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Title: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: DamnTheCowboys on 07/22/05, 01:37:49 PM
What should we call it?  I'm picturing a Ruby Tuesday's type atmosphere with pictures of RBI players on the wall, actual bats they used during games, etc.   Waitresses are young hotties wearing tight baseball uniforms, all with jerseys of RBI players.   They wear baseball caps with the classic ponytail through the back of the hat.

Here's the initial menu (prices not yet determined):

Appetizers:
Chili Davis   (the San Francisco treat.   Mixed with spices)
Tom Herr's Potato chips  (with spinach artichoke dip)


Main courses:

Kevin Bass  (from the lakes of Houston, this is rich in protein and is served fried or baked)
Dave "Spaghetti" Righetti (delicious dish served with marinara sauce or meat balls)
George's stuffed Bell peppers

Sides:
Randy Bush's beans 
Jim's Rice  (steamed or shrimp fried)

Drinks:
Jack 'N Coke Morris
Chet Lemonade
Bob Boone's Hill Farm wine

Desserts:
Darryl's Strawberry Cheesecake
Jimmy Key Lime Pie
Mike Heath Bar
Candy "of the day" Maldonado   


You can call in your order and pick it up at the "Ryan Express Lane"

Restaurant is open 10AM to 12AM, except on Sunday nights, when we close Blyleven. 

Any additions to the menu or other ideas, add to this list!


Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: RedBarron on 07/22/05, 01:41:00 PM
Tony Gwynn and John Kruk ate all your inventory. . . . . . . . . .
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: ultimate7 on 07/22/05, 01:41:37 PM
Quote from: DamnTheCowboys on 07/22/05, 01:37:49 PM
except on Sunday nights, when we close Blyleven.


Nice
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: malnuboy on 07/22/05, 01:42:14 PM
The Mark Sullivan - A nice steamy pile of human excrement, your choice of mashed or baked potato
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: ultimate7 on 07/22/05, 01:42:41 PM
Sundae topped with whipped cream and sprinkled John Kruk nut
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: ericdavisfan on 07/22/05, 01:44:28 PM
You can serve the Dave Spaghetti Raghetti "Kruk style" with only one meatball
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: malnuboy on 07/22/05, 01:44:34 PM
Tom Brookens Oreo Chocolate shake. If you drink fast enough you get a free Brookens stache
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: ultimate7 on 07/22/05, 01:45:38 PM
Certainly Meat and Potatoes

Plus Wade Bogg's fried chicken and Beer
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: ericdavisfan on 07/22/05, 01:46:43 PM
Be certain to have plenty of

Tom BREWnansky on tap
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: ultimate7 on 07/22/05, 01:55:22 PM
Also something on the menu should be Mookie-flavored
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Stock on 07/22/05, 01:59:23 PM
With all breakfast entres:

Get Juiced (Jose Canseco Style)
Orange Jose
Cranberry Jose
Grape Jose
Apple Jose
Tomatoe Jose
etc..
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: ultimate7 on 07/22/05, 02:07:55 PM
Quote from: stockw19 on 07/22/05, 01:59:23 PM
With all breakfast entres:

Get Juiced (Jose Canseco Style)
Orange Jose
Cranberry Jose
Grape Jose
Apple Jose
Tomatoe Jose
etc..

Actually we could have one juice for each RBI juicer

hJose's Orange Juice
Benito's Apple Juice
McGwire Grape Juice   
etc.

Also maybe a Gantry special Vegan Platter
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: malnuboy on 07/22/05, 02:14:35 PM
There should be a "from the sea menu" made up of selection choosen entirly by Hjose Oqueno, and Hjose Rice.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: BeefMaster on 07/22/05, 02:24:25 PM
Chicken a la Eric King
Mike Scott's Hard Lemonade - served in greased bottles due to his high drop rating
Steve Lake trout
For those who don't care about spelling: Kevin Seltzer
Julio Francos and beanos

There also should be a Viola player available for romantic occasions, and the buffet should be named in honor of either Kirby Puckett or Tony Gwynn.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Gerlost on 07/22/05, 05:20:48 PM
There should also be a Chocolate Strawberry Cheesecake available.

-Stanley's Steamed Clams (or Steamed Hams)
-Ryne Sandbergers
-Ken Dayley Special (variety of soups)
-Joel Youngbloody Mary
-Don Mutton

If you wanted liquor added to any of the drinks, you could ask for the "PH Bonus."
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: MR RBI on 07/22/05, 05:34:37 PM
I like this guy DamnTheCowboys. I took a look at his profile. The only thing that bugs me is he's only two years old and has better grammer than me. I'm 30 and couldn't come close to his writing skills.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: TbT on 07/22/05, 05:45:37 PM
Quote from: ericdavisfan on 07/22/05, 01:44:28 PM
You can serve the Dave Spaghetti Raghetti "Kruk style" with only one meatball

;D
TBT hearts you EDF
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: DamnTheCowboys on 07/22/05, 09:41:05 PM
All of these additions so far are great.   I especially like the Ryne Sandberger.


The  "Big Mac" (McGuire) would be copy right infringement, so scrap that idea.   As is Howard Johnson's oysters.

How about Danny's Heep of cheese fries?  Or Donnie Moore's Deathwish Hot Wings?  (we need more bar food at this place).

  We would need TV screens that only show ESPN Classic style games such as the Mets-Astros 1986 ALCS game that went 12 innings (?), and so forth....then of course we could have a giant screen that shows a game of RBI in constant "watch" mode.
Prizes once a week for games such as "stump the master RBI Champ!" where you play an alleged RBI god and try to beat him man to man at a game.  Prizes include gift certificates and maybe a lapdance from one of the waitresses if it's the weekend.   We could have a secret backroom where you slip some extra bucks to a waitress and she takes you for a skinny dip in Terry's "Puhl"


We may need a kids menu.....Roy's Smalley burger.     Or Dan's Gladden Meal  (hot dog and crinkle cut fries with a small soda and an action toy figure of an RBI player.)


Also, incorporate team names in the menu, such as Angelhair pasta,  NL All-Star shrimp platter, Giant chicken club,  New York style pizza,  Boston Cream Pie.


We could sell reissues of those Reggie Jackson candy bars too.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: MR RBI on 07/22/05, 09:45:31 PM
Awesome!!! Totally Awesome!!!
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Gantry on 07/23/05, 12:23:22 AM
I hereby denote this dee-nee thread of the month... 
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Gantry on 07/23/05, 12:25:33 AM
I think there should be a Rafael Santana meal as well.   It doesn't matter what's in it, because it gets returned to the kitchen everytime and subbed for something else...
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: fknmclane on 07/23/05, 12:44:53 AM
Quote from: Gantry on 07/23/05, 12:23:22 AM
I hereby denote this dee-nee thread of the month... 

I couldn't agree more.  The creativity is incredible.

There should be illicit sold for Rock Raines on the dessert menu.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Nacho on 07/23/05, 01:27:55 AM
It's a stretch, but as an appetizer you could include Vince's Cole-slaw.  And on the poultry menu, include fried Cox.  That one might take a minute to settle in...

Menus could be upgraded by adding a Pedriq, which is an item that really isn't supposed to fit with the rest of the meal, but you can add it anyway for no real reason or purpose.  It just can't be an item of any major value.

This may have been said, but you should be able to upgrade your Chet Lemonade by making it Spiked.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: JerryD on 07/23/05, 02:06:43 AM
Tom Herr-ing
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: DamnTheCowboys on 07/23/05, 08:34:03 AM
Quote from: JerryD on 07/23/05, 02:06:43 AM
Tom Herr-ing

I love it!!!   The Vince Cole-Slaw would be great with that!
Another stretch for the fish menu is "Santiago's Catch of the Day"  (Hemingway's Old Man and the Sea reference)
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: JoeDirt on 07/23/05, 06:37:33 PM
All to go orders are wrapped in Craig Reynolds Wrap.

The lunch buffet is all you can get--eat until you're Tuefel (too full).



Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Gerlost on 07/23/05, 10:36:07 PM
Some more ideas.

-Rigatoni Armas
-Boiled Alexander (peanuts?)
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Nacho on 07/24/05, 12:40:07 AM
Featured alcoholic beverage could be the Brandy Alexander.

And don't forget the Don Sutton Chops (has this one been named?  Probably.)
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: rbiballer on 07/24/05, 02:36:51 AM
On the Kids Menu:

Everything would come (Mike) Witt Fries.

All the kids would get a free Wally-Lolli Joyner Pop if they were good.

If they weren't good, they'd have to eat a steamy hot Schofield Patty w/ extra Daryll Straw-pieces.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: JerryD on 07/24/05, 02:50:09 AM
The vegan menu would include:
Davey Cantou-Lopes
Tony Pena (penne) pasta
Potatoes (duh)
Brian "Bread" Downing
Jim Rice
Ryne Sandberg lettuce
Darryl Strawberries (duh)
and Jimmy Key Lime Pie

You could get regular, Teufel-size (two-fer), or a Heep (three-size)

For fish:
Wall-eye Backman/Wall-eye Joyner/Danny Wall-eye-ing
Kevin Bass
Tom Herr-ing
and Rafael Santana (crappy)

Oh, and any drink you order can be Spike'd.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: DamnTheCowboys on 07/24/05, 10:32:50 PM
Quote from: JerryD
The vegan menu would include:
Davey Cantou-Lopes

Strong.


Also, the restrooms would only include (Mike) Scott toilet paper
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: fightonusc on 07/25/05, 12:12:26 PM
All dishes are baked in our special Spike Oven.

Entrees:

Puhled Pork
Brookens Trout
Laked Alaska

Dessert:

Belgian Teufels
Crispy Rhubarb Jones Pie

Drinks:

Gator Wade Boggs
Pena Coladas
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: ericdavisfan on 07/25/05, 05:15:11 PM
I'd like to add Fettucini Aldrete to the menu


Don't forget to tell the customers about the Ken Dayley Special
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Nails on 07/25/05, 05:35:46 PM
Brocolli Speiers
Youngblood Veal, decorated with a Phil Garnish
Keith Lover's Pizza
Dickie Thon Hot Dogs
Doran with Cheese
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: JoeDirt on 07/25/05, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: Nails on 07/25/05, 05:35:46 PM

Keith Lover's Pizza

Doran with Cheese

I dont get these two
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Gantry on 07/25/05, 05:57:15 PM
Doran with cheese is because of the dee-nee nickname for Doran...

Someone needs to put these all on one list.  Then I'll add it to the main dee-nee site or the RBIdb, pure comedy gold
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: ericdavisfan on 07/25/05, 05:59:35 PM
I would think that Keith Hernandez would be the host/maitre 'd for the restaurant.  He'd greet each guest by saying "I'm Keith Hernandez."
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: JoeDirt on 07/25/05, 06:01:25 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 07/25/05, 05:57:15 PM
Doran with cheese is because of the dee-nee nickname for Doran...

Yes, but why is this?
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Gantry on 07/25/05, 06:05:19 PM
http://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?topic=6865.0

Breaks it down...
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: JoeDirt on 07/25/05, 07:32:25 PM
Quote from: Gantry on 05/09/05, 10:50:24 AM
Pulp fiction had the "Royal with cheese, pronounced "ROY-Al"
Our friend Eddy at the time smoked Doral cigarettes, we called them "Door-Al with cheese"
We were playing RBI, Doran became "DOOR-Ann with cheese"

Sorry you asked, aren't ya?

I, too, am sorry I asked.  :(
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Gantry on 07/25/05, 07:42:27 PM
I get that a lot...
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Nacho on 07/26/05, 01:49:36 AM
I still say that "Mrs. Roger" Doran is a better nickname.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Gantry on 07/26/05, 12:00:28 PM
Quote from: Nacho on 07/26/05, 01:49:36 AM
I still say that "Mrs. Roger" Doran is a better nickname.

This is an RBI democracy - if you like that name, take the two minutes and add it to Doran's page on the RBIdb:

http://dee-nee.com/wiki/index.php/Bill_Doran

Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Nacho on 07/26/05, 01:44:01 PM
Gantry, I got scared adn couldn't get it to work.  I didn't want to mess anything up.  I'd feel terrible if I blew up Dee-Nee and all that you have created.  Please help.  Are we friends?  Yes or No.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Gantry on 07/26/05, 04:36:33 PM
We are friends...  simply click the edit tab and scroll down to nicknames.  You can't screw it up, I can always go back to a previous version
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Nacho on 07/26/05, 08:22:12 PM
This is what comes up:

== External Links ==

[http://www.baseball-reference.com/d/doranbi02.shtml Doran's stats on Baseball Reference]
[[Category:Players in RBI]]
[[Category:Players in NES RBI]]
[[Category:RBI Secondbasemen]]


Where do I put the 'Mrs. Roger'?
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Gantry on 07/27/05, 01:16:32 AM
You are editing one specific section - External Links.  Sections are divided by the == Name == headers.  You either have to click the "edit" link above that one to do the Nicknames section or click the main "edit" tab at the very top of the page.  That'll give you the entire page to edit...
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: nice gaetti on 07/27/05, 10:07:35 AM
you've also got to include "lindeman's cookies"  very big here on the east coast.  chocolate chip or butter crcunch they come 3 to a pack...big time commodity in junior high.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: nice gaetti on 07/27/05, 10:20:01 AM
http://www.lindencookies.com/original.htm

so there called "linden's cookies"  oh well...i've always associated two...the delicious treats and the greatest .208 power hitter in the game.  i'll continue to do so.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: ultimate7 on 07/27/05, 10:50:42 AM
In any case, we could always kidnap Jim Lindeman and force him to bake cookies, I think that would solve the problem.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: GDavis on 07/27/05, 12:33:48 PM
Gooden Plenty's?
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: Attezz on 04/30/06, 09:45:55 PM
This thread deserves a bump.
Title: Re: The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!
Post by: TbT on 04/30/06, 09:47:10 PM
havent re-read thru, but i dont think these are already on the menu

bruce "brat-hurst"
or maybe the beans special could be called the "the Tudor"
or for the southern fried goodies, the Bob "chicken and grich"
low cholestral eggs, the matt "no-nokes"
and you cant forget the plush restrooms..visit either the his or hrbek

and theres also a Lindemans wine or somthing.  ran across a bottle once.