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Title: Dear MR RBI
Post by: MR RBI on 05/30/05, 05:51:21 PM

Well since the servers are down i would like to set up a topic..more like a Dear Abby page...called Dear MR RBI...I will be here for all questions related to RBI ,which may include RBI withdrawls ,and if you just want to talk RBI...It's a open forum ,so feel free to open up to Dear ,MR RBI....

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: MR RBI on 05/30/05, 09:35:13 PM

We all need to talk to someone ,sometimes.

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Post by: TommyD (MrOJ) on 05/30/05, 10:28:42 PM

Mr RBI....

I know this one guy... he never gets to play RBI cuz his DAMN girlfriend nags him and hangs on him so even if he does play, he cant concetrate.... this egh.... one guy, he needs some advice ;)

Thanks,
Anomynous

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: MR RBI on 05/30/05, 11:35:05 PM

Dear Anomynous,
My advice would be to do her all day long and play RBI all night long.And if that does not work bend her over a chair and go online to play RBI while your doing her .This way you give the attention she needs and you get to play RBI...But don't forget you must be very good,i mean great at RBI to pull this off..

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Post by: TommyD (MrOJ) on 05/31/05, 12:40:37 AM

lol, dude ur goofy as hell... have to try it sometime!

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Post by: PHole717 on 05/31/05, 12:50:03 AM

Dear Mr. RBI

I want to play this guy named MR. RBI but we are never online at the same times. Could you tell me what times he might be available to play RBI with me?

Anonymous

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Post by: TommyD (MrOJ) on 05/31/05, 12:52:22 AM

me 2... i wanna see this!

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Post by: MR RBI on 05/31/05, 05:37:21 PM

Dear Anonymous,
I would say when the stars align towards the west .If that does not work ,your best bet would be on dee-nee between the hours of 12:00 Am to 12:00Am ,that way you will find your true time...

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: JoeDirt on 03/11/07, 08:16:42 PM

Dear MR RBI,

Who is manning your post on this thread now that you're band?

Sincerely,
Anonymous

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Post by: ultimate7 on 03/11/07, 09:11:32 PM

Dear Anonymous,

Since there have been no questions it hasn't mattered.

Sincerely,
Mr. RBI stand in

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Post by: Darky on 03/12/07, 11:34:44 AM

Dear MR RBI,

I can't seem to jerk off and play RBI simultaneously. What is the proper technique for this?

thanks from Sweden.

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: ultimate7 on 03/12/07, 11:58:36 AM

Dear Darkside,

This question and answer thread applies only to North Americans

Sincerely,
Mr. RBI stand in

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Post by: TempoGL on 03/12/07, 06:39:11 PM

i was going to say that up until joedirt posted in this thread, the 3 worst posters in the history of dee-nee had monopolized the thread. then i realized that until ultimate posted in this thread, the 4 worst posters in the history of dee-nee had monopolized the thread...

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Post by: fknmclane on 03/12/07, 06:44:52 PM

1 - MR RBI
2 - phole
3 - OJ

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Post by: JoeDirt on 03/12/07, 11:16:14 PM

SLAM!

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Post by: TempoGL on 03/13/07, 07:31:15 AM

personally i think Mr OJ is the worst...i mean look at how his first post in this thread is paraphrasing "i'm cool, i have a girlfriend...look at me!"

adouchebaggery

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: Darky on 03/13/07, 09:39:35 AM

Worse than MR RBI???

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Post by: ultimate7 on 03/13/07, 11:43:07 AM

I tend to agree with Strassy

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Post by: JoeDirt on 03/13/07, 04:39:44 PM

I am the only person on this board who could tolerate MR RBI...perhaps it's an Italian thing, but I didn't find him all that bad...a little psycho perhaps, but other than that...

The kid generally had good intentions...

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Post by: BDawk on 03/13/07, 04:43:49 PM

you love him...

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Post by: ultimate7 on 03/13/07, 05:00:59 PM

I never disliked Mr. RBI, he was annoying more often than most people here, but I could deal with it.

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Post by: JoeDirt on 03/13/07, 05:01:41 PM

He was waaaaay less annoying than that fat tubbo bdawk.

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Post by: Darky on 03/19/07, 10:30:45 PM

Dear MR RBI,

Last month my cock measured in just a little over 8 inches or 20 cm even.

Today, I measured my cock in an erect state, and it is now only 3 inches.

Do you think I should take the weight tied to my prick off? They say if I tie a 5 pound plate to my prick, that it would stretch it to the python status.

Should I stick with the Austin Powers pump with a Swedish flag? This is very concerning. My 86 year old Arab boyfriend or girlfriend wants me and the ole 8 inches back. Help please.

Thank you from Sweden

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Post by: Caveman on 03/20/07, 01:24:53 AM

Mr. RBI isnt touching that one with a 10 ft 5 in. pole.

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Post by: bonny on 03/20/07, 09:50:13 PM

Dear MR R.B.I.,

It's only March, yet my level of ball sweat is already unbearable. At the end of the day, I can wring out my jockeys. And I usually do. I am afraid I'm in for a long long summer. What can I do to prevent this from getting worse? I can't keep hiding my jockeys in the attic access forever you know.

Signed,
Bonny

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Post by: fightonusc on 03/21/07, 12:30:34 AM

When did The Dark Side take over Bonny's account?

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: Darky on 03/21/07, 08:19:07 AM

Dear Mr RBI,

One morning in the shower, I pulled out a pretty good size dingleberry from my cornhole. I then went right back to my cornhole digging for more, and I noticed that I kind of enjoyed the sensation of having my fingers up my pooper. So I used some conditioner to promote easy gliding and get 3-4 fingers up there.

However, this has caused a problem. My 86 year old boyfriend/girlfriend from some Arab land has noticed that I go through conditioner twice as fast as I go through shampoo. This has caused some problems for us.

Should I be honest with him/her?

Thanks from Sweden

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: bonny on 03/21/07, 08:25:34 PM

Dear Sweden,

Please fall into the ocean so all of its residents will die

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: Darky on 03/26/07, 08:04:33 PM

Dear MR RBI,

Often I ponder about the future of the universe. I reflect how we live in a time when meaning falls in splinters from our lives.
But a reptoid/humanoid looking species that I meet every year in the California Redwood forests just informed me that our distant past is our future? Is this true. Are we doing the same things over and over. Do the eastern religions have it right? Is life just a painful trauma where happiness is never still? Is planet Earth just a vibrational bus stop for our souls? Is it we that evolve in our minds and not our world? I just want to steal away from this hectic world.

Depressed and 14 joys with a will to be merry in Sweden

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: TempoGL on 03/27/07, 08:24:56 PM

i can't believe i'm saying this, but i think this thread has gotten a lot worse since Mr RBI stopped posting in it

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Post by: bonny on 03/30/07, 05:44:27 PM

Posts in this thread keep dissappearing/changing

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: Darky on 04/02/07, 08:46:53 PM

Dear MR RBI,

As I stare at the reflections of the ancient lake with my flaccid cock in my hand, I wonder how she could be here and warm, but I could look away and she could be gone. The beautiful, sentimental gentile wind that blows through my life every now and then is like a fragile flame in the wind. May I enter again the sweet forest, the hot dream and become so together where everything is broken up in dances? Is it still possible to propagate my lust for my life,
and flee the swarming wisdom of the streets? Ooh MR RBI, grant me one more hour, to perform my art
and perfect my life with this elusive cunt.

When meaning falls in splinters from our lives and down to 6 joys and a fading will to be merry in Sweden.

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: ultimate7 on 04/02/07, 09:17:53 PM

Dear Darkside,

Your first post question was maybe a little bit funny, since then it's just been a lot of the same thing and not funny.

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: JoeDirt on 04/05/07, 12:10:50 AM

Dear MR RBI,

Why do I read this stupid thread?

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: JoeDirt on 04/05/07, 08:51:24 AM

Dear Darkside,

Are you going to join the RBI Tourney or what?

Curious in Columbus

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: BDawk on 04/05/07, 09:01:21 AM

Dear Joedirt,

You forgot to add "Bi-"

Sanjaya

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: ultimate7 on 04/23/07, 04:10:28 PM

Dear Mr. RBI-

Please return so that you can delete or lock this thread

Sincerely,

All Dee-Nee Members not residing in Sweden

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: TempoGL on 04/23/07, 06:05:38 PM

i was just thinking the same thing. can we unban him for 5 minutes so that he can lock this thread? or better yet, maybe a mod would lock it...hint, hint.

I saw a guy who looked remarkably like MR RBI yesterday in Oak Lawn.

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: JoeDirt on 04/23/07, 10:45:47 PM

The fans have the right to boo.

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Post by: Darky on 05/17/07, 08:57:30 PM

Dear MR RBI,

I like to stick my cock in the vacuum hose. The suction and grip is awesome. I find that using mayo as lube gives me the sensation of fuckin a sheep.

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Post by: ultimate7 on 05/18/07, 01:10:12 PM

I got some of those posted as little as 6 seconds apart, impressive work me

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Post by: BDawk on 05/18/07, 01:21:00 PM

This is my new favorite thread

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Post by: Shooty on 05/23/07, 10:46:03 AM

I don't have time to read the last page of posts. Can someone summarize it for me?

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Post by: SeñorRBI on 05/25/07, 11:18:47 AM

Make excuse for my english. Eye knew to this. Eye cum across when eye look for beisball and like the funny.

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Post by: BDawk on 05/25/07, 11:28:58 AM

jesus christ

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Post by: ultimate7 on 05/25/07, 11:32:50 AM

I don't even know how to get the n with the 'n' with the '~' over it to display

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Post by: SeñorRBI on 05/25/07, 11:40:57 AM

It only work if you Spanish computer keys.

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Post by: Big Hath on 05/25/07, 11:43:22 AM

bullshit

ñ

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Post by: SeñorRBI on 05/25/07, 11:48:06 AM

How eye know you have spanish keyboard(question mark)

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Post by: fathedX on 05/25/07, 12:10:54 PM

ñ

Character map; it's found under Accessories, System tools.

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Post by: Big Hath on 05/25/07, 12:13:03 PM

or you can just copy and paste

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Post by: fknmclane on 05/25/07, 12:17:30 PM

BAND

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Post by: broiler on 05/25/07, 01:02:01 PM

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Post by: TempoGL on 05/26/07, 04:20:00 PM

that's actually spelled "pendejo"...i was crestfallen when i realized it wasn't a B sound at all. strange but true

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Post by: TβG on 05/27/07, 10:39:06 AM

i knew that too, but when i realized broiler's awesome wordsmithery i was willing to let it slide.

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Post by: Jen on 05/30/07, 12:04:50 PM

Very funny.

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Post by: BDawk on 05/30/07, 01:13:19 PM

Jen, can you please jump off a cliff?

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: Jen on 05/30/07, 02:52:12 PM

Since you asked nicely, sure! Do me a favor please babe, go first.

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Post by: Caveman on 06/20/07, 09:51:05 PM

Face!

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Post by: broiler on 06/21/07, 12:59:58 AM

Scratched!

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Post by: TecmoGuy on 06/28/07, 01:45:28 PM

and we have now come full circle

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Post by: Darky on 05/12/08, 07:05:20 PM

Bump?

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Post by: Darky on 05/12/08, 07:08:24 PM

Bump again for sr last chance level.... :D

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: MR R.B.I. on 05/13/08, 01:20:22 AM

Not even touching this. It was fun back then, but it is kinda stupid what i was doing. Gosh I've matured a lot last couple years. Sad!

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: nomaaa on 05/13/08, 11:37:46 PM

pubes itch, don't they?

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Post by: Darky on 05/16/08, 04:22:27 PM

Come to AG and test it!

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Post by: Nacho on 05/18/08, 10:11:23 PM

How bizarre, how bizarre.

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Post by: nightwulf on 05/19/08, 03:09:30 PM

Sadly, the "Last Chance Level" is confined to RBI-related forums.

Title: Re: Dear MR RBI
Post by: Darky on 05/19/08, 04:11:30 PM

lmoa...sounds worse than detention in the library with all the freaks....

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