So he booked an appearance in a Celebrity Boxing match. After collecting his $10,000 thousand, he sends his twin brother Ozzie into the ring to fight. Except that everyone realized the switch, since Ozzie doesn't have tattoos like hJose. Cops had to escort Ozzie out of the arena for his own safety.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Jose-Canseco-gets-punchy-sends-twin-brother-to-?urn=mlb-wp1507
He's the best...
The old switcheroo. When Peter Brady did it, it was great comedy. Jose Canseco does it and everyone hates him. Racist
Who the fuck goes to a celebrity boxing match in the first place?
Probably the same people who go to Monster Truck rallies
i have been to both.
There you have it...
What about sprint car races?
Clearly those people are cut from a higher crust. Truly the upper echelon of sports fans...nay, humans!
hJose could bang my wife and I'd still think he's cool as shit. . . . . .hJose can do no wrong.
Quote from: ryno on 03/28/11, 09:10:25 PM
hJose could bang my wife and I'd still think he's cool as shit. . . . . .hJose can do no wrong.
A-N-A-L?
he Jose Mother Fucking Canseco. He can do whatever the hell he wants.
when he "crosses home plate," I probably give him a forearm bash.
That paints a picture.
Quote from: Gantry on 03/28/11, 11:04:08 AM
Probably the same people who go to mud wrestling shows
Would attend again...
i think oil wrestling would be better than mud wrestling
Quote from: Gantry on 03/30/11, 11:02:07 AM
Would attend again...
same
Quote from: broiler on 03/30/11, 05:02:37 PM
i think oil wrestling would be better than mud wrestling
probably true...
My other buddy does blood wrestling, which is indeed a bit more on the sexy side - though for the most part the ladies and production are a bit higher on the mud side. Both are enjoyable, there's actually a rivalry between them which is a bit weird since I know people in both camps. They pretty much hate each other...
Blood wrestling?
I believe it's actually called "menses wrestling" you insensitive clod.
Quote from: Attezz on 03/31/11, 10:10:06 AM
Blood wrestling?
Well corn syrup & red dye, or something like that...
:disappointed:
i'd much prefer mud wrestling to "blood" wrestling. but yes, oil wrestling does sound better...
Quote from: fightonusc on 03/31/11, 11:42:49 AM
I believe it's actually called "menses wrestling" you insensitive clod.
you could be onto something here. are they slapping eachother with their tampons or what?
Are there any current major league-ers with an identical twin? Seems like an easy way to get around roid-testing. And a potentially hilarious premise for a sit-com on the WB...