Fantasy RBI Week 13 - Last Week of the Regular Season

[fightonusc]

OK, it's the last week of the Fantasy RBI regular season. You can get full stats, standings, etc. at the Web site, but here are the basics, as well as this week's ROM. Also, Fantasy RBI Baseball Tonight is postponed due to World Cup coverage.

SCHEDULE:

Gantry Division:

The South Arkansas Penis @ The OC
THE Parish State University @ The Creamy Pirates

Doverbi Division:

The Hip Young Popes @ The Fighting Tony Danzas
The Frank Tanana All-Stars @ The Unholy Legions of Doom

Interdivision:

The OC @ The Hip Young Popes

STANDINGS:

Gantry Division:

x- The Creamy Pirates: 8-4
The OC: 7-4
The South Arkansas Penis: 6-6
The Nimrods: 6-7
THE Parish State University: 4-8

Doverbi Division:

xy - The Frank Tanana All-Stars: 8-4
The Poopydicks: 7-6
The Fighting Tony Danzas: 6-6
The Unholy Legions of Doom: 5-7
The Hip Young Popes: 3-8

x = Clinched playoff berth
y = Clinched Division title

LEAGUE LEADERS:

BA

1.  Leonard (Sp), .684
2.  Bell (Pd), .655
3.  McGwire (Cp), .644
4.  Jackson (Ftd), .641
5.  Carter (Ftd), .623

HR

1.  Bell (Pd), 16
2.  Evans (U7), 13
t3. McGwire (Cp) and Canseco (Bm), 12
t5. Baylor (Ftas), Murphy (Ps), Gedman (Ftas), Schmidt (Ftd) and Brunansky (Cp), 10

RBI

1.  Evans (U7), 36
2.  Bell (Pd), 34
3.  McGwire (Cp), 32
t4. Leonard (Sp) and E. Davis (Sp), 30

R

1.  Evans (U7), 31
t2. McGwire (Cp), Schmidt (Ftd) and Gaetti (U7), 29
t5. C. Davis (Pd) and Ju. Franco (Ftas), 28

SLG

1.  Bell (Pd), 1.690
2.  McGwire (Cp), 1.508
3.  Leonard (Sp), 1.456
4.  Gedman (Ftas), 1.449
5.  Dawson (Oc), 1.420

[fightonusc]

To recap the playoff scenarios: The OC need to win one of their final two games to get the second Gantry Division spot - if they lose both games, The South Arkansas Penis gets the playoff spot on the basis of sweeping the season series. The Fighting Tony Danzas clinch the second Doverbi Division title with a win over The Hip Young Popes based on sweeping their season series with The Poopydicks.

[ultimate7]

I hope the OC and Penis teams both have plane crashes this week so I can make the post sesaon

[fknmclane]

Are the Poopydicks not playing this week?  And what has to happen for the greatest team ever to slip it in?

[TβG]

go OC!!  somebody pay gooden's bail money, quick.

[Shooty]

This game means nothing to the Frank Tanana All Stars.  Can I give my best players a day off?

[fightonusc]

Are the Poopydicks not playing this week?  And what has to happen for the greatest team ever to slip it in?

You played your 13 games. You have to root for The Hip Young Popes to beat The Fighting Tony Danzas. If the FTD wins you would finish the regular season tied, but they would advance because they swept the season series.

[Gerlost]

Just for kicks, switch Boone and Teufel in my batting order.

[fightonusc]

Gerlost...fine.

[fknmclane]

Are the Poopydicks not playing this week?  And what has to happen for the greatest team ever to slip it in?

You played your 13 games. You have to root for The Hip Young Popes to beat The Fighting Tony Danzas. If the FTD wins you would finish the regular season tied, but they would advance because they swept the season series.

FUCK YOU!

[fightonusc]

The South Arkansas Penis @ The OC is complete. Game video is attached. Box score and recap to follow.

[BDawk]

Did I win

[defen]

Are the Poopydicks not playing this week?  And what has to happen for the greatest team ever to slip it in?

You played your 13 games. You have to root for The Hip Young Popes to beat The Fighting Tony Danzas. If the FTD wins you would finish the regular season tied, but they would advance because they swept the season series.

FUCK YOU!

Hell yes, I thought I was dead in the water.  DANZA!

[TβG]

hey fighton, i didn't watch the game... did we win?

[BDawk]

I know I won...not sure about you

[fightonusc]

THE PENIS KEEPS HOPE ALIVE WITH DRAMATIC RALLY

Is this the start of an OC collapse?

RECAP:

Jeffrey Leonard hit a solo home run through the RF wall to lead off the 10th inning, and Alan Trammell added an RBI double, as The South Arkansas Penis kept their postseason hopes alive with a 15-13 victory over The OC in a Gantry Division game played Friday night at Tengen Stadium.

With the victory, The South Arkansas Penis (7-6) now need The Hip Young Popes to defeat The OC (7-5) later this week to advance to the Gantry Division championship series. The result also clinched the Gantry Division regular season title for The Creamy Pirates.

The OC had a chance to get back into the game in the 10th inning when Bill Buckner led the inning off with a single. But Rob Wilfong grounded into a double play to torpedo The OC's chances. Pinch-hitter Kevin Seitzer singled to give The OC one more chance, but Todd Worrell's soft liner to second base was hauled in with an over-the-shoulder catch by Trammell to preserve the victory.

"We had a chance to clinch today, but we just didn't take advantage of it," said OC manager Teddyballgame. "I don't know if our players thought that we could just show up and win or what, because we can't do that against a team like this. Now, against The Hip Young Popes, we can totally just roll out of bed and expect to win, though."

The OC held a two-run lead in the top of the ninth inning, and had The South Arkansas Penis down to their final at-bat with a runner on first. However, they could not close out the game, yielding three consecutive hits, including RBI hits by Chris Speier and Kirk Gibson.

The OC also had a chance to win the game in the bottom of the ninth inning, getting three hits but no runs to show for it. Keith Hernandez led off the inning by getting thrown out at second base trying to turn a long single into a double. Ellis Burks and Andre Dawson then followed with singles,  but Willie Hernandez was able to retire the next two batters to end the threat and send the game to extra innings.

Leonard concluded his MVP-caliber season with another huge game, hitting three home runs and driving in six.

BOX SCORE:

[TβG]

that's the last time i ever ask who won.

[RedBarron]

kneel before the mighty penis!

[fightonusc]

The Hip Young Popes @ The Fighting Tony Danzas game is complete. Remember, The Fighting Tony Danzas get the second playoff spot with the win. The Poopydicks get the second playoff spot if The Hip Young Popes win.

Game video is attached, box score and recap to follow.

[ultimate7]

It would take divine intervention for mclane to have some fantasy sucess.