Official Fantasy RBI Week 10 Thread

[fightonusc]

The CommieHitlers @ Hip Young Popes game is complete. Video is attached.

[Darky]

Okay game. Both teams have been up and down all year. They don't deserve to be in the playoffs....but the Dove RBI division is pretty weak this year. So who ever wins the championship Dove RBI playoffs, will not stand a chance to The Empire.

[ryno]

at least we don't have a problem with confidence.

[fightonusc]

Franco's Cycle Paves Way for CommieHitlers Victory

DEE-NEE CITY - Julio Franco hit for the cycle while driving in five runs to lead The CommieHitlers to a 22-9 victory over The Hip Young Popes in a Fantasy RBI League game played Wednesday night at Tengen Stadium.

Franco's five hits were part of a 32-iht outburst for The CommieHitlers (5-4), who pulled to within a half-game of the Doverbi Division lead with the victory. Mike Witt went the distance for The CommieHitlers despite giving up 18 hits.

"Any time I can hold the other team to under 20 hits, I feel like I've done my job," Witt said after the game. "Being an RBI Baseball pitcher means having to get used to how inept and futile you are, despite your fake ERA. Fortunately, I've always sucked, so making the adjustment is easier for me than, say, Roger Clemens or Nolan Ryan."

Dick Schofield homered twice and drove in three for The Hip Young Popes (4-6) in defeat

[fightonusc]

The Poopydicks @ The OC game is complete. Video is attached.

[TβG]

what a horrible, horrible game... on so many levels.

[fightonusc]

Jackson Pays Back The OC

DEE-NEE CITY - Reggie Jackson made a statement against his former team on Friday, hitting two home runs and driving in six to lead The Poopydicks to a 17-7 victory over The OC in a Fantasy RBI game at Tengen Stadium in a game stopped after six innings.

"Who knew that this 'Jackson' guy was any good?," said OC GM BDawk after the game. "But we did get Wally Joyner in the trade, and that guy's like the new Lou Gehrig, right?"

Andre Dawson added a pair of homers for The Poopydicks (6-4), who pulled ahead by a half-game in the Doverbi Division standings. Bobby Grich and Tom Brunansky each homered and drove in two for The OC (4-6).

[Darky]

Finally the Poops get back on track. Wow, Reggie lit up the OC. Dawson is now tied with Dale Murphy for hr's.
Looks like the OC is going to need a lot of luck to get in the playoffs. I can't believe Doc Gooden got lit like that.
Good job Poopydicks for giving the Empire some cushion.

[fknmclane]

All you motherfuckers are on notice.

[fightonusc]

The Frank Tanana All-Stars vs. Empire game is complete. Get your money ready, someone. Game video is attached.

[ryno]

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darky]

Fuckin Sandberg and Dykstra were clutch off the bench and won the game for us. See the huge dip Dykstra had when he was at the plate. I told Dykstra to get loose and swing a bat, and the guy lights up a cig takes a couple of hacks in the on-deck circle and hits a seed for the game winning hit.

Murphy now has 14 bombs and leads the league. Boggs dedication in the off season has payed off. The fucker hit another bomb. 

Ryno, great job working with the pitchers and having them hit their spots.

nomaa, great job doing everyone's laundry. You are the best equipment manager in the league.

Shooty, tough one buddy. You know the drill and don't go deleting your account.

[Big Hath]

wow, looks like a great one

what emulator do I need to watch these videos?

[fightonusc]

VirtuaNES. You need that week's ROM and the movie file. Open the ROM and then go to Edit<Movie<Replay and choose the movie file and it will start playing.

[fightonusc]

The Empire Edges Close to Playoff Berth With Victory Over Frank Tanana All-Stars

DEE-NEE CITY - Lenny Dykstra's two-run double in the bottom of the eighth inning was the difference as The Empire moved to within striking distance of a playoff berth with a 7-6 victory over The Frank Tanana All-Stars in a Fantasy RBI League game played Monday night at Tengen Stadium.

After Brian Downing and Chris Speier reached based to start the eighth inning for The Empire (7-3), Ryne Sandberg followed up with a pinch-hit double to tie the game and to set up Dykstra's heroics. Calvin Schiraldi pitched a scoreless ninth to pick up the save for The Empire, who won despite stranding eight baserunners.

A lack of offense by The Frank Tanana All-Stars (3-7) doomed  a quality start by Frank Viola, who gave up three runs on seven hits in four innings of work. The loss virtually dooms the playoff hopes of The Frank Tanana All-Stars, who will need to win their final three games and, in the words of their manager, "hope for some sort of meteor to fall on everyone else."

[Shooty]

6 runs?  SIX FUCKING RUNS?  Wasn't my team the favourite going into the season?  My offense should be scoring 90 runs a game.  Fuck this.

Darky...send me your paypal account info and you'll have your ill-gotten money post haste.

[TβG]

i hate this year.

there, i said it.

[fightonusc]

i hate this year.

there, i said it.

Well maybe this year doesn't like you so much either...

[fightonusc]

The Coprophiliacs @ Attarack is complete. Game video is attached.

[Reds]

heartless loser fucking cunts.  If Keith Hernandez isnt the league MVP I may kill myself.  Without him, I dont think we'd have scored a run all year.

Also, I thought your two starting pitchers had to be in the 1 and 2 slots.  Wasn't this discussed?  Anyways. 

The Loser fucking coprophilliacs drop ANOTHER one run game.