The RBI Baseball Restaurant menu!

[DamnTheCowboys]

What should we call it?  I'm picturing a Ruby Tuesday's type atmosphere with pictures of RBI players on the wall, actual bats they used during games, etc.   Waitresses are young hotties wearing tight baseball uniforms, all with jerseys of RBI players.   They wear baseball caps with the classic ponytail through the back of the hat.

Here's the initial menu (prices not yet determined):

Appetizers:
Chili Davis   (the San Francisco treat.   Mixed with spices)
Tom Herr's Potato chips  (with spinach artichoke dip)


Main courses:

Kevin Bass  (from the lakes of Houston, this is rich in protein and is served fried or baked)
Dave "Spaghetti" Righetti (delicious dish served with marinara sauce or meat balls)
George's stuffed Bell peppers

Sides:
Randy Bush's beans 
Jim's Rice  (steamed or shrimp fried)

Drinks:
Jack 'N Coke Morris
Chet Lemonade
Bob Boone's Hill Farm wine

Desserts:
Darryl's Strawberry Cheesecake
Jimmy Key Lime Pie
Mike Heath Bar
Candy "of the day" Maldonado   


You can call in your order and pick it up at the "Ryan Express Lane"

Restaurant is open 10AM to 12AM, except on Sunday nights, when we close Blyleven. 

Any additions to the menu or other ideas, add to this list!

[RedBarron]

Tony Gwynn and John Kruk ate all your inventory. . . . . . . . . .

[ultimate7]

except on Sunday nights, when we close Blyleven.

Nice

[malnuboy]

The Mark Sullivan - A nice steamy pile of human excrement, your choice of mashed or baked potato

[ultimate7]

Sundae topped with whipped cream and sprinkled John Kruk nut

[ericdavisfan]

You can serve the Dave Spaghetti Raghetti "Kruk style" with only one meatball

[malnuboy]

Tom Brookens Oreo Chocolate shake. If you drink fast enough you get a free Brookens stache

[ultimate7]

Certainly Meat and Potatoes

Plus Wade Bogg's fried chicken and Beer

[ericdavisfan]

Be certain to have plenty of

Tom BREWnansky on tap

[ultimate7]

Also something on the menu should be Mookie-flavored

[Stock]

With all breakfast entres:

Get Juiced (Jose Canseco Style)
Orange Jose
Cranberry Jose
Grape Jose
Apple Jose
Tomatoe Jose
etc..

[ultimate7]

With all breakfast entres:

Get Juiced (Jose Canseco Style)
Orange Jose
Cranberry Jose
Grape Jose
Apple Jose
Tomatoe Jose
etc..

Actually we could have one juice for each RBI juicer

hJose's Orange Juice
Benito's Apple Juice
McGwire Grape Juice   
etc.

Also maybe a Gantry special Vegan Platter

[malnuboy]

There should be a "from the sea menu" made up of selection choosen entirly by Hjose Oqueno, and Hjose Rice.

[BeefMaster]

Chicken a la Eric King
Mike Scott's Hard Lemonade - served in greased bottles due to his high drop rating
Steve Lake trout
For those who don't care about spelling: Kevin Seltzer
Julio Francos and beanos

There also should be a Viola player available for romantic occasions, and the buffet should be named in honor of either Kirby Puckett or Tony Gwynn.

[Gerlost]

There should also be a Chocolate Strawberry Cheesecake available.

-Stanley's Steamed Clams (or Steamed Hams)
-Ryne Sandbergers
-Ken Dayley Special (variety of soups)
-Joel Youngbloody Mary
-Don Mutton

If you wanted liquor added to any of the drinks, you could ask for the "PH Bonus."

[MR RBI]

I like this guy DamnTheCowboys. I took a look at his profile. The only thing that bugs me is he's only two years old and has better grammer than me. I'm 30 and couldn't come close to his writing skills.

[TbT]

You can serve the Dave Spaghetti Raghetti "Kruk style" with only one meatball

TBT hearts you EDF

[DamnTheCowboys]

All of these additions so far are great.   I especially like the Ryne Sandberger.


The  "Big Mac" (McGuire) would be copy right infringement, so scrap that idea.   As is Howard Johnson's oysters.

How about Danny's Heep of cheese fries?  Or Donnie Moore's Deathwish Hot Wings?  (we need more bar food at this place).

  We would need TV screens that only show ESPN Classic style games such as the Mets-Astros 1986 ALCS game that went 12 innings (?), and so forth....then of course we could have a giant screen that shows a game of RBI in constant "watch" mode.
Prizes once a week for games such as "stump the master RBI Champ!" where you play an alleged RBI god and try to beat him man to man at a game.  Prizes include gift certificates and maybe a lapdance from one of the waitresses if it's the weekend.   We could have a secret backroom where you slip some extra bucks to a waitress and she takes you for a skinny dip in Terry's "Puhl"


We may need a kids menu.....Roy's Smalley burger.     Or Dan's Gladden Meal  (hot dog and crinkle cut fries with a small soda and an action toy figure of an RBI player.)


Also, incorporate team names in the menu, such as Angelhair pasta,  NL All-Star shrimp platter, Giant chicken club,  New York style pizza,  Boston Cream Pie.


We could sell reissues of those Reggie Jackson candy bars too.

[MR RBI]

Awesome!!! Totally Awesome!!!

[Gantry]

I hereby denote this dee-nee thread of the month...