The database went down, it's back up. Dongs...
Never, EVER let that happen again. I nearly called the police
No worries, I knew you were watching Charlie Brown thanksgiving. You are forgiven.
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Quote from: ultimate7 on 11/20/06, 08:58:59 PM
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what the fuck
yeah, i was in class and i couldn't get on for awhile. how am i supposed to learn in this kind of environment!?
Freaked me out this morning...
You guys are fast... Major outage at our ISP for the last 3.5 hours, it's been hell over here at Dee-Nee central. Customers like their email, who would have thunk?
POOYAN!
I found myself with nothing to do but stare into space and make fun of my coworker for watching lifetime.
What kind of fly by night operation are the Zettlers running over there?
looks like edf got out just in time... i have a feling we're in too deep.
Illinois is a fucking mess. Rain all day Thursday + freezing temperatures = inch-thick layer of ice on everything. There are still people without power, and some aren't expected to get power until Friday. I don't know how Wheeling is holding up, but our utilities have been up and down.
Yeah Fuck the ice and snow and caved in roofs and electrical boxes ripped from homes and all the stupid trees you grow in your state. Missouri gets a big fuck you too.
The electric company can really kiss my ass. Duh the meter box was ripped from the house that is why these people are calling you. Now you tell them you cannot give them electric until they find an electrician to attach the meter box back onto the home. Fucking fix it send someone out to fix the damn thing isn't that why you are the electric company. fuckers.. i feel most sorry for the elderly.
More irritating is having someone tell you...yeah i was suppose to trim the branches last weekend but never got around to it....Well shithead you are fucked now aren't you.
okay i feel a little better.
It seems damn near everyday I have an issue getting on the forums around 4:30 my time. The main page loads but the forums give me a big fuck you.
What is involved in this "fuck you" mclane? Does it sit for a long time and give you a page cannot be displayed or something similar?
The database does some funky stuff lately, I think it does some sort of daily maintenance and it tends to lock out the forums while its happening...
Quote from: Gantry on 12/05/06, 12:57:48 PM
What is involved in this "fuck you" mclane? Does it sit for a long time and give you a page cannot be displayed or something similar?
The database does some funky stuff lately, I think it does some sort of daily maintenance and it tends to lock out the forums while its happening...
Yes, when I click on the forums link from the main page it just sits there for about five minutes and nothing happens. Then an error page comes up saying server not found. It's always at the same time of day around 4:30 here or so. Not sure if anyone else has had the problem.
Maybe you need to upgrade
No mcclane it seems i have had this problem as well.
I want everyone involved to post dates & times when this happens on this thread. I'll investigate further...
it wasn't working for me from about 4:10 to just now. 4:38 pm pacific time.
Same here. I was just about to send Gantry an email when I decided I should refresh the page first, and it came up. The Dee-Nee homepage loaded just fine, but the forums wouldn't do anything.
Same here. It seems to be happening on Mondays. Although it is 630pm cst here.
I had the same problem as TBG at around the same time. I tried at about 4:05 p.m., and it kept "waiting for forums.dee-nee.com" without ever a) going to the forums or b) getting a "Site Cannot Be Found" screen.
worked fine for me...
I noticed as well, the database was doing something that was using a buttload of CPU. Usually I stop the database and check the tables, but I figured to wait it out. So 30 minutes was the downtime?
i don't know, you're the brains of this outfit. we're just good at complaining.
Gantry, I sent you an email when it happened for me. 4:30 my time or so.
Quote from: fknmclane on 12/11/06, 09:13:11 PM
Gantry, I sent you an email when it happened for me. 4:30 my time or so.
you say "4:30" one more time and I'm cutting your balls off. Hell, it's not like they haven't done their job.
Quote from: TBG on 12/11/06, 06:37:25 PM
it wasn't working for me from about 4:10 to just now. 4:38 pm pacific time.
This shit always happens on Mondays around said time or a bit later like midnight my time, six pm pst.
I have never enjoyed this thread.
Quote from: rdub on 12/18/06, 05:16:04 PM
I have never enjoyed this thread.
Any jerk who posts in it just makes the rest of Dee-Nee have to come into the lame 'News' board and see some lame post like this one before going back to the RBI, ATG, and FS boards.
Lame.
Quote from: Nacho on 12/18/06, 05:32:04 PM
Quote from: rdub on 12/18/06, 05:16:04 PM
I have never enjoyed this thread.
Any jerk who posts in it just makes the rest of Dee-Nee have to come into the lame 'News' board and see some lame post like this one before going back to the RBI, ATG, and FS boards.
Lame.
yeah thanks....JERK!
No problem.
You know, GoReds, you and I, we never talk anymore. I feel that you are so distant.
it's just, Im working again now...and that means less, "us time"
I think the issue may have happened again - I tried at about 6:35 with no luck (although I only gave it a minute or two), but it just worked now. Monday between 6 and 6:40 seems to be the magic time.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 12/13/06, 09:52:31 PM
Quote from: TBG on 12/11/06, 06:37:25 PM
it wasn't working for me from about 4:10 to just now. 4:38 pm pacific time.
This shit always happens on Mondays around said time or a bit later like midnight my time, six pm pst.
Quote from: BeefMaster on 12/18/06, 06:42:30 PM
I think the issue may have happened again - I tried at about 6:35 with no luck (although I only gave it a minute or two), but it just worked now. Monday between 6 and 6:40 seems to be the magic time.
The shit is like clockwork. Same Bat time, same Bat place. The shit went down between 5:40 and 6:00 EST...or past midnight my time.
Get er done Nightwulf/Gantry.
I thought you are here for me....... biatch.
Confirmed...it happened today, same time as usual.
Nothing in the cron.weekly folder or root's crontab, likely a SMF thing. We (meaning nightwulf, and I may be online to watch) should be updating the SMF software sometime this week, lets see if that takes care of it...
what if they came out with shit flavored gum. Would you try it yourself just to see what it's like or just use it as a gag gift.
I'd probably try it just to say I'd tried it.
Quote from: rdub on 12/19/06, 05:10:58 PM
what if they came out with shit flavored gum. Would you try it yourself just to see what it's like or just use it as a gag gift.
I'd probably try it just to say I'd tried it.
I'd try it. Can't be as bad as the pea soup flavored soda from Jones Soda.
Quote from: fknmclane on 12/19/06, 05:17:25 PM
Quote from: rdub on 12/19/06, 05:10:58 PM
what if they came out with shit flavored gum. Would you try it yourself just to see what it's like or just use it as a gag gift.
I'd probably try it just to say I'd tried it.
I'd try it. Can't be as bad as the pea soup flavored soda from Jones Soda.
Wait, you think shit tastes better than pea soup?
when you eat pea soup does it exit your body in piss or shit form?
What if there was jizz flavored gum. Would you and your buddies all try and it, spit it out, making gagging noises and have a laugh about it or would you not be able to differentiate between jizz gum and real jizz and freak out if it was offered to you.
A part of me (probably the part that also likes small philipino boys) would want to try it to it to see what the fuss is all about considering the gallons of semen I've unloaded in broad's mouths.
i think TBT might be able to help you make your dream a reality
Quote from: rdub on 12/20/06, 10:15:33 AM
A part of me (probably the part that also likes small philipino boys) would want to try it to it to see what the fuss is all about considering the gallons of semen I've unloaded in broad's mouths.
If you didn't think the gum tasted bad, would that make you gay?
EDIT: I quoted the wrong part of the larger quotation by rdub, but this one will do quite sexily.
I think it would make you at least bi.
Is rdub trying to drop some not-so-subtle hints at wedding gifts that are not on the registry?
Rdub was just giving the "news" forum the nut-kick it so richly deserved.
Quote from: rdub on 12/20/06, 03:19:09 PM
Rdub was just giving the "news" forum the nut-kick it so richly deserved.
Speaking of which, maybe we should have a separate "Weddings and Kids" board.
or maybe just one about your mother.
Quote from: rdub on 12/20/06, 05:09:26 PM
or maybe just one about Strassy's mother.
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