The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!

[Gantry]

I think there should be a Rafael Santana meal as well.   It doesn't matter what's in it, because it gets returned to the kitchen everytime and subbed for something else...

[fknmclane]

I hereby denote this dee-nee thread of the month... 

I couldn't agree more.  The creativity is incredible.

There should be illicit sold for Rock Raines on the dessert menu.

[Nacho]

It's a stretch, but as an appetizer you could include Vince's Cole-slaw.  And on the poultry menu, include fried Cox.  That one might take a minute to settle in...

Menus could be upgraded by adding a Pedriq, which is an item that really isn't supposed to fit with the rest of the meal, but you can add it anyway for no real reason or purpose.  It just can't be an item of any major value.

This may have been said, but you should be able to upgrade your Chet Lemonade by making it Spiked.

[JerryD]

Tom Herr-ing

[DamnTheCowboys]

Tom Herr-ing

I love it!!!   The Vince Cole-Slaw would be great with that!
Another stretch for the fish menu is "Santiago's Catch of the Day"  (Hemingway's Old Man and the Sea reference)

[JoeDirt]

All to go orders are wrapped in Craig Reynolds Wrap.

The lunch buffet is all you can get--eat until you're Tuefel (too full).

[Gerlost]

Some more ideas.

-Rigatoni Armas
-Boiled Alexander (peanuts?)

[Nacho]

Featured alcoholic beverage could be the Brandy Alexander.

And don't forget the Don Sutton Chops (has this one been named?  Probably.)

[rbiballer]

On the Kids Menu:

Everything would come (Mike) Witt Fries.

All the kids would get a free Wally-Lolli Joyner Pop if they were good.

If they weren't good, they'd have to eat a steamy hot Schofield Patty w/ extra Daryll Straw-pieces.

[JerryD]

The vegan menu would include:
Davey Cantou-Lopes
Tony Pena (penne) pasta
Potatoes (duh)
Brian "Bread" Downing
Jim Rice
Ryne Sandberg lettuce
Darryl Strawberries (duh)
and Jimmy Key Lime Pie

You could get regular, Teufel-size (two-fer), or a Heep (three-size)

For fish:
Wall-eye Backman/Wall-eye Joyner/Danny Wall-eye-ing
Kevin Bass
Tom Herr-ing
and Rafael Santana (crappy)

Oh, and any drink you order can be Spike'd.

[DamnTheCowboys]

The vegan menu would include:
Davey Cantou-Lopes

Strong.


Also, the restrooms would only include (Mike) Scott toilet paper

[fightonusc]

All dishes are baked in our special Spike Oven.

Entrees:

Puhled Pork
Brookens Trout
Laked Alaska

Dessert:

Belgian Teufels
Crispy Rhubarb Jones Pie

Drinks:

Gator Wade Boggs
Pena Coladas

[ericdavisfan]

I'd like to add Fettucini Aldrete to the menu


Don't forget to tell the customers about the Ken Dayley Special

[Nails]

Brocolli Speiers
Youngblood Veal, decorated with a Phil Garnish
Keith Lover's Pizza
Dickie Thon Hot Dogs
Doran with Cheese

[JoeDirt]

Keith Lover's Pizza

Doran with Cheese

I dont get these two

[Gantry]

Doran with cheese is because of the dee-nee nickname for Doran...

Someone needs to put these all on one list.  Then I'll add it to the main dee-nee site or the RBIdb, pure comedy gold

[ericdavisfan]

I would think that Keith Hernandez would be the host/maitre 'd for the restaurant.  He'd greet each guest by saying "I'm Keith Hernandez."

[JoeDirt]

Doran with cheese is because of the dee-nee nickname for Doran...

Yes, but why is this?

[Gantry]

http://forums.dee-nee.com/index.php?topic=6865.0

Breaks it down...

[JoeDirt]

Pulp fiction had the "Royal with cheese, pronounced "ROY-Al"
Our friend Eddy at the time smoked Doral cigarettes, we called them "Door-Al with cheese"
We were playing RBI, Doran became "DOOR-Ann with cheese"

Sorry you asked, aren't ya?

I, too, am sorry I asked.