Dear MR RBI

[ultimate7]

I never disliked Mr. RBI, he was annoying more often than most people here, but I could deal with it.

[JoeDirt]

He was waaaaay less annoying than that fat tubbo bdawk.

[Darky]

Dear MR RBI,

Last month my cock measured in just a little over 8 inches or 20 cm even.

Today, I measured my cock in an erect state, and it is now only 3 inches.

Do you think I should take the weight tied to my prick off? They say if I tie a 5 pound plate to my prick, that it would stretch it to the python status.

Should I stick with the Austin Powers pump with a Swedish flag? This is very concerning. My 86 year old Arab boyfriend or girlfriend wants me and the ole 8 inches back. Help please.

Thank you from Sweden

[Caveman]

Mr. RBI isn’t touching that one with a 10 ft 5 in. pole.

[bonny]

Dear MR R.B.I.,

It's only March, yet my level of ball sweat is already unbearable.  At the end of the day, I can wring out my jockeys.  And I usually do.  I am afraid I'm in for a long long summer.  What can I do to prevent this from getting worse?  I can't keep hiding my jockeys in the attic access forever you know.

Signed,
Bonny

[fightonusc]

When did The Dark Side take over Bonny's account?

[Darky]

Dear Mr RBI,

One morning in the shower, I pulled out a pretty good size dingleberry from my cornhole. I then went right back to my cornhole digging for more, and I noticed that I kind of enjoyed the sensation of having my fingers up my pooper. So I used some conditioner to promote easy gliding and get 3-4 fingers up there.

However, this has caused a problem. My 86 year old boyfriend/girlfriend from some Arab land has noticed that I go through conditioner twice as fast as I go through shampoo. This has caused some problems for us.

Should I be honest with him/her?

Thanks from Sweden

[bonny]

Dear Sweden,

Please fall into the ocean so all of its residents will die

[Darky]

Dear MR RBI,

Often I ponder about the future of the universe. I reflect how we live in a time when meaning falls in splinters from our lives.
But a reptoid/humanoid looking species that I meet every year in the California Redwood forests just informed me that our distant past is our future? Is this true. Are we doing the same things over and over. Do the eastern religions have it right? Is life just a painful trauma where happiness is never still? Is planet Earth just a vibrational bus stop for our souls? Is it we that evolve in our minds and not our world? I just want to steal away from this hectic world.

Depressed and 14 joys with a will to be merry in Sweden

[TempoGL]

i can't believe i'm saying this, but i think this thread has gotten a lot worse since Mr RBI stopped posting in it

[bonny]

Posts in this thread keep dissappearing/changing

[Darky]

Dear MR RBI,

As I stare at the reflections of the ancient lake with my flaccid cock in my hand, I wonder how she could be here and warm, but I could look away and she could be gone. The beautiful, sentimental gentile wind that blows through my life every now and then is like a fragile flame in the wind. May I enter again the sweet forest, the hot dream and become so together where everything is broken up in dances? Is it still possible to propagate my lust for my life,
and flee the swarming wisdom of the streets? Ooh MR RBI, grant me one more hour, to perform my art
and perfect my life with this elusive cunt.

When meaning falls in splinters from our lives and down to 6 joys and a fading will to be merry in Sweden.

[ultimate7]

Dear Darkside,

Your first post question was maybe a little bit funny, since then it's just been a lot of the same thing and not funny.

[JoeDirt]

Dear MR RBI,

Why do I read this stupid  thread?

[JoeDirt]

Dear Darkside,

Are you going to join the RBI Tourney or what? 

Curious in Columbus

[BDawk]

Dear Joedirt,

You forgot to add "Bi-"

Sanjaya

[ultimate7]

Dear Mr. RBI-

Please return so that you can delete or lock this thread

Sincerely,

All Dee-Nee Members not residing in Sweden

[TempoGL]

Dear Mr. RBI-

Please return so that you can delete or lock this thread

Sincerely,

All Dee-Nee Members not residing in Sweden

i was just thinking the same thing.  can we unban him for 5 minutes so that he can lock this thread?  or better yet, maybe a mod would lock it...hint, hint.

I saw a guy who looked remarkably like MR RBI yesterday in Oak Lawn.

[JoeDirt]

The fans have the right to boo.

[Darky]

Dear MR RBI,

I like to stick my cock in the vacuum hose. The suction and grip is awesome. I find that using mayo as lube gives me the sensation of fuckin a sheep.