gantry asked what beers they have here. so far i have yet to see corona in a liquor store, although i have only bought beer from the mexican equivalent of 7-11 (it's called OXXO)
i was in a bar tonight and i drank coronas and victorias. both of them cost 10-15 pesos (depending on the bar)...which means they cost between about 75 cents and 1.25.
in the OXXO, you can buy six packs of Sol, Tecate, and a few other mexican beers for roughly 4.50 a six-pack. i also bought a canned margarita for 13 pesos (a little less than a dollar) and it was surprisingly good.
i have no good idea how old the average girl walking on the street is. she could be anywhere between 13 and 20, but no, i haven't hit on any of them...you fucks.
i was giving one of the girls in my group a piggyback ride back after the bars tonight, she revealed to me a "big secret". the secret was that apparently some of the other girls on the trip voted her the girl most likely to make out with me first. since she is not my top choice, i laughed about it but did not make a move.
skanks, beer, and underage mexican girls aside, this town kicks ass. it is built on the side of a mountain and the views are amazing. walking the streets can be very tough because they are extremely hilly and every street in town is cobblestone. some streets are very steep. i am leaving out a lot but i am very fuxored up.
Quote from: Strassy on 06/06/09, 02:31:48 AM
i was giving one of the girls in my group a piggyback ride back after the bars tonight, she revealed to me a "big secret". the secret was that apparently some of the other girls on the trip voted her the girl most likely to make out with me first. since she is not my top choice, i laughed about it but did not make a move.
this means that you are the best looking guy on the trip then.
awesome.
Dude, she was actually handing her you her vagina and you rejected it. Get on that
Good stuff, some questions:
1) Where are you exactly?
2) How many people in your group? All from ISU?
3) How is your Spanish holding up?
4) Over/under on sexing a Mexican before leaving?
There are plenty of hot mexicans and banging one should be easy...
Quote from: Strassy on 06/06/09, 02:31:48 AM
i was giving one of the girls in my group a piggyback ride back after the bars tonight, she revealed to me a "big secret". the secret was that apparently some of the other girls on the trip voted her the girl most likely to make out with me first. since she is not my top choice, i laughed about it but did not make a move.
Maybe she just drew the short straw.
Or she's an ugly scrag and everyone thought that you were in her league
Or she's really into the whole John Merrick look.
Quote from: Gantry on 06/06/09, 04:45:45 AM
Good stuff, some questions:
1) Where are you exactly?
2) How many people in your group? All from ISU?
3) How is your Spanish holding up?
4) Over/under on sexing a Mexican before leaving?
first to address nomaaa's statement that i am the best looking guy in the group, you are correct in that assessment. however, i am also the only guy in the group. it is me, 12 girls between the ages of 20 and 22, and two middle aged women. the girl in question has a fantastic rack, decent face and decent body, but her forearms are pretty hairy and i think that spells trouble for what lies beneath, if you know what i mean.
on to gantry:
1. i am in taxco, mexico, which is about 3 hours south of mexico city. you can see it on google earth or google maps. check out some pictures of it, it looks pretty fkn sweet. last night in my drunken stupor, i realized that if i sit on the balcony of the house i am staying in, i can just barely pick up a wireless signal from another house. the house here does not have internet.
2. there are 15 students here from ISU. in the same house i am in, there is a guy from korea, a guy from ohio, and a guy from minnesota, who apparently all came here by themselves. we have also encountered girls from new mexico, san francisco, poland, and kenya.
3. the spanish is fine. so far i have not had an issue with communicating with anyone. there have been a couple times where i misphrased things and they didn't really get me, but we worked it out. a nice example yesterday was i confused the words for "sour" and "bitter" when talking to a woman who is hosting 4 of the girls that came here with me. she gave me some kind of a seed and said "this is bitter, try this"...it tasted fkn awful, but at least now i'll never make the mistake of confusing those words again.
4. i would enjoy sexing a mexican, if for nothing more than novelty purposes. however, at the first bar i was at last night, we were literally the only ones there (but it had an awesome view) and at the second bar, i was too drunk to focus on random mexican strange cause i was busy chatting it up with the american girls. there is also an issue in that my lodgings are not very accomodating of banging skanks. i have a room in a house owned by a retired mexican schoolteacher, and the wall of my bedroom backs up to the wall of hers...it would be pretty awkward but i might have to do it anyhow.
Strassy, how long are you there for? You should be banging at minimum, absolute fucking minimum, one broad a week.
strassy is right there
strassy, i support your not banging that chick. she'll tell the other sluts that you didn't so other ones will want to conquer you.
you have the upper dick hand
A vagina in the hand is worth two in the bush
but if she has a bush, you'll want to use your hand.
I think I speak for everyone when I say:
pics?
When I was in Costa Rica I found that being the "exotic" American (tall, blond hair, blue eyes) made me way more attractive to broads than usual. You should have no problem finding some Mexicanitas that want a piece of Strassy.
Did you bring condoms with you? I wouldn't trust 3rd world pussy very much, and I wouldn't trust Mexican condoms very much either.
racist...
Strassy is in Mexico and I'm the one with the violent diarrhea...
How's that for irony??
it's like rain on your wedding day
Quote from: Re-Peat on 06/06/09, 08:33:39 PM
When I was in Costa Rica I found that being the "exotic" American (tall, blond hair, blue eyes) made me way more attractive to broads than usual.
repeat must be drunk and just beer goggled himself
Quote from: broiler on 06/07/09, 10:01:32 PM
Quote from: Buffalo Bill on 06/06/09, 08:33:39 PM
Would you fuck me in this country? I'd fuck me in this country... I'd fuck me hard.
repeat must be drunk and just beer goggled himself
i first read "beer google" and thought it was a really awesome new search engine kinda like stumble but made by google - therefore, much more lucrative
Quote from: Re-Peat on 06/07/09, 05:58:40 PM
Strassy is in Mexico and I'm the one with the violent diarrhea...
How's that for irony??
oh don't worry...i had it yesterday...and maybe today too. my stomach is still doing somersaults, but they are much less severe than the ones it had been two the two days prior.
i have systemically deduced that every attractive girl on this trip has a boyfriend. however, another girl on the trip (who i have no desire to insert anything into) told me that "half the girls here want to suck your dick every night" but then would not reveal specifics. at least one of them MUST be willing to cheat...
Go after the ones with boyfriends...they'll cave. Trust me
Doesn't count if it's in another country.
Quote from: Strassy on 06/09/09, 05:55:57 PM
i have systemically deduced that every attractive girl on this trip has a boyfriend. however, another girl on the trip (who i have no desire to insert anything into) told me that "half the girls here want to suck your dick every night" but then would not reveal specifics. at least one of them MUST be willing to cheat...
she sounds fat and stupid
Quote from: Strassy on 06/09/09, 05:55:57 PM
i have systemically deduced that every attractive girl on this trip has a boyfriend. however, another girl on the trip (who i have no desire to insert anything into) told me that "half the girls here want to suck your dick every night" but then would not reveal specifics. at least one of them MUST be willing to cheat...
wow, not bang, just straight up suck your cock. if you don't nail one of these broads, you are dead to me.
See if you can get half the girls to suck your dick at the same time.
Quote from: fightonusc on 06/09/09, 09:04:47 PM
See if you can get half the girls to suck your dick at the same time.
Or see if you can get all of the girls to suck half your dick at the same time...
peat is a smart guy
strassy, why don't you post a group pick of everybody?
I would thoroughly enjoy rogering all of their cunnies.
Let me get this straight....
girl #1 is in the first photo (to the left)
girl #2 is in the second photo (the one with the keg)
girl #3 is invisible
girl #4 is "awkward"
I'd fuck them all. The 4th one seems the hottest, but I can't see #2's face very well. I'm not overly impressed with #3's face, but that doesn't mean I'd shove my dick in it.
And you're not allowed to comment on a guy's hotness or ugliness. Straight guys can't tell if other guys are ugly or not.
Quote from: CurtFlood on 06/10/09, 01:52:52 PM
Let me get this straight....
girl #1 is in the first photo (to the left)
girl #2 is in the second photo (the one with the keg)
girl #3 is invisible
girl #4 is "awkward"
girl #2 is in a pic that isn't showing up (GANTRY!!!)
I'll trust Strassy's judgement since he, you know, sees them in real life, but going solely based on these pics I'm ranking them 4,3,2,1
4,1,3,2
1 is hot.
The rest are obviously boneable but not horribly desirable.
They both looked significantly better in the other photos, though they both still look very good here.
Quote from: Nacho on 06/10/09, 06:35:42 PM
They both looked significantly better in the other photos, though they both still look very good here.
the circumference of girl #4's arm at the bicep is about as large as that of a broomstick. that outta get your engine roarin'!
Quote from: Nacho on 06/10/09, 06:35:42 PM
They both looked significantly better in the other photos, though they both still look very fuckable here.
I wouldn't say they look good... but hey. Who am I to judge?
Nothing a 12 pack can't fix...except those gums
so who is this mysterious #3? has anyone seen her yet?
Pretty sure it's #2 that doesn't show up now.
Anyway, #4 did look pretty beat in the new pic. I'm now going 3,2,4,1.
Strassy, I feel like I've gotta step in here. You can bone American broads when you get back, you'll have plenty of time... Stop focusing on the domestic tail and work yourself into some truly strange strange. Fire up some Mexican pussy. See if eating it gives you gas... I know that after fucking a Chinese broad I just get horny again an hour later. Maybe the same holds true for Mexico.
Quote from: Re-Peat on 06/10/09, 10:31:30 PM
Strassy, I feel like I've gotta step in here. You can bone American broads when you get back
lets remember who we're talking about here.
ok, i didn't realize i had to click on the download for #2. you need another pic of her, there's not enough info to judge frm that pic. not that my opinion matters...
You guys are weird, all 4 pics show up for me, and it's still 3-2-4-1.
Yeah, that's right.
Strassy....please fuck and relay info soon!!!!1111
Quote from: Attezz on 06/10/09, 11:11:00 PM
Quote from: Re-Peat on 06/10/09, 10:31:30 PM
Strassy, I feel like I've gotta step in here. You can bone American broads when you get back
lets remember who we're talking about here.
I didn't say they'd be of legal age, and I didn't say he'd actually finish...
Quote from: CurtFlood on 06/11/09, 12:10:37 AM
Strassy....please fuck and relay info soon!!!!1111
Good pic here. It makes #3 look a lot better, and clarifies the problem with
Skeletor $4. #1 is still looking good though.
OK, so they're not the hottest group of broads, but you play the hand that's dealt. You need to take care of business when they're still in party mode, too. The longer you're there, the less vacationish the place gets. In all honesty, the first night is usually the easiest chance to bang such a broad. It's not too late. Just kick it back into wasted party mode and you're golden.
i am fully aware of the lure of mexican chicks, and i have dabbled in that art back in the states. however, i am a bit leery (pun intended) about hooking up with a "real" mexican. i'm kinda worried that if i go back to her place, i'll end up in the middle of some part of town i don't recognize (most of the town) and then her angry vato loco boyfriend comes back and stabs me. i can't really bring back girls here because my room in next to the bedroom of the old lady whose house they sent me to stay in....i'll have to work something out, though.
curtflood, your arrow is alluring, but not only does she have a boyfriend (as does every passable looking girl on this trip), but she also rarely drinks...a difficult combination to surpass.
How did Flood get that pic without Strassy having posted it first?
he probably went on my facebook, found photos that i was tagged in, and then looked at the rest of the album.
Sly. Very sly.
hence the picture title
I'm thoroughly enjoying this thread.
Also I can't believe how much different #4 looks than from her first picture...which oddly enough I now can't look at without thinking the face she's making looks exactly like Mr Ed when he talked...which is appropriate since she has horse teeth.
And #2 still doesn't show up even when I click on it.
We really do need bikini pics to really decide, but #1 is winning right now.
It's #1 in a landslide. #4 is at the bottom of said landslide snacking on various grasses.
I'm partial to #2. I still have no idea what she looks like, but that's better than the rest of em. #4 I'm not even sure I'd fuck when I was wasted...maybe, but I'd need some guarantee that I could so some borderline illegal shit to her to make up for that fucking mouth
Quote from: Baines on 06/10/09, 10:06:20 PM
I'm now going 3,2,4,1.
You're just referring to the first picture, right?
No, I had already ranked them once after the first pictures. That was my revised ranking after the pic at the top of page 3. Sorry fellas, but #1 just isn't doing it for me.
Quote from: Baines on 06/11/09, 04:13:22 PM
No, I had already ranked them once after the first pictures. That was my revised ranking after the pic at the top of page 3. Sorry fellas, but #1 just isn't doing it for me.
No, I meant just the first picture with the old people.
Quote from: Shooty on 06/11/09, 05:05:29 PM
Quote from: Baines on 06/11/09, 04:13:22 PM
No, I had already ranked them once after the first pictures. That was my revised ranking after the pic at the top of page 3. Sorry fellas, but #1 just isn't doing it for me.
I hate having to explain my jokes.
Quote from: fknmclane on 06/11/09, 02:54:40 PM
It's #1 in a landslide. #4 is at the bottom of said landslide snacking on various grasses.
Quote from: fathedX on 06/11/09, 05:36:58 PM
Quote from: Shooty on 06/11/09, 05:05:29 PM
Quote from: Baines on 06/11/09, 04:13:22 PM
No, I had already ranked them once after the first pictures. That was my revised ranking after the pic at the top of page 3. Sorry fellas, but #1 just isn't doing it for me.
I hate having to explain my jokes.
My bad. I'm a dumbass.
Quote from: fathedX on 06/11/09, 05:36:58 PM
Quote from: Shooty on 06/11/09, 05:05:29 PM
Quote from: Baines on 06/11/09, 04:13:22 PM
No, I had already ranked them once after the first pictures. That was my revised ranking after the pic at the top of page 3. Sorry fellas, but #1 just isn't doing it for me.
I hate having to explain my jokes.
Indeed.
Its hard being this clever.
Quote from: nomaaa on 06/11/09, 06:56:06 PM
Quote from: fknmclane on 06/11/09, 02:54:40 PM
It's #1 in a landslide. #4 is at the bottom of said landslide snacking on various grasses.
I laughed.
Fuck hairy arms to keep her quiet, then move along to #3 in secret.
You barely know this girl and messed around with her in another country yet you are the asshole because she cheated on her boyfriend? I never get that shit, people waste too much time worrying about the "other person" - it's not Strassy's job to constantly monitor her relationship status, at least when he doesn't know the other guy.
Banging chicks that are in unhappy relationships used to be my bread and butter. I highly recommend it...it's so choice.
The best part is, they're never looking for a relationship out of you. It's sort of a stamp that they need to go ahead and break up with said boyfriend. It's so easy and takes little to no work
You wanna be like Fonzie, don't you?
Quote from: Gantry on 06/15/09, 10:55:38 AM
You barely know this girl and messed around with her in another country yet you are the asshole because she cheated on her boyfriend? I never get that shit, people waste too much time worrying about the "other person" - it's not Strassy's job to constantly monitor her relationship status, at least when he doesn't know the other guy.
Gantry, there is a simple explanation for this - women are insane.
Indeed, I may have to become celibate - i cannot deal with women anymore...
Quote from: Gantry on 06/15/09, 10:55:38 AM
You barely know this girl and messed around with her in another country yet you are the asshole because she cheated on her boyfriend? I never get that shit, people waste too much time worrying about the "other person" - it's not Strassy's job to constantly monitor her relationship status, at least when he doesn't know the other guy.
yep...my policy is, if i don't know the boyfriend, i don't care that he exists. obviously if i am friends with the boyfriend, i don't touch the girl, but otherwise...play ball!
i agree with bdawk here. they are the easier catch with the least amount of strings attached. easy money.
Or you could just lead her on for the next five weeks.
Homewrecker.
He did her a favor. Now it's her turn!
Can you post any pics of her tits and pussy?
Or pics of her tits in another chicks pussy? Like nipple to clit or something?
Basically, just get me something weird.
Can we get an update on the shitstorm you may or may not have created?
Strassy had a throwaway mention on another thread that carnal relations were achieved with one of the girls, but I don't know that he specified which one.
I know that part but I'd like to know the fallout and drama that ensued. Is she clingy? Is the other friend still mad at him for doing it? Did he ruin all chances with the other ladies?
so which was the one you made porky with?
nice job, strass
Quote from: broiler on 06/30/09, 12:26:58 PM
so which was the one you made porky with?
keg girl, I believe
did strassy delete the pics?
that CH
time for my "grumpy old man complaining about this shitty town" post. i started on this as notes just for myself, then decided to post it. so if anything is unclear, i will be glad to expound further. there's probably also a bunch more things on here that i haven't included yet
things that suck about taxco
there is almost no turkey or chicken, it's almost all pork and beef
produce is covered in flies
instead of juice, they have pop that tastes like juice (manzana lift)
no light beer
the cheese in the restaurants in putrid - literally smells rotten. and they put it on EVERYTHING
sour cream is watery and they put that on EVERYTHING as well
no whiskey
ketchup is watery
ice is rare
if you want something to eat past 9:00, the only option you have is street vendors, who are likely to give you a side of the runs with your food (which generally is awful)
everyone blasts shitty music in their cars
car horns are often replaced with police sirens/car alarm noises for some reason
the pop music is actually worse than american pop music
the american music that they play here is the worst possible american music out there
no one makes any attempt to prevent their kids from making noise constantly
very difficult to find internet that doesn't crap out all the time (even if you are paying for it)
the bars are all sausage fests
there is literally nothing to do besides drink (no parks, no movie theater, no NOTHING. you name it, Taxco does not have it)
there are no open spaces...everything is paved and there is not even any space between buildings
there are no sidewalks, yet almost non-stop traffic
people walk incredibly slowly and stop to chat with each other in the street, even though there is no room for anyone to move past them without getting run over
every other place i have been to in mexico is better, without question
Quote from: Strassy on 06/06/09, 02:31:48 AM
gantry asked what beers they have here. so far i have yet to see corona in a liquor store, although i have only bought beer from the mexican equivalent of 7-11 (it's called OXXO)
i was in a bar tonight and i drank coronas and victorias. both of them cost 10-15 pesos (depending on the bar)...which means they cost between about 75 cents and 1.25.
in the OXXO, you can buy six packs of Sol, Tecate, and a few other mexican beers for roughly 4.50 a six-pack. i also bought a canned margarita for 13 pesos (a little less than a dollar) and it was surprisingly good.
i have no good idea how old the average girl walking on the street is. she could be anywhere between 13 and 20, but no, i haven't hit on any of them...you fucks.
i was giving one of the girls in my group a piggyback ride back after the bars tonight, she revealed to me a "big secret". the secret was that apparently some of the other girls on the trip voted her the girl most likely to make out with me first. since she is not my top choice, i laughed about it but did not make a move.
skanks, beer, and underage mexican girls aside, this town kicks ass. it is built on the side of a mountain and the views are amazing. walking the streets can be very tough because they are extremely hilly and every street in town is cobblestone. some streets are very steep. i am leaving out a lot but i am very fuxored up.
just re-read this. it is pretty awesome...for about three days. then it gets progressively worse.
Did you just complain that there is no light beer? I think the US is the only place you'd find light beer because it is the place with some of the sissiest drinkers in the world.
Quote from: Nacho on 07/20/09, 09:39:24 PM
Did you just complain that there is no light beer? I think the US is the only place you'd find light beer because it is the place with some of the sissiest drinkers in the world.
fair...but look at my other complaints about food and drink. the commonly available meat is the less healthy kinds, the fruits and vegetables look awful in the market and are rarely served in restaurants, they put (disgusting and putrid) cheese and sour cream on everything. no light beer on it's own would not be an issue, but i don't know how everyone in this town isn't 300 lbs. i do notice a high (even higher?) percentage of overweight people, but it is more rare here to see someone who is extremely obese. the average person is pretty husky, though.
I don't get it....did Strassy just describe mexico or wal-mart?