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(1)MrOrangeJuice21: Purple Cobras (32-12)
(2)OctoFranco: Uniformed Humans (23-13)
(3)UnderatedNoobie: Elite Newbies (15-17)
(4)Attezzobal: North Stars (16-16)

Purple Cobras' playoff run[/u]
ROUND1: Defeated EIGHT seed 3-0
ROUND2: Defeated FOUR seed 4-3

Octo Fanco's playoff run[/u]
ROUND1: Defeated SEVEN seed 3-2
ROUND2: AWAITS WINNER OF SERIES BELOW

UnderatedNoobie's playoff run
ROUND1: PLAYS AGAINST NUMBER SIX Attezzobal

Attezzobal's playoff run[/u]
ROUND1: PLAYS AGAINST NUMBER THREE UnderatedNoobie

ALL FOUR MEMBERS LEFT IN THE PLAYOFFS ARE DEE-NEE MEMBERS

WUMPST

For what it's worth, I voted for Octo.

I voted for myself for confidence reasons, don't want my team to think I'm giving up on them...

how is your playoff format set up?

If Attez is the #4 seed and he won his first round game, he would have won it against the 5 seed and played you (PC) in the 2nd round.

An 8 seed format goes:  1/8 plays 4/5    2/7 plays 3/6

Attez is the six seed.  A league vote at the beginning of the season made it so MVP Points decided playoff seeds.  It weighs Winning Percentage with Margin of Victory (and originally had Opponents Winning %, but the formula was off for that.)

Attez dropped out due to time problems, so it is OctoFranco and UnderatedNoobie in the semi-finals to see who goes against Mr Orange Juice....

I still vote for Attez

everytime I see thios thread on the main page I think its about someone getting married or some shit.

When is this series gonna be played or over, I want to know if I was correct in voting for Octo

Octo was eliminated by UnderatedNoobie... Him and I start the series tonight.

You can view the brutal results here (http://www.angelfire.com/bc3/uniformedhumansrbi/index.html).  Some hard-fought, low-scoring games for the most part.  I was done in by a dearth of power, averaging only 1.4 homers per game as opposed to about 4 or 5 regular season (which I might add is saying something given my team had the very least power in the league) as well as Newbies' outstanding glovework.

Although I think it's clear to everyone that Attezz went "out of town" so he could avoid having to be embarrassed by me in the finals (see our season series against each other).

I can't verify this one way or the other, but there's a rumor going around that the finals have already been played once, and Pc won 4-2, however, there were multiple errors on the rom that was used, so they are now going to replay the series.

I'm sure it was by accident, but supposedly (according to the rumor), Elite Newbies team was made worse, and Purple Cobras team was made much better (Two of his players power attributes were cranked up to 990), but again, it should be noted that I'm simply trying to "stir shit up" and bad mouth the league and what-not and that it doesn't matter what I think because I decided not to be in the league any more (I wonder why??)...I'm also sure the Newbies will not verify this one way or the other, and Cobras will do nothing but say that I'm just an ass that doesn't know anything about anything and just hate him.

EDIT: It should be noted (Man, I love that phrase), that UnderatedNoobie has blocked my personal messages from being sent to him, so, chances are really good that this won't be verified, and tomorrow I'll just post the quotes that I recieved that Newbies wrote about this incident.

EDIT Numero Dos: Fuck it, I'm really impatient and I'm working back to back double shifts with 8 hours off in between, so here's the quote I recieved

QuoteEliteNewbiesRBI (7:15:17 PM): me and Pc played a whole series... i won the first 2, he won the next four... then i check the rom, and it turned out 2 of his guys had 990 power and some others were boosted significantly... my guys were made worse

QuoteEliteNewbiesRBI (7:16:12 PM): so we have to replay the world series some time

But yeah, this is a very credible league, and anyone who thinks otherwise don't know what they're talking about, I highly recommend this league

So I'm confused...you really do like the league, right?  And league management, correct?

Quote from: JoeDirt on 06/17/05, 10:59:44 PM
So I'm confused...you really do like the league, right? And league management, correct?

I plan on making sweet love to them when we meet at the tourney...AND NOTHING YOU SAY CAN STOP IT!!!

Quote from: Attezzobal on 06/17/05, 10:15:06 PM
I can't verify this one way or the other, but there's a rumor going around that the finals have already been played once, and Pc won 4-2, however, there were multiple errors on the rom that was used, so they are now going to replay the series.

I'm sure it was by accident, but supposedly (according to the rumor), Elite Newbies team was made worse, and Purple Cobras team was made much better (Two of his players power attributes were cranked up to 990), but again, it should be noted that I'm simply trying to "stir shit up" and bad mouth the league and what-not and that it doesn't matter what I think because I decided not to be in the league any more (I wonder why??)...I'm also sure the Newbies will not verify this one way or the other, and Cobras will do nothing but say that I'm just an ass that doesn't know anything about anything and just hate him.

EDIT: It should be noted (Man, I love that phrase), that UnderatedNoobie has blocked my personal messages from being sent to him, so, chances are really good that this won't be verified, and tomorrow I'll just post the quotes that I recieved that Newbies wrote about this incident.

EDIT Numero Dos: Fuck it, I'm really impatient and I'm working back to back double shifts with 8 hours off in between, so here's the quote I recieved

QuoteEliteNewbiesRBI (7:15:17 PM): me and Pc played a whole series... i won the first 2, he won the next four... then i check the rom, and it turned out 2 of his guys had 990 power and some others were boosted significantly... my guys were made worse

QuoteEliteNewbiesRBI (7:16:12 PM): so we have to replay the world series some time

But yeah, this is a very credible league, and anyone who thinks otherwise don't know what they're talking about, I highly recommend this league

First off, I had absolutely nothing to do with that ROM whatsoever, some retarded freshman made it and his brother sent it to me about a week ago... and before you know anything about something maybe you shouldnt type about it.  It should be noted that me and En played the games on different computers within 5 minutes of each other, so there was no way I knew about the difference that quick, for all I knew i was gettting lucky with HRs... secondly, i could really care less what you think about anything, ur a fucking retard... ok, go out of town to avoid a first round loss to a bunch of people who suck so bad at RBI.

QuoteEliteNewbiesRBI (7:15:17 PM): me and Pc played a whole series... i won the first 2, he won the next four... then i check the rom, and it turned out 2 of his guys had 990 power and some others were boosted significantly... my guys were made worse

Notice the "my guys were made worse" part... he may have told u, maybe not... but we both know who made the ROM and what happened.  If he didn't tell you the story, who cares, he's just being a dickfaced retard.  If he did tell you it, you're a dumbass for not posting that part.

Why would the Commissioner of said league have a "stupid freshman" put together the ROM for the finals?

i didnt... i was playing on my new laptop and told him to send me the rom to play our games

and he has some unreal reason that i just dont understand... "experimenting" like he's some RBI master that tries to learn the physics of RBI....

AIM: GreenGoblinsRBI

I never even talked to him, and, if you read the entire post you quoted (which, I'm not sure if that's possible without a dictionary in hand), you would see that I said several times that "I'm sure it was an accident" or "I'm positive Pc had nothing do with it" or things along those lines.

It just seems fishy to me, but I guess I'm reading to much into it.

And nice work with all the stock responses that I so clearly predicted. But, I'll still be waiting for a credible third party (but, as has been proven time and time again, there are none available in your league) to actually verify this, maybe you can give me the name of the bad rom and we can find out who actually made it?

Also, maybe you can shed some light on the "real story" as to who made it? And I did notice the "my guys were made worse part" and what I noticed about it, was it indicated s'more cheating.

Man, I am such a retard, and even I don't give a fuck about what I think. Which I'm sure you'll use as your sig line sometime soon, along with a "HE ADMITTED IT!!!" directly following the end of my quote.

Quote from: MrOrangeJuice21 on 06/18/05, 12:47:58 AM
and he has some unreal reason that i just dont understand... "experimenting" like he's some RBI master that tries to learn the physics of RBI....

AIM: GreenGoblinsRBI

And we can't have that now can we? That would be terrible if the people in your league actually figured out how to double check what they were using to compete! That'd almost be as bad as allowing a manager to check to see if a pitcher is using pine tar!!

(Not sure why the exclamation points, I'm not actually excited, exclamation point!      Judy's pregnant, EXCLAMATION POINT!)

Who is Judy, and why should I care if she's pregnant? Unless Mike D's the father, and it's a Poo Baby - then I'm definitely interested.

Quote from: fightonusc on 06/18/05, 01:13:21 AM
Who is Judy, and why should I care if she's pregnant? Unless Mike D's the father, and it's a Poo Baby - then I'm definitely interested.

Seinfeld quote (albeit not accurate) from when Elaine got in trouble for not using exclamation points and her boyfriend took a message that one of her friends was pregant (or getting married) but he didn't use an exclamation point...My bad.

Quote from: Attezzobal on 06/17/05, 10:15:06 PM
but again, it should be noted that I'm simply trying to "stir shit up" and bad mouth the league and what-not and that it doesn't matter what I think because I decided not to be in the league any more (I wonder why??)...I'm also sure the Newbies will not verify this one way or the other, and Cobras will do nothing but say that I'm just an ass that doesn't know anything about anything and just hate him.

EDIT: It should be noted (Man, I love that phrase), that UnderatedNoobie has blocked my personal messages from being sent to him, so, chances are really good that this won't be verified, and tomorrow I'll just post the quotes that I recieved that Newbies wrote about this incident.

1) i will verify what you said, from my quick glance over it... everything you said was pretty much my saying to you... although you did leave off a few key points that play a big part in the incident and what i said to you
2) we all know that you're trying to make a big deal out of this, and make the league look bad... it is a big problem, but Gg admits he did it, and Pc is replaying the last two games against Br today
3) i thought you weren't joining the league cause you were going to Ukraine or some shit... it's a great league, probably the best in the world ;D, and it gets better every season
4) and i never blocked personal messages, ill check to see, but i dont know what you're talkin about
EDIT: It should be known, that Uh is probably still feeling the hit he took from being takin out in game 7 of the semi-finals... 12-6, ouch  ;)

Quote from: MrOrangeJuice21 on 06/18/05, 12:41:54 AM

Quote from: Attezzobal on 06/17/05, 10:15:06 PM
Notice the "my guys were made worse" part... he may have told u, maybe not... but we both know who made the ROM and what happened. If he didn't tell you the story, who cares, he's just being a dickfaced retard. If he did tell you it, you're a dumbass for not posting that part.

Oh don't worry I told him about the newbie, Green Goblins... and if he comes out with some shit that says i think you did it let me clearify the last 3 things i said to him as i was signing off aim...

"I don't think Pc had anything to do with the rom being changed"
"I mean, he could have done it"
"Im just saying, it is possible"  ;D

I'm sure you can appriciate a possibility Pc, I mean we both know it's possible for our penises to take over our bodies and climb up our assholes !

What the fuck are you talking about?

This has nothing to do with OctoFranco, the Ukraine, or anything like that. I never even spoke to you, and yes, you have my personal messages blocked.

You really have a lot of trouble with reading comprehension, eh.

It doesn't take much to make the league look bad, trust me on this, I never saw those quotes, but it just does more to further the fact that it probably was rampant cheating, the fact that you take constant abuse from Pc (remember, he once made a thread, and the only purpose was to call you a backstabber), but yet continue to defend him amazes me.

See ya at the tourney!!

UnderatedNoobie is only defending what is right... my case.. urs is wrong...

PS. You are a fat ass, ugly, wannabe comedian.

Quote from: MrOrangeJuice21 on 06/18/05, 09:08:17 PM
UnderatedNoobie is only defending what is right... my case.. urs is wrong...

PS. You are a fat ass, ugly, wannabe comedian.

That was the stupidest post of all time, bravo.

And the P.S. makes it seem as if you wrote a letter, nice work there as well.

Ugly? Right here buddy...

who is that highly refined sexy man?

Also, I laugh if u call me ugly... look at this ugly ass douche bag.

Don't make me spank the both of you and send you to your rooms.  For fuck's sake, leave it alone already.

i leave it alone every time.... yet he decides to bring it back

That wasn't exactly a glamour shot, nor was it used as my senior picture, but it does prove that at least my face, as opposed to yours, doesn't look like something out of science fiction.

But hey, at least you haven't referred to your league as legit for a while now.

Mr OJ...I think that jacket is too big for you in the sleeves.

Quote from: fknmclane on 06/18/05, 09:40:29 PM
Don't make me spank the both of you and send you to your rooms.  For fuck's sake, leave it alone already.

no... trust me... ur face may  be the ugliest.

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and in conclusion...............

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;D
that is all

I think what TBT is trying to say, is that UnderatedNoobie suffers from Battered Wife Syndrome, which, should be clear to everyone that has read what he's written and then later been "forced to deny" a few days later.

It's amazing how you two kids stick together.

What's so underated about this noobie, anyway?

Quote from: JoeDirt on 06/19/05, 09:01:56 AM
What's so underated about this noobie, anyway?

His "Will" and "Confidence"

Who is his Will?  Willie Blohme?

no the thing is, Attez can never admit when he's wrong.

I voted for Attezz because I think he can somehow come back.

Quote from: MrOrangeJuice21 on 06/18/05, 09:29:20 PM
Also, I laugh if u call me ugly... look at this ugly ass douche bag.

Jesus H. Christ IS NOT ugly.  He is not a douche bag either.

I voted for Attez and would do so again. He'll win. If I know him, like I think I do, he'll win.


Secondly, Derrek Lee should win the triple crown and will not be an all-star.

Attezz won in my book.  Number 4 in the standings, #1 in our hearts.

Attezz definitely won the battle of "who would I rather see peeing on a dead whore/fknmclane at the Columbus tournament".

Well, sure, but look who he was up against....

I noticed a guest checking out this thread. I had to re-read it, and I think a bumpst is warranted.

I'd also like to call attention to the most nonsensical statement in the thread. If you've read the whole thread, you'll realize that that's quite an achievement.

Quote from: underatednoobie on 06/18/05, 04:56:53 PM
I'm sure you can appriciate a possibility Pc, I mean we both know it's possible for our penises to take over our bodies and climb up our assholes !

I'd like to see this to the death...

...except if Attez loses.