estoy in mexico

[TempoGL]

gantry asked what beers they have here.  so far i have yet to see corona in a liquor store, although i have only bought beer from the mexican equivalent of 7-11 (it's called OXXO)

i was in a bar tonight and i drank coronas and victorias.  both of them cost 10-15 pesos (depending on the bar)...which means they cost between about 75 cents and 1.25.

in the OXXO, you can buy six packs of Sol, Tecate, and a few other mexican beers for roughly 4.50 a six-pack.  i also bought a canned margarita for 13 pesos (a little less than a dollar) and it was surprisingly good.

i have no good idea how old the average girl walking on the street is.  she could be anywhere between 13 and 20, but no, i haven't hit on any of them...you fucks.

i was giving one of the girls in my group a piggyback ride back after the bars tonight, she revealed to me a "big secret".  the secret was that apparently some of the other girls on the trip voted her the girl most likely to make out with me first.  since she is not my top choice, i laughed about it but did not make a move. 

skanks, beer, and underage mexican girls aside, this town kicks ass.  it is built on the side of a mountain and the views are amazing.  walking the streets can be very tough because they are extremely hilly and every street in town is cobblestone.  some streets are very steep.  i am leaving out a lot but i am very fuxored up.

[nomaaa]

i was giving one of the girls in my group a piggyback ride back after the bars tonight, she revealed to me a "big secret".  the secret was that apparently some of the other girls on the trip voted her the girl most likely to make out with me first.  since she is not my top choice, i laughed about it but did not make a move.

this means that you are the best looking guy on the trip then.

awesome.

[BDawk]

Dude, she was actually handing her you her vagina and you rejected it.  Get on that

[Gantry]

Good stuff, some questions:

1)  Where are you exactly?

2)  How many people in your group?  All from ISU?

3)  How is your Spanish holding up? 

4)  Over/under on sexing a Mexican before leaving? 

[BDawk]

There are plenty of hot mexicans and banging one should be easy...

[Shooty]

i was giving one of the girls in my group a piggyback ride back after the bars tonight, she revealed to me a "big secret".  the secret was that apparently some of the other girls on the trip voted her the girl most likely to make out with me first.  since she is not my top choice, i laughed about it but did not make a move. 

Maybe she just drew the short straw.

[BDawk]

Or she's an ugly scrag and everyone thought that you were in her league

[Shooty]

Or she's really into the whole John Merrick look.

[TempoGL]

Good stuff, some questions:

1)  Where are you exactly?

2)  How many people in your group?  All from ISU?

3)  How is your Spanish holding up? 

4)  Over/under on sexing a Mexican before leaving? 

first to address nomaaa's statement that i am the best looking guy in the group, you are correct in that assessment.  however, i am also the only guy in the group.  it is me, 12 girls between the ages of 20 and 22, and two middle aged women.  the girl in question has a fantastic rack, decent face and decent body, but her forearms are pretty hairy and i think that spells trouble for what lies beneath, if you know what i mean.

on to gantry:

1.  i am in taxco, mexico, which is about 3 hours south of mexico city.  you can see it on google earth or google maps.  check out some pictures of it, it looks pretty fkn sweet.  last night in my drunken stupor, i realized that if i sit on the balcony of the house i am staying in, i can just barely pick up a wireless signal from another house.  the house here does not have internet.

2.  there are 15 students here from ISU.  in the same house i am in, there is a guy from korea, a guy from ohio, and a guy from minnesota, who apparently all came here by themselves.  we have also encountered girls from new mexico, san francisco, poland, and kenya.

3.  the spanish is fine.  so far i have not had an issue with communicating with anyone.  there have been a couple times where i misphrased things and they didn't really get me, but we worked it out.  a nice example yesterday was i confused the words for "sour" and "bitter" when talking to a woman who is hosting 4 of the girls that came here with me.  she gave me some kind of a seed and said "this is bitter, try this"...it tasted fkn awful, but at least now i'll never make the mistake of confusing those words again.

4.  i would enjoy sexing a mexican, if for nothing more than novelty purposes.  however, at the first bar i was at last night, we were literally the only ones there (but it had an awesome view) and at the second bar, i was too drunk to focus on random mexican strange cause i was busy chatting it up with the american girls.  there is also an issue in that my lodgings are not very accomodating of banging skanks.  i have a room in a house owned by a retired mexican schoolteacher, and the wall of my bedroom backs up to the wall of hers...it would be pretty awkward but i might have to do it anyhow.

[fknmclane]

Strassy, how long are you there for?  You should be banging at minimum, absolute fucking minimum, one broad a week.

[TβG]

strassy is right there

[nomaaa]

strassy, i support your not banging that chick. she'll tell the other sluts that you didn't so other ones will want to conquer you.
you have the upper dick hand

[BDawk]

A vagina in the hand is worth two in the bush

[nomaaa]

but if she has a bush, you'll want to use your hand.

[Shooty]

I think I speak for everyone when I say:

pics?

[Re-Peat]

When I was in Costa Rica I found that being the "exotic" American (tall, blond hair, blue eyes) made me way more attractive to broads than usual.  You should have no problem finding some Mexicanitas that want a piece of Strassy.

Did you bring condoms with you?  I wouldn't trust 3rd world pussy very much, and I wouldn't trust Mexican condoms very much either.

[Gantry]

racist...

[Re-Peat]

Strassy is in Mexico and I'm the one with the violent diarrhea...

How's that for irony??

[Flood]

it's like rain on your wedding day

[broiler]

When I was in Costa Rica I found that being the "exotic" American (tall, blond hair, blue eyes) made me way more attractive to broads than usual.

repeat must be drunk and just beer goggled himself