OK, it's the last week of the Fantasy RBI regular season. You can get full stats, standings, etc. at the Web site, but here are the basics, as well as this week's ROM. Also, Fantasy RBI Baseball Tonight is postponed due to World Cup coverage.
SCHEDULE:
Gantry Division:
The South Arkansas Penis @ The OC
THE Parish State University @ The Creamy Pirates
Doverbi Division:
The Hip Young Popes @ The Fighting Tony Danzas
The Frank Tanana All-Stars @ The Unholy Legions of Doom
Interdivision:
The OC @ The Hip Young Popes
STANDINGS:
Gantry Division:
x- The Creamy Pirates: 8-4
The OC: 7-4
The South Arkansas Penis: 6-6
The Nimrods: 6-7
THE Parish State University: 4-8
Doverbi Division:
xy - The Frank Tanana All-Stars: 8-4
The Poopydicks: 7-6
The Fighting Tony Danzas: 6-6
The Unholy Legions of Doom: 5-7
The Hip Young Popes: 3-8
x = Clinched playoff berth
y = Clinched Division title
LEAGUE LEADERS:
BA
1. Leonard (Sp), .684
2. Bell (Pd), .655
3. McGwire (Cp), .644
4. Jackson (Ftd), .641
5. Carter (Ftd), .623
HR
1. Bell (Pd), 16
2. Evans (U7), 13
t3. McGwire (Cp) and Canseco (Bm), 12
t5. Baylor (Ftas), Murphy (Ps), Gedman (Ftas), Schmidt (Ftd) and Brunansky (Cp), 10
RBI
1. Evans (U7), 36
2. Bell (Pd), 34
3. McGwire (Cp), 32
t4. Leonard (Sp) and E. Davis (Sp), 30
R
1. Evans (U7), 31
t2. McGwire (Cp), Schmidt (Ftd) and Gaetti (U7), 29
t5. C. Davis (Pd) and Ju. Franco (Ftas), 28
SLG
1. Bell (Pd), 1.690
2. McGwire (Cp), 1.508
3. Leonard (Sp), 1.456
4. Gedman (Ftas), 1.449
5. Dawson (Oc), 1.420
To recap the playoff scenarios: The OC need to win one of their final two games to get the second Gantry Division spot - if they lose both games, The South Arkansas Penis gets the playoff spot on the basis of sweeping the season series. The Fighting Tony Danzas clinch the second Doverbi Division title with a win over The Hip Young Popes based on sweeping their season series with The Poopydicks.
I hope the OC and Penis teams both have plane crashes this week so I can make the post sesaon
Are the Poopydicks not playing this week? And what has to happen for the greatest team ever to slip it in?
go OC!! somebody pay gooden's bail money, quick.
This game means nothing to the Frank Tanana All Stars. Can I give my best players a day off?
Quote from: fknmclane on 06/21/06, 02:50:47 PM
Are the Poopydicks not playing this week? And what has to happen for the greatest team ever to slip it in?
You played your 13 games. You have to root for The Hip Young Popes to beat The Fighting Tony Danzas. If the FTD wins you would finish the regular season tied, but they would advance because they swept the season series.
Just for kicks, switch Boone and Teufel in my batting order.
Gerlost...fine.
Quote from: fightonusc on 06/21/06, 04:03:15 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 06/21/06, 02:50:47 PM
Are the Poopydicks not playing this week? And what has to happen for the greatest team ever to slip it in?
You played your 13 games. You have to root for The Hip Young Popes to beat The Fighting Tony Danzas. If the FTD wins you would finish the regular season tied, but they would advance because they swept the season series.
FUCK YOU!
The South Arkansas Penis @ The OC is complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow.
Did I win
Quote from: fknmclane on 06/21/06, 05:08:56 PM
Quote from: fightonusc on 06/21/06, 04:03:15 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 06/21/06, 02:50:47 PM
Are the Poopydicks not playing this week? And what has to happen for the greatest team ever to slip it in?
You played your 13 games. You have to root for The Hip Young Popes to beat The Fighting Tony Danzas. If the FTD wins you would finish the regular season tied, but they would advance because they swept the season series.
FUCK YOU!
Hell yes, I thought I was dead in the water. DANZA!
hey fighton, i didn't watch the game... did we win?
I know I won...not sure about you
THE PENIS KEEPS HOPE ALIVE WITH DRAMATIC RALLY
Is this the start of an OC collapse?
Jeffrey Leonard hit a solo home run through the RF wall to lead off the 10th inning, and Alan Trammell added an RBI double, as The South Arkansas Penis kept their postseason hopes alive with a 15-13 victory over The OC in a Gantry Division game played Friday night at Tengen Stadium.
With the victory, The South Arkansas Penis (7-6) now need The Hip Young Popes to defeat The OC (7-5) later this week to advance to the Gantry Division championship series. The result also clinched the Gantry Division regular season title for The Creamy Pirates.
The OC had a chance to get back into the game in the 10th inning when Bill Buckner led the inning off with a single. But Rob Wilfong grounded into a double play to torpedo The OC's chances. Pinch-hitter Kevin Seitzer singled to give The OC one more chance, but Todd Worrell's soft liner to second base was hauled in with an over-the-shoulder catch by Trammell to preserve the victory.
"We had a chance to clinch today, but we just didn't take advantage of it," said OC manager Teddyballgame. "I don't know if our players thought that we could just show up and win or what, because we can't do that against a team like this. Now, against The Hip Young Popes, we can totally just roll out of bed and expect to win, though."
The OC held a two-run lead in the top of the ninth inning, and had The South Arkansas Penis down to their final at-bat with a runner on first. However, they could not close out the game, yielding three consecutive hits, including RBI hits by Chris Speier and Kirk Gibson.
The OC also had a chance to win the game in the bottom of the ninth inning, getting three hits but no runs to show for it. Keith Hernandez led off the inning by getting thrown out at second base trying to turn a long single into a double. Ellis Burks and Andre Dawson then followed with singles, but Willie Hernandez was able to retire the next two batters to end the threat and send the game to extra innings.
Leonard concluded his MVP-caliber season with another huge game, hitting three home runs and driving in six.
BOX SCORE:(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/fightonusc/RBI%20Baseball/SpOCWk13Pt1.jpg)
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that's the last time i ever ask who won.
kneel before the mighty penis!
The Hip Young Popes @ The Fighting Tony Danzas game is complete. Remember, The Fighting Tony Danzas get the second playoff spot with the win. The Poopydicks get the second playoff spot if The Hip Young Popes win.
Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.
It would take divine intervention for mclane to have some fantasy sucess.
THE HIP YOUNG POPES EXCOMMUNICATE
THE FIGHTING TONY DANZAS
FROM THE PLAYOFFS
The Poopydicks back into playoffs thanks to The Hip Young Popes' shocking 18-14 win
The Poopydicks needed a minor miracle to get into the Fantasy RBI playoffs, and The Hip Young Popes delivered, scoring nine times in the last three innings to shock The Fighting Tony Danzas 18-14 on Wednesday night at Tengen Stadium.
The result sent shockwaves throughout the Fantasy RBI world, as The Poopydicks went from the outhouse to the penthouse and suddenly find themselves in the Doverbi Division League Championship Series against The Frank Tanana All-Stars.
"Hey, we'll take it any way we can get it," said Poopdicks manager fknmclane, reached by telephone at team headquarters in Phoenix, AZ. "Even if it takes backdooring our way into the playoffs, that's fine with us. After all, no team knows more about backdooring than The Poopydicks. Wait, are you calling me on a cell phone?!?"
fknmclane then unleashed a stream of profanities before hanging up the phone.
Meanwhile, The Fighting Tony Danzas were left to wonder what might have been.
"That's not possible," said manager defen after the game. "The Hip Young Popes beat us? That's not possible...The Hip Young Popes? Not possible..."
This continued for at least 45 minutes, until team officials escorted defen out of the locker room and into a waiting ambulance for "further evaluation".
The Hip Young Popes (4-8) took the lead for good in the seventh inning on an RBI single by Dwight Evans. But the big blow came in the eighth inning, when Tony Armas crushed a three-run home run to give his team extra cushion. The Fighting Tony Danzas (6-7) were able to score twice in the ninth, but ended the game on a hard bouncer off the bat of Mike Schmidt. Reliever Juan Berenguer initially BOPed the hard shot, but was able to recover and make the throw to first for the final out.
BOX SCORE:(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/fightonusc/RBI%20Baseball/HypFtdWk13Pt1.jpg)
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Fighting Tony Danzas = unclutch
It's a miracle!
Quote from: Barry Manilow on 06/29/06, 12:46:20 PM
It's a miracle! A true blue spectacle, a miracle come true!
Quote from: Gerlost on 06/29/06, 12:46:20 PM
It's a miracle!
I want you so much right now.
BOOYAH!!!!This has made my day. Fuck it, it's made my week. What made my day today was a customer emailing me praises and using the line "your order really tied our event together."
Poopydicks backdoor their way in and a customer drops a Big Lebowski reference. To quote a great, great man whose wife is just nuts about me: "BONERTOWN."
Quote from: fknmclane on 06/29/06, 05:28:34 PM
This has made my day. Fuck it, it's made my week. What made my day today was a customer emailing me praises and using the line "your order really tied our event together."
After a single mother shared with me her story of being disabled, her husband dying a year ago, and things being all around really tough, I asked her what it had to do with her mortgage.
My customers hate me.
Today was jerk day.
no attez, you did the right thing.
That shit has nothing to do with her mortgage.
I absolutely love it when my douchebag customers give me the "i have to pay my light bill" bullshit excuse. That's when I explain to them that if they don't pay me first, they'll never have to worry about a light bill again because I'll own their house.
Fuck you both, Attabobble and Ryno. You don't understand. My customer droopped a Lebowski reference without knowing it. It's increeedible and awesome. So cuk it.
I'll hate you even more when my 7-6 Penis team misses the play offs while your backsliding piece of shit (might have beaten me all year long but i can't remember) team falls into the post season.
Don't sass me or I'll buy your mortgage. . . . . and OWN YOUR HOUSE!!!!
THE Parish State University @ The Creamy Pirates game is now complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow.
RECAP:
Darryl Strawberry decided to make sure that The Creamy Pirates' regular season ended with a thud, as the slugger hit two grand slams and drove in nine to lead THE Parish State University to a 13-2, three-inning victory on Friday morning at Tengen Stadium in the regular season finale for both squads.
Despite the loss, The Creamy Pirates (8-5) are the Gantry Division champions, and will play either The OC or The South Arkansas Penis in the LCS. Creamy Pirates manager Richard Manfreddy seemed less than concerned with his team's poor performance.
"So we got blown out, la ti fkn dah," Manfreddy said. "Last time I checked, we're still the Division champs. Maybe if I wouldn't have taken the team out to our favorite bar on Dollar PBR Night last night, we would have done better. Fuck it!"
Manfreddy then proceded to fall asleep at his desk, drooling onto a stack of unread scouting reports.
Mike Scott scattered five hits over three innings to pick up the win for THE Parish State University (5-8).
BOX SCORE:
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The OC @ The Hip Young Popes game is complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow.
THE OC RALLIES FOR NINTH INNING VICTORY,
EARNS FINAL PLAYOFF SPOT
Hip Young Popes Strand Tying Run on Third, Lose 12-11
The OC scored five runs in the top of the ninth inning, and then held off a furious late rally by The Hip Young Popes to pull out a 12-11 victory and clinched the second Gantry Division playoff berth in a game played Friday night at Tengen Stadium.
The OC (8-4) will play a Best-of-3 series against The Creamy Pirates following a break for the Fourth of July week. The Creamy Pirates won both games the two teams played in the regular season.
Candy Maldanado was the hero for The OC, going 4 for 5 with two home runs and driving in five RBI. This included a three-run home run in the ninth inning with what proved to be the winning runs.
The Hip Young Popes (4-9) refused to fall apart after The OC's ninth-inning comeback. Jim Lindeman hit a two-run home run n the bottom of the ninth, and Juan Berenguer tripled in Tim Teufel with one out to pull The Hip Young Popes to within one run. But Todd Worrell was able to get Bob Boone to ground out to end the game and set off a racous post-game celebration in The OC's locker room.
BOX SCORE:(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/fightonusc/RBI%20Baseball/OcHypWk13Pt1.jpg)
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I'm off on vacation. I'll do the last game of the regular season (which is pretty meaningless) when I get back, and then the playoffs start.
Allright OC...stop clebrating...act like youve been there before
fuck
Quote from: fightonusc on 06/30/06, 02:10:23 PM
Darryl Strawberry decided to make sure that The Creamy Pirates' regular season ended with a thud, as the slugger hit two grand slams and drove in nine to lead THE Parish State University to a 13-2, three-inning victory on Friday morning at Tengen Stadium in the regular season finale for both squads.
Where the fuck was that all year? What a bunch of cock goblin fagolas.
yes.... we win. let's keep all our players off drugs until after the playoffs. bdawk, if anything goes wrong, i'm going to hold you personally responsible.
did someone say rally booger?
Quote from: TBG on 07/03/06, 12:09:07 AM
did someone say rally booger?
It's a new marketing thing I;m toying with
...i bet you are.
(Note: I forgot to record the video for this game. Sorry.)
Recap:
Jose Canseco homered and drove in four as The Unholy Legions of Doom pummelled The Frank Tanana All-Stars 11-1 in a two-inning slaughter to end the Fantasy RBI regular season.
Despite the loss, The Frank Tanana All-Stars (8-5) still have the Doverbi Division regular season title and will have the home-field advantage in their Best-Of-Three Series against The Poopydicks in the Doverbi Division Championship Series.
Mike Witt gave up only one hit over two innings to pick up the win for The Unholy Legions of Doom (6-7).
Box Score:
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