hJose Canseco - still a piece of shit

[fightonusc]

So he booked an appearance in a Celebrity Boxing match. After collecting his $10,000 thousand, he sends his twin brother Ozzie into the ring to fight. Except that everyone realized the switch, since Ozzie doesn't have tattoos like hJose. Cops had to escort Ozzie out of the arena for his own safety.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Jose-Canseco-gets-punchy-sends-twin-brother-to-?urn=mlb-wp1507

[Gantry]

He's the best...

[BDawk]

The old switcheroo.  When Peter Brady did it, it was great comedy.  Jose Canseco does it and everyone hates him.  Racist

[Attezz]

Who the fuck goes to a celebrity boxing match in the first place?

[Gantry]

Probably the same people who go to Monster Truck rallies

[broiler]

i have been to both.

[Gantry]

There you have it...

[Attezz]

What about sprint car races?

[fightonusc]

Clearly those people are cut from a higher crust. Truly the upper echelon of sports fans...nay, humans!

[ryno]

hJose could bang my wife and I'd still think he's cool as shit. . . . . .hJose can do no wrong.

[Flood]

hJose could bang my wife and I'd still think he's cool as shit. . . . . .hJose can do no wrong.

A-N-A-L?

[ryno]

he Jose Mother Fucking Canseco.  He can do whatever the hell he wants.

when he "crosses home plate," I probably give him a forearm bash.

[Flood]

That paints a picture.

[TempoGL]

Probably the same people who go to mud wrestling shows

[Gantry]

Would attend again...

[broiler]

i think oil wrestling would be better than mud wrestling

[TempoGL]

Would attend again...

same

i think oil wrestling would be better than mud wrestling

probably true...

[Gantry]

My other buddy does blood wrestling, which is indeed a bit more on the sexy side - though for the most part the ladies and production are a bit higher on the mud side.   Both are enjoyable, there's actually a rivalry between them which is a bit weird since I know people in both camps.  They pretty much hate each other...

[Attezz]

Blood wrestling?

[fightonusc]

I believe it's actually called "menses wrestling" you insensitive clod.