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Last Week:
Gantry Division:
The OC 12, The Nimrods 11
The Empire 26, The Coprophiliacs 24
Doverbi Division:
Hip Young Popes 31, The Frank Tanana All-Stars 30
Attarack 12, The CommieHitlers 4
Interdivision:
GDavis 18, The Poopydicks 6
Standings:
Gantry Division:
t1. GDavis, 6-3 (+12)
t1. The Empire, 6-3 (+33)
t3. The OC, 4-5 (+13)
t3. The Nimrods, 4-5 (-11)
t3. The Coprophiliacs, 4-5 (-12)
Doverbi Division:
t1. The Poopydicks, 5-4 (+19)
t1. Attarack, 5-4 (+5)
t3. The CommieHitlers, 4-5 (-12)
t3. The Hip Young Popes, 4-5 (-20)
5. The Frank Tanana All-Stars, 3-6 (-27)
This Week:
Gantry Division:
GDavis 12, The Nimrods 7
Doverbi Division:
The CommieHitlers 22, The Hip Young Popes 9
Interdivision:
The Poopydicks 17, The OC 7
The Empire 7, The Frank Tanana All-Stars 6
The Coprophiliacs @ Attarack
The GDavis @ The Nimrods game is complete. Game video is attached.
No lineup changes this week?
That had to be a watch game record for DPs hit into and 2 unassited by the 1B, oh well, seasons over
The Nimrods came out flat. Seemed like every inning the Nimrods were involved in a double play. Still not out of it yet....mathematically.
I guess The Empire has to battle a desperate FTAS. Won't be easy. They are tough. Looks like the ball is back in my court GDavis.
our court. the ball is in our court.
Quote from: ryno on 05/17/07, 07:55:08 PM
our court. the ball is in our court.
Yes, you are correct. Our organization is the product of great team work on and off the field.
ryno, Mike Schmidt and Big Mac scare me. We need a good plan to calm them down. They have been hot recently. Send the scouting report to me by the end of the day. We cannot let these guys and the FTAS knock us out of first. And fuck GDavis, The Empire will squash that fuckin fungo boy.
Just remind Schmidt about Mac's infatuation with performance enhancing drugs. They'll be too busy fighting (ie: Schmidt beating Mac's ass with a louisville slugger) to worry about defeating the empire.
ryno, what happened with the poopydicks? They were hot, and now they are not. I think Gantry needs to stop having punkers and skinheads hanging around the clubhouse. What team has a chance to beat the Empire...as unlikely as it is. I think the only team that can present a problem is GDavis, but The Empire beats them 7/10 times on my scrimmage rom. Fuck...The Empire is fuckin stacked.
Darky...$10 on our game this week? (assuming you have paypal as I'm not going to mail out shit).
Quote from: Shooty Babitt on 05/17/07, 09:27:46 PM
Darky...$10 on our game this week? (assuming you have paypal as I'm not going to mail out shit).
Yeah, fuck going to the post office. You're on. 10 dollars on our game this
month week. I have paypal.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 05/18/07, 04:50:11 AM
Quote from: Shooty Babitt on 05/17/07, 09:27:46 PM
Darky...$10 on our game this week? (assuming you have paypal as I'm not going to mail out shit).
Yeah, fuck going to the post office. You're on. 10 dollars on our game this month week. I have paypal.
HaHa...my team has been purposly tanking all year to lull you into a false sense of security. Time to cash in. Cha-ching!
Are we talking $10 Canadian or $10 Swedish?
Quote from: GDavis on 05/18/07, 01:15:26 PM
Are we talking $10 Canadian or $10 Swedish?
No, Euros. Paypay does the conversion. 10 bucks is about 67 Kronor.....and the dollar aint shit anymore.
US dollars Darky!
Quote from: Shooty Babitt on 05/18/07, 08:16:15 PM
US dollars Darky!
No shit, I just cofirmed that on my last post.
Key, Spilman Are The Keys To GDavis Victory
DEE-NEE CITY - Jimmy Key threw a complete game and Harry Spilman homered twice and drove in seven as GDavis jumped out to a huge early lead and held on to a 12-7 victory over The Nimrods on Thursday afternoon at Tengen Stadium.
"I mean, not to be cocky, but when you have as much natrual, God-given talent as I do, you expect this every game," Spilman said. "I'm pretty much surprised when I don't do this every game."
GDavis (7-3) jumped out to a quick 6-0 lead behind a grand slam from Spilman and a solo shot by George Bell. The Nimrods (4-6) attempted to rally with five runs in the sixth inning but were stymied after that.
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Spilman!
The CommieHitlers @ Hip Young Popes game is complete. Video is attached.
Okay game. Both teams have been up and down all year. They don't deserve to be in the playoffs....but the Dove RBI division is pretty weak this year. So who ever wins the championship Dove RBI playoffs, will not stand a chance to The Empire.
at least we don't have a problem with confidence.
Franco's Cycle Paves Way for CommieHitlers Victory
DEE-NEE CITY - Julio Franco hit for the cycle while driving in five runs to lead The CommieHitlers to a 22-9 victory over The Hip Young Popes in a Fantasy RBI League game played Wednesday night at Tengen Stadium.
Franco's five hits were part of a 32-iht outburst for The CommieHitlers (5-4), who pulled to within a half-game of the Doverbi Division lead with the victory. Mike Witt went the distance for The CommieHitlers despite giving up 18 hits.
"Any time I can hold the other team to under 20 hits, I feel like I've done my job," Witt said after the game. "Being an RBI Baseball pitcher means having to get used to how inept and futile you are, despite your fake ERA. Fortunately, I've always sucked, so making the adjustment is easier for me than, say, Roger Clemens or Nolan Ryan."
Dick Schofield homered twice and drove in three for The Hip Young Popes (4-6) in defeat
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The Poopydicks @ The OC game is complete. Video is attached.
what a horrible, horrible game... on so many levels.
DEE-NEE CITY - Reggie Jackson made a statement against his former team on Friday, hitting two home runs and driving in six to lead The Poopydicks to a 17-7 victory over The OC in a Fantasy RBI game at Tengen Stadium in a game stopped after six innings.
"Who knew that this 'Jackson' guy was any good?," said OC GM BDawk after the game. "But we did get Wally Joyner in the trade, and that guy's like the new Lou Gehrig, right?"
Andre Dawson added a pair of homers for The Poopydicks (6-4), who pulled ahead by a half-game in the Doverbi Division standings. Bobby Grich and Tom Brunansky each homered and drove in two for The OC (4-6).
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Finally the Poops get back on track. Wow, Reggie lit up the OC. Dawson is now tied with Dale Murphy for hr's.
Looks like the OC is going to need a lot of luck to get in the playoffs. I can't believe Doc Gooden got lit like that.
Good job Poopydicks for giving the Empire some cushion.
All you motherfuckers are on notice.
The Frank Tanana All-Stars vs. Empire game is complete. Get your money ready, someone. Game video is attached.
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yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuckin Sandberg and Dykstra were clutch off the bench and won the game for us. See the huge dip Dykstra had when he was at the plate. I told Dykstra to get loose and swing a bat, and the guy lights up a cig takes a couple of hacks in the on-deck circle and hits a seed for the game winning hit.
Murphy now has 14 bombs and leads the league. Boggs dedication in the off season has payed off. The fucker hit another bomb.
Ryno, great job working with the pitchers and having them hit their spots.
nomaa, great job doing everyone's laundry. You are the best equipment manager in the league.
Shooty, tough one buddy. You know the drill and don't go deleting your account.
wow, looks like a great one
what emulator do I need to watch these videos?
VirtuaNES (http://www.emulator-zone.com/doc.php/nes/virtuanes.html). You need that week's ROM and the movie file. Open the ROM and then go to Edit<Movie<Replay and choose the movie file and it will start playing.
The Empire Edges Close to Playoff Berth With Victory Over Frank Tanana All-Stars
DEE-NEE CITY - Lenny Dykstra's two-run double in the bottom of the eighth inning was the difference as The Empire moved to within striking distance of a playoff berth with a 7-6 victory over The Frank Tanana All-Stars in a Fantasy RBI League game played Monday night at Tengen Stadium.
After Brian Downing and Chris Speier reached based to start the eighth inning for The Empire (7-3), Ryne Sandberg followed up with a pinch-hit double to tie the game and to set up Dykstra's heroics. Calvin Schiraldi pitched a scoreless ninth to pick up the save for The Empire, who won despite stranding eight baserunners.
A lack of offense by The Frank Tanana All-Stars (3-7) doomed a quality start by Frank Viola, who gave up three runs on seven hits in four innings of work. The loss virtually dooms the playoff hopes of The Frank Tanana All-Stars, who will need to win their final three games and, in the words of their manager, "hope for some sort of meteor to fall on everyone else."
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6 runs? SIX FUCKING RUNS???? Wasn't my team the favourite going into the season? My offense should be scoring 90 runs a game. Fuck this.
Darky...send me your paypal account info and you'll have your ill-gotten money post haste.
i hate this year.
there, i said it.
Quote from: TBG on 05/29/07, 11:03:11 PM
i hate this year.
there, i said it.
Well maybe this year doesn't like you so much either...
The Coprophiliacs @ Attarack is complete. Game video is attached.
heartless loser fucking cunts. If Keith Hernandez isnt the league MVP I may kill myself. Without him, I dont think we'd have scored a run all year.
Also, I thought your two starting pitchers had to be in the 1 and 2 slots. Wasn't this discussed? Anyways.
The Loser fucking coprophilliacs drop ANOTHER one run game.
I believe we decided that you just needed to have 2 SP and 2 RP, but you could put them wherever you want within the rotation. Besides, I don't think you did so badly having Donnie Moore pitching to you for three innings.
Without Keith Hernandez's heroics we'd lose eveyr game within four innings.
I'm 3 games behind on scoring and I'm not going to get to any today. Hopefully I'll be done by Friday.
Great game ended by a bonehead baserunning blunder by the crops.
Keith Hernandez has the batting title wrapped up. He is fuckin hitting over .700 and went like 4-5 against AttaRack. MVP.......NO. Murphy should be the front runner.......and he plays on a first place-playoff bound team.
The advanced scouts from the Empire were in attendance and we have a good idea of how we are going to deal with AttaRack in our next game. I shall run about 10 practice games between the Empire and AttaRack and and determine if I need to shake up the lineup. Dykstra has been bitchin about getting more playing time as Puckett has not been putting up the numbers that we are looking for in the leadoff spot.
But Dykstra needs to stop coming to practice and games drunk. Plus he needs to quit his part time job at the carwash.
Awesome season this year. And TBG, prepare to change your signature cause The OC aint winning shit this year.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 05/31/07, 05:10:35 AM
Awesome season this year. And TBG, prepare to change your signature cause The OC aint winning shit this year.
gladly.
i think "three-peat" would do nicely.
Quote from: TBG on 05/31/07, 11:08:54 PM
Quote from: The Dark Side on 05/31/07, 05:10:35 AM
Awesome season this year. And TBG, prepare to change your signature cause The OC aint winning shit this year.
gladly.
i think "three-peat" would do nicely.
That would be crazy if you won your last three and either me or Gdavis loses our last three and you sneak in the playoffs and win it all........but the odds are against you kid.
I worked my ass off to build a winner. Ryno had a great draft and I had to clean shit up with the roster and lineup. I should be GM of the year if The Empire wins it.
Be happy TBG, you have two titles. I think you should get rid of BDawk......he is not a Californian. East coast and West coast don't mix when it comes to sports/business management.
If we beat AttaRack and Gdavis beats the Crops next week, we are talking about an epic showdown for first place in the Gantry Division.
This is my second year in the league and I'm thiiiiiis close to drafting back to back MVP's.
With the championship in the bag this season, I should have 2 MVPs, a Championship, and a mid season controversy to my credit.
Awards will be named in my honor.
Quote from: ryno on 06/01/07, 11:38:04 PM
This is my second year in the league and I'm thiiiiiis close to drafting back to back MVP's.
With the championship in the bag this season, I should have 2 MVPs, a Championship, and a mid season controversy to my credit.
Awards will be named in my honor.
Three games to go, lets allow those games to play out before we start campaigning for Murphy. Championship we will win....but Dawson is our main threat right now. I know I mentioned Murphy as MVP, but that is if the season were to end today. More ball to play kid.
What's with this "I" stuff? Clean up your language ryno. You did a great job with the draft and had quality input and advice. You have done a tremendous job with the hitters and pitchers.
There is only we in The Empire. This is your last warning.
Quote from: The Dark Side on 06/01/07, 04:50:21 AM
I worked my ass off to build a winner. Ryno had a great draft and I had to clean shit up with the roster and lineup. I should be GM of the year if The Empire wins it.
I think you're bat shit crazy.
Quote from: ryno on 06/03/07, 06:52:44 PM
Quote from: The Dark Side on 06/01/07, 04:50:21 AM
I worked my ass off to build a winner. Ryno had a great draft and I had to clean shit up with the roster and lineup. I should be GM of the year if The Empire wins it.
I think you're bat shit crazy.
i chortled...
Let me know if anyone has changes to make. I may start running games with the old ROM if there aren't changes.
Quote from: ryno on 06/03/07, 06:52:44 PM
Quote from: The Dark Side on 06/01/07, 04:50:21 AM
I worked my ass off to build a winner. Ryno had a great draft and I had to clean shit up with the roster and lineup. I should be GM of the year if The Empire wins it.
I think you're bat shit crazy.
I always take that as a compliment. Bat shit crazy is me and damn proud of it.
However, you shall be reprimanded in private for your courage to stand up to the Dark Side in a public forum.
It is you who work for me and my organization. You brought in the raw materials, and it is I who has produced the raw material into a lean mean fighting machine.
Just compare the stats of the selfish players I traded away from the Mexican Whores for the system players we have now. Pedro, Terry, and Wally were not Empire style players and look at those losers now.....sorry tbg. Puckett will clutch up in a huge way sooner or later...if not, we got Lenny Dykstra waiting. Lindeman did not fit Empire style of ball.
You shall not, under any circumstances....try and be Robbie Dupree and Steal Away the buzz that has surrounded The Empire. The Empire will be a dynastic champion. You are either in or out.
The Empire respects your will to win and your Fantasy knowledge as well as intuition. The Force is strong in you and we consider you a part of the Empire....but do not underestimate the power of the DarkSide.
I am trained in the ways of the Force and you will respect the Darkside....or you will meet your unfortunate destiny.
How many hours a day do you spend playing with action figures?
Quote from: fightonusc on 06/04/07, 01:34:40 AM
Let me know if anyone has changes to make. I may start running games with the old ROM if there aren't changes.
Sorry, it was a busy week at work last week
Darkie, how about you take you and your 9 RBI game, shove it up your ass and gape it out on some retarded looking swedish whore!
All I hear is "the force this" or "the force that." Fuck the force and TIE Fighter it rode in on.
Quote from: BDawk on 06/04/07, 09:24:36 AM
How many hours a day do you spend playing with action figures?
Overheard in the Empire clubhouse...
Quote from: The Dark Side
Did you see anything?
Quote from: ryno
No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
Quote from: The Dark Side
Good!
Ryno, lets just concentrate on a championship. No need to pull down our pants and see who has the bigger cock.
I'd win that contest, too.
Damn, now my VirtualNES won't launch, I've got to try to download it again.
Week 10 stat sheet finally attached
The Coprophiliacs/Attarack box score, to keep up...
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It was an impressive win for Donnie Moore
Nothing says quality start like 11 ER over three innings of work.