Hopefully this won't be one of those jackasses that joins just so they can download a photo, and then never logs in again.
Or print lemonparty
I will also be watching the IPs like a hawk - if any normal member "steals" the 500th account there will be hell (read handjobs) to pay...
500 members, that is just crazy...
Quote from: Gantry on 06/06/05, 10:58:33 AM
if any normal member "steals" the 500th account there will be hell (read handjobs) to pay...
That member will have to give or receive the handjobs?
Quote from: Gantry on 06/06/05, 10:58:33 AM
I will also be watching the IPs like a hawk - if any normal member "steals" the 500th account there will be hell (read handjobs) to pay...
500 members, that is just crazy...
After I read this post I went to create account:
Gantry II - Electric Bugaloo - 500th Member
But member name could handle only about "Gantry II - Elec", so I decided against it.
Quote from: BDawk on 06/06/05, 11:10:41 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 06/06/05, 10:58:33 AM
if any normal member "steals" the 500th account there will be hell (read handjobs) to pay...
That member will have to give or receive the handjobs?
Usually a member is the receiver of a handjob.
not sure where else to put this, but April marked the first time in Dee-Nee Forum history that posts declined in two consecutive months - now with May over, we have three consecutive months with declining post totals - can the Dee-Nee community rally to break this trend?
I predict that post counts will amp up as we approach the Tournament...lots of smack talking and general excitement to be had...
QuoteGantry II - Electric Bugaloo - 500th Member
That's Boogaloo to you son. Bugaloo is too close to Bugaboo, a Beonce song...
Quote from: Gantry on 06/06/05, 12:37:31 PM
Bugaboo, a Beonce song...
I ask that this and any future reference to "music" by Beyonce be stricken from the record. Her tits and ass are of course fair game.
Well, it's actually Destinys Child, but I didn't know if it was spelled "Destinies" or "Destinys" or "Destiny's" so I went with the easy spell...
Hope that helps!
Quote from: Big Hath on 06/06/05, 12:00:06 PM
not sure where else to put this, but April marked the first time in Dee-Nee Forum history that posts declined in two consecutive months - now with May over, we have three consecutive months with declining post totals - can the Dee-Nee community rally to break this trend?
I was told to not post so much :(
The 500th member should get a $12 gift certificate to Walbog's.
Losing Darkside has definitly taking a toll on number of posts, but with summer arriving and the days being longer, I would imagine that has something to do with it as well.
And we have a winner... which, evidently, was Shooty... so he un-wins.
And the waiting continues.
Now we're down to 498 members. What the hell?
Shooty got his deleted, then MRS RBI got removed as well. And here we are!
we never found out what MR RBIs so "hot" wife looked like
D E V O
if the 500th member is a douchebag I will delete my account so he then becomes the 499th member, and well most will think that I will then re-sign up to become the actual 500th member, I will actual take my own life knowing that I was a martyr to the DeeNee community, the 4 remaining active RBI'ers will sing "Dust in the Wind" at my funeral.
Quote from: malnuboy on 06/07/05, 10:45:09 PM
if the 500th member is a douchebag I will delete my account so he then becomes the 499th member, and well most will think that I will then re-sign up to become the actual 500th member, I will actual take my own life knowing that I was a martyr to the DeeNee community, the 4 remaining active RBI'ers will sing "Dust in the Wind" at my funeral.
Perhaps the funniest post on a day full of funny posts.
are u really going to die before Julio Franco?
Quote from: MrOrangeJuice21 on 06/07/05, 10:52:19 PM
are u really going to die before Julio Franco?
Son, we're all going to die before Julio Franco. When the apocolypse comes, the only things left alive will be Julio Franco and Theo's friend Cockroach...
Tonight, I prepared my girlfriend to become the 500th member, I told her that at any given moment, she will recieve a phone call with strict instructions.
Then I told her that NSFW meant that there were pictures of kittens in the thread.
Quote from: fightonusc on 06/07/05, 10:54:19 PM
Quote from: MrOrangeJuice21 on 06/07/05, 10:52:19 PM
are u really going to die before Julio Franco?
Son, we're all going to die before Julio Franco. When the apocolypse comes, the only things left alive will be Julio Franco and Theo's friend Cockroach...
I'm fairly confident Mr. RBI will somehow make it, then issue challenges to both cockroach and Julio every second to play him in RBI, there heads will actually explode after 5 minutes of this thus leaving Mr. RBI alone in the world with a nintendo, a RBI cartridge, and no one to play.
This adaptaion of the end of the world was heavily influenced by a Twilight Zone I once saw were a guy (Henry Beamis?) survived a nuclear holocaust in a bank vault, was the only survivor, went to a library cuz all he wanted to do in life was read, he then dropped his glasses and stepped on them by mistake, and coulnd't see shit.
Quote from: malnuboy on 06/07/05, 11:02:06 PMalive will be Julio Franco and Theo's friend Cockroach...
This adaptaion of the end of the world was heavily influenced by a Twilight Zone I once saw were a guy (Henry Beamis?) survived a nuclear holocaust in a bank vault, was the only survivor, went to a library cuz all he wanted to do in life was read, he then dropped his glasses and stepped on them by mistake, and coulnd't see shit.
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Didn't they steal that from the Simpsons (possibly Family Guy)?
There was a Family Guy(I think) episode where the Peter's last remaining brain cell fell and broke it's glasses. I always wondered what the cultural reference was, and now I know. Also, if you're the last guy on earth, couldn't you just wander around until you find new glasses? It doesn't seem that hard.
That was a great TZ episode, the character discussed was played by the late Burgess Merideth (aka the Pengiun and Mickey from Rocky) - shit he looked old then and it was 1960...
he was very blind without them, so I imagine his chances of finding new glasses were not very good.
I also have seen that Family Guy and was pumped when I knew the refrence to point of telling everybody there about it, as usual nobody cared.
Quote from: malnuboy on 06/07/05, 11:13:03 PM
I also have seen that Family Guy and was pumped when I knew the refrence to point of telling everybody there about it, as usual nobody cared.
Just tell them that you were recently unofficially voted most popular on an RBI Baseball-based internet message board. People will start listening to you. And fast.
Quote from: Nacho on 06/07/05, 11:14:55 PM
Quote from: malnuboy on 06/07/05, 11:13:03 PM
I also have seen that Family Guy and was pumped when I knew the refrence to point of telling everybody there about it, as usual nobody cared.
Just tell them that you were recently unofficially voted most popular on an RBI Baseball-based internet message board. People will start listening to you. And fast.
traditionally I put my mask over a roll of paper towels and talk to it, it always listens.
Bump, as it's back to 499
Guest 06:13:26 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
The suspense is killing me!!
I guess he backed out
Upperdick has arived.
Account is not activated yet though, I still have delete rights if it doesn't fall through...
Upon having 500 members, do we get some sort of elected official to represent the Dee-Nee community in Congress?
No wumpstation without representation!!!
Quote from: Gantry on 06/09/05, 01:42:44 PM
Account is not activated yet though, I still have delete rights if it doesn't fall through...
Good!
Quote from: ericdavisfan on 06/09/05, 01:49:48 PM
Upon having 500 members, do we get some sort of elected official to represent the Dee-Nee community in Congress?
No wumpstation without representation!!!
I wonder how the 500 members of Dee-Nee stack up against the 535 members of congress?
29 accused of spousal abuse
7 arrested for fraud
19 accused of writing bad checks
117 directly/indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 arrested on drug-related charges
8 arrested for shoplifting
21 currently defendants in lawsuits
84 arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Are those numbers true?
Quote from: ultimate7 on 06/09/05, 02:12:07 PM
Are those numbers true?
No, but it sounds good.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/congress.htm
Quote from: ultimate7 on 06/09/05, 02:12:07 PM
Are those numbers true?
I have a hard time believing it... If a member of Congress got pulled over for drunk driving, my guess would be that it is 50/50 as to whether the officer actually give him the ticket. On the other hand, politics is a popularity contest, so Congress probably isn't the smartest bunch of goons, just squirrelly. So I guess it's more believale than I might have thought.
I thought that was the dee-nee record, which is pretty darn close...
None of those is me. Woo Hoo
DeeNee claims responsiblilty for no less then 50% of murdered hookers each year.
Quote from: malnuboy on 06/09/05, 02:56:11 PM
DeeNee claims responsiblilty for no less then 50% of murdered hookers each year.
So this means half of the dead hookers are someone else... not bad.
#500 is UpperDick.
It is my belief that an account be deleted so that B_easy, member 501, be granted all priviledges granted to that of member 500.
Quote from: Attezzobal on 06/13/05, 10:41:07 AM
It is my belief that an account be deleted so that B_easy, member 501, be granted all priviledges granted to that of member 500.
Agreed: #500 Upperdick = Overrated.
Show Upperdick Some Respect!
Will Upperdick's first post be like the Ken Griffey Jr rookie card?
Quote from: Big Hath on 06/13/05, 11:46:06 AM
Will Upperdick's first post be like the Ken Griffey Jr rookie card?
Never realized it was first in a set...What are the chances that it's entire value come from the fact that it's a #1 and doesn't have a rubber band line through it, and nothing to do with the fact that it's a Griffey card?
I've got two Griffey rooks, somewhere, probably squeezed in between a Donnie Moore card and a bullet casing.
Quote from: Attezzobal on 06/13/05, 12:02:33 PM
Quote from: Big Hath on 06/13/05, 11:46:06 AM
Will Upperdick's first post be like the Ken Griffey Jr rookie card?
Never realized it was first in a set...What are the chances that it's entire value come from the fact that it's a #1 and doesn't have a rubber band line through it, and nothing to do with the fact that it's a Griffey card?
I've got two Griffey rooks, somewhere, probably squeezed in between a Donnie Moore card and a bullet casing.
Not only was it the first in a set, it was Upperdeck's first ever baseball card. And I doubt that many of these cards ever touched a rubber band, because by 1989, cards like this went immediately into some kind of bullet-proof, radiation-shielded container.
Quote from: Big Hath on 06/13/05, 12:08:32 PM
Quote from: Attezzobal on 06/13/05, 12:02:33 PM
Quote from: Big Hath on 06/13/05, 11:46:06 AM
Will Upperdick's first post be like the Ken Griffey Jr rookie card?
Never realized it was first in a set...What are the chances that it's entire value come from the fact that it's a #1 and doesn't have a rubber band line through it, and nothing to do with the fact that it's a Griffey card?
I've got two Griffey rooks, somewhere, probably squeezed in between a Donnie Moore card and a bullet casing.
Not only was it the first in a set, it was Upperdeck's first ever baseball card. And I doubt that many of these cards ever touched a rubber band, because by 1989, cards like this went immediately into some kind of bullet-proof, radiation-shielded container.
What the fuck is up with your aviator?
Quote from: Attezzobal on 06/13/05, 12:12:02 PM
What the fuck is up with your aviator?
Canned response: Which browser are you using?
So who is the official 500th member?
Upperdick (http://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?action=profile;u=521). He apparently created an account, and never came back. All that hype for nothing...
Gantry should send him a message asking him to delete his account in the interest of fairness.
yeah - this sux
Quote from: Big Hath on 06/17/05, 10:17:35 PM
yeah - this sux
Is that Stackhouse dunking a basketball?
Or the superhero Flash playing basketball?
What's the deal with the large number of registered non-posters, anyway? What's the point of registering?
Gantry - does registering let you do anything else besides post?
I guess I should know since I'm registered. Oh well.
I think you cant see posted pictures in the forums if you are not registered, I think.
Quote from: malnuboy on 06/20/05, 06:06:26 PM
I think you cant see posted pictures in the forums if you are not registered, I think.
Exactly. It's all those "Guests" that are unable to see the lemonparty that sign up so they can see it.
I don't think guests have any restrictions, but I haven't been a guest in awhile...
Pretty much any attachment requires an account. If you log out, and try to download one of the Straight Pitch League ROMs (http://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?topic=5413.0) for example, you'll be redirected to a login page.
So they're all downloading the pictures of lemonparty, got it.
Quote from: malnuboy on 06/20/05, 06:06:26 PM
I think you cant see posted pictures in the forums if you are not registered, I think.
You think?
Therefore, I am.
Interestingly, more than half of the dee-nee member community has less than 10 posts all-time. What does this mean? I have no idea...
cogito, ergo sum an idiot...
There should be a hall of fame for members. Like when they get 10,000 posts or something.
Just like there should be a Hall of Fame Thread for threads with a lot of posts.
we should also have a aviator wing to this hall of fame for popular retired aviators such as potsie's
and by retired you mean never shown again in the future of all mankind or any other species.