell, but fun none the less.
great idea!
i pitched the idea of a wiffle ball game. that way no one has to bring gloves and whatnot and we wouldn't have to have a true field.
16 inch, no gloves
Quote from: ultimate7 on 08/06/05, 04:45:57 PM
16 inch, no gloves
you don't have to wear gloves to handle my 16 inch throbbing purple headed monster.
I swear I don't know why I bother to read Ryno's posts...they're all the same.
Quote from: JoeDirt on 08/06/05, 05:41:39 PM
I swear I don't know why I bother to read Ryno's posts...they're all the same.
it wasn't I who made mention of sixteen inches
As everyone who was in Columbutt can probably figure out, I'm not an athletic person. To avoid personal embarrassment, I'll sit this game out. Instead, I'll sit on the sidelines with a laptop and calculate the error probability rate.
Nightwulf
don't you mean "BOPs" instead of "errors?"
Quote from: nightwulf on 08/06/05, 06:26:26 PM
I'll sit on the sidelines with a laptop and calculate the error probability rate.
Just be sure to multiply the probability by two when I try and throw too fast.
Quote from: nightwulf on 08/06/05, 06:26:26 PM
As everyone who was in Columbutt can probably figure out, I'm not an athletic person. To avoid personal embarrassment, I'll sit this game out. Instead, I'll sit on the sidelines with a laptop and calculate the error probability rate.
Nightwulf
thats why they invented catcher and right field positions.
I second the wiffle ball nomination.
Quote from: nightwulf on 08/06/05, 06:26:26 PM
As everyone who was in Columbutt can probably figure out, I'm not an athletic person. To avoid personal embarrassment, I'll sit this game out. Instead, I'll sit on the sidelines with a laptop and calculate the error probability rate.
Nightwulf
you are kidding right? apparently the shitcannedness of your dee-nee brethern escaped your attention. if anyone of us could hit a wiffle ball by 3 o'clock on any given day, i'd be amazed.
Sweet, I'll finally have a built-in advantage!
im quite certain the dang hijinx would be escolated in game of booze and whiffle ball, and unlike softball nuts cups should not be needed.
Drunken wiffle ball is a must...but only if I get to be Jose Offerman.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 08/07/05, 12:29:11 PM
Drunken wiffle ball is a must...but only if I get to be Jose Offerman.
You spelled his last name wrong.
Quote from: Attezzobal on 08/07/05, 03:52:09 PM
Quote from: CurtFlood on 08/07/05, 12:29:11 PM
Drunken wiffle ball is a must...but only if I get to be Jose Offe-e-e-e-e-erman.
You spelled his last name wrong.
Fixed
An easy game of drunk wiffle ball:
Before advancing past each base, you must pound a half cup of beer. If the pitching team gives up a homer, they have to chug a full beer.
Easy to follow, good times.
Quote from: Mike D. on 08/11/05, 09:12:52 AM
An easy game of drunk wiffle ball:
Before advancing past each base, you must pound a half cup of beer. If the pitching team gives up a homer, they have to chug a full beer.
Easy to follow, good times.
have you ever played this and remembered who won?
You actually don't get too wasted. You have to chug before rounding 1st, so there tends to be lots of singles, maybe a few doubles.
lightweights
and we cant forget the dee-nee karaoke!
No...
oh c'mon...can you imagine mike d singing...."to all the girls ive banged before, who came in and out more door......"
or maybe drop some michael bolton..."when a man fists a woman!" ;D
im in favor holmes.
who needs karaoke when i could bring my guitar. . . . . . . and play naked.
im gonna go rub one out now...thanks ryno. ;)
btw i need a bit of help with visual stimulation. are you by chance a double gut no butt guy or otherwise?
if we got with the having the actual tourney at someone's house theme, I would like submit my vote for grilling Bacon Burger Dogs.
The park where we have our kickball games in North Hollywood has a guy with a hot dog cart selling bacon wrapped hot dogs. I had one while I umped last night.
A bacon wrapped hot dog with grilled onions for two dollars is...well...REALLY the best.
Quote from: fightonusc on 08/16/05, 07:18:47 PM
The park where we have our kickball games in North Hollywood has a guy with a hot dog cart selling bacon wrapped hot dogs. I had one while I umped last night.
A bacon wrapped hot dog with grilled onions for two dollars is...well...REALLY the best.
Prediction: You will not live to see age 35.
This is probably true, but I'd like to believe that it will be after I heroically rescue nine of my best friends, who are being kept in a compound filled with evil terrorist.
But, yeah, probably a massive heart attack.
Quote from: fightonusc on 08/16/05, 07:25:00 PM
This is probably true, but I'd like to believe that it will be after I heroically rescue nine of my best friends, who are being kept in a compound filled with evil terrorist.
But, yeah, probably a massive heart attack.
don't forget the Vietnamese refugees you will triumphently lead to a massive cargo plane that brings them their freedom.
Essentially its the ending to every Chuck Norris film ever.....except sidekicks.
Quote from: malnuboy on 08/20/05, 06:44:47 AM
Quote from: fightonusc on 08/16/05, 07:25:00 PM
This is probably true, but I'd like to believe that it will be after I heroically rescue nine of my best friends, who are being kept in a compound filled with evil terrorist.
But, yeah, probably a massive heart attack.
don't forget the Vietnamese refugees you will triumphently lead to a massive cargo plane that brings them their freedom.
Essentially its the ending to every Chuck Norris film ever.....except sidekicks.
That is actually the ending to the director's cut of Sidekicks. Definitely worth checking out for the sexual tension between Chuck and Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years.
I also hear after they hook up, Chuck and Wendy solve some high-level calculus problems for a good hour. Too much footage for the theatrical release, but that's what DVDs are for...
Quote from: fightonusc on 08/16/05, 07:25:00 PM
This is probably true, but I'd like to believe that it will be after I heroically rescue nine of my best friends, who are being kept in a compound filled with evil terrorist.
But, yeah, probably a massive heart attack.
I'm hoping this aspirin - a -day i'm taking will help me out.
otherwise, i'm in the same massive heart attack boat as manfreddi
Quote from: TBT on 08/15/05, 07:29:12 PM
im gonna go rub one out now...thanks ryno. ;)
btw i need a bit of help with visual stimulation. are you by chance a double gut no butt guy or otherwise?
i have a gut. i have somewhat of an ass. it is not hairy or pimply. i may have to post you a pic.
Just make sure its somewhere Stevo can attend. that is all i ask.
Quote from: Ryno on 08/20/05, 11:27:13 AM
Quote from: TBT on 08/15/05, 07:29:12 PM
im gonna go rub one out now...thanks ryno. ;)
btw i need a bit of help with visual stimulation. are you by chance a double gut no butt guy or otherwise?
i have a gut. i have somewhat of an ass. it is not hairy or pimply. i may have to post you a pic.
please do...btw my dang signature is too big. i am too retarded to resize it...tried with a few failed attempts. fuck it.
I would like to see Stevo and MrOrangeJuice vs. rdub and Attezzlobal in a steel cage tag team match. And, of course, I mean named and lubed up (them, and me).