Why not combine the two greatest things on earth: RBI AND BOOBIES
So this is open to other peoples opinions, but heres a start...
This is only to be played in the male vs. female mode...none of that gay shit
Straight (goes back to that male vs. female comment above) pitch only
You shut your eyes and both players randomly pick a team....
*Automatic threesome with your choice of the third lady if you pick Houston and win* (pretty sure that will never happen since the astros are awful)
For every run scored, one piece of clothing is to be removed.
After clothing has all been removed the following rules must be followed.
Homerun= Kiss
2 run homer= Kiss on any part of the body of your choice
3 run homer= Blowjob
Grand salami= Sex
Grand slam with ozzie= sex every night for the next week
gonna try this one with my lady soon....
im sure this could use some deeper thought but i just wanted to get something out there... any revisions are welcomed
Pitcher non-inside the park-homer: Free sex for life
This is unfair.
Ladies should be allowed to use Anything Goes style of pitching.
Gentlemen should have to use Batting Practice pitching.
Quote from: GAGNE on 08/24/05, 01:04:04 AM
This is only to be played in the male vs. female mode...none of that gay shit
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Welcome to Dee-Nee, irrational homophobe no. 389126.
the only problem with this idea is that the ratio of sexual acts to rbi playing hours is 1/23143498thousand. but best of luck to you in this endeavor.
If you were going to do this with your girlfriend anyway, couldn't you just play RBI and then fuck?
This whole idea fails to account for the difficulty of getting one's significant other to play RBI.
While there is a difficulty in getting your significant other to play... there are some ways around this. One idea that i have used is that if you can get your girlfriend to play, you will, in return, watch one of those gay makeover shows like Trading Spaces or some style network crap. Its all about COMPROMISING gentlemen. In the long run, getting your significant other to play this game will make your relationship more special and you will both become closer.
p.s - Remember that time in chemistry class when i was playing with the bunson burner and i singed my ballsack? I still cant grow hair on my left nut
There is a risk though on the opposite end. She may end up liking RBI, but there are odds that you may end up liking Trading Spaces. I came close to that with my last girlfriend and I'm not sure if that is worth the risk again...
Well done on the Saving Silverman quote youngster...You have potential but you need focus and determination to become a dee nee master the way Nacho Gantry Nightwulf have...
Hey guys, remember that time fknmclane got a blow job from his wife on Super Bowl Sunday while playing RBI Baseball?
Yeah, me neither...
Quote from: nightwulf on 08/24/05, 04:53:00 AM
Quote from: GAGNE on 08/24/05, 01:04:04 AM
This is only to be played in the male vs. female mode...none of that gay shit
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Welcome to Dee-Nee, irrational homophobe no. 389126.
You gay?
No, but I enjoy making fun of people afraid of them.
Quote from: Stevo on 08/24/05, 03:18:41 PM
Quote from: nightwulf on 08/24/05, 04:53:00 AM
Quote from: GAGNE on 08/24/05, 01:04:04 AM
This is only to be played in the male vs. female mode...none of that gay shit
...
Welcome to Dee-Nee, irrational homophobe no. 389126.
You gay?
Was that a question or a proposition? (Straight pitch or curve?)
Quote from: Stevo on 08/24/05, 03:18:41 PM
You gay?
The entire Dee-Nee community is gay, Stevo. Get over it. If you don't like it, run along and quit hanging around here. If you do like it, well... run along anyway. You've overstayed your welcome.
Quote from: Nacho on 08/24/05, 06:11:06 PM
Quote from: Stevo on 08/24/05, 03:18:41 PM
You gay?
The entire Dee-Nee community is gay, Stevo. Get over it. If you don't like it, run along and quit hanging around here. If you do like it, well... run along anyway. You've overstayed your welcome.
Whah - bitch boy. Get over yourself. I really don't care what the fuck you say or think about me.
Why do you stay around? You hate everyone. What's so much fun about being here?
Quote from: BDawk on 08/24/05, 06:29:56 PM
Why do you stay around? You hate everyone. What's so much fun about being here?
All the hawt guys, duh. :love:
Quote from: BDawk on 08/24/05, 06:29:56 PM
Why do you stay around? You hate everyone. What's so much fun about being here?
I don't hate everyone. Everytime I make a fucking statement, either a wise-ass or serious, I get shit. Therefore, I give it right back.
Quote from: Stevo
I lack any sense of humor whatsoever and the ability to take a joke.
Quote from: nightwulf on 08/24/05, 06:52:26 PM
Quote from: Stevo
I lack any sense of humor whatsoever and the ability to take a joke.
Sure, everything is a joke. suck me.
Quote from: Stevo
... and have a strange fascination with homosexual activities.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/24/05, 06:29:56 PM
Why do you stay around? You hate everyone. What's so much fun about being here?
Guys i'll tell you something. I think he likes the attention. I know from exprience, but as i have learned it gets boring and old. Stevo loves that you guys give him what he wants. I'm very greatful that i had a second chance to come back from my ban. I think when Gantry loses his patience he will ban this guy for life. I understand why he banned me, but i don't think Gantry will ever give another person a second chance because he is sick of guys that are out of control. I admit to my faults and am still learning to be part of the Dee-Nee family. I can't judge anyone cause i'm not better than anyone, but Stevo is out of control from what i see.
Quote from: MR RBI on 08/24/05, 07:11:30 PM
Quote from: BDawk on 08/24/05, 06:29:56 PM
Why do you stay around? You hate everyone. What's so much fun about being here?
Guys i'll tell you something. I think he likes the attention. I know from exprience, but as i have learned it gets boring and old. Stevo loves that you guys give him what he wants. I'm very greatful that i had a second chance to come back from my ban. I think when Gantry loses his patience he will ban this guy for life. I understand why he banned me, but i don't think Gantry will ever give another person a second chance because he is sick of guys that are out of control. I admit to my faults and am still learning to be part of the Dee-Nee family. I can't judge anyone cause i'm not better than anyone, but Stevo is out of control from what i see.
First off, I don't need the attention. Secondly, you are one pathetic individual. Finally, if Gantry decides to ban me, I'll still infiltrate this place. You'll never get rid of me.
What a douche
I apologize to everyone if i was this bad. I mean it, this guy is a total loser. I also noticed he is erasing threads before Gantry gets here. You can run, but you hide. I could've been a contender i tell you..
Quote from: Stevo on 08/24/05, 07:18:00 PM
You'll never get rid of me.
Gantry, this sounds like an open challenge...
Good thread. I plan on doing this with a hooker tomorrow night. I'll have her read this thread and then we'll get down to business.
I propose that if you hit back to back walzies with Sullivan and Owen, the hooker/girlfriend/wife has to serve you Eggs Benedict and coffee the next day in the nude and hold the sports page up for you to read while you eat breakfast. After breakfast she has to shower you, shave you, give you oral sex while you take a dump and wipe your ass after that dump and then go to the grocery store and fulfil your shopping list....she has to pay for the damn groceries.
Quote from: GAGNE on 08/24/05, 01:04:04 AM
You shut your eyes and both players randomly pick a team....
*Automatic threesome with your choice of the third lady if you pick Houston and win* (pretty sure that will never happen since the astros are awful)
Anybody here who can't beat their wife/gf at RBI WITH Hou against any team gets an automatic kick in the nads.
Quote from: DamnTheCowboys on 08/24/05, 09:35:27 PM
I propose that if you hit back to back walzies with Sullivan and Owen, the hooker/girlfriend/wife has to serve you Eggs Benedict and coffee the next day in the nude and hold the sports page up for you to read while you eat breakfast. After breakfast she has to shower you, shave you, give you oral sex while you take a dump and wipe your ass after that dump and then go to the grocery store and fulfil your shopping list....she has to pay for the damn groceries.
You are so much cooler than Man Of Steal...Anything Goes needs you, hop on over.
(and that wasn't sarcasm...Great post)
Quote from: MR RBI on 08/24/05, 07:32:45 PM
I apologize to everyone if i was this bad. I mean it, this guy is a total loser. I also noticed he is erasing threads before Gantry gets here. You can run, but you hide. I could've been a contender i tell you..
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Pussy.
Quote from: Stevo on 08/24/05, 07:18:00 PM
Quote from: MR RBI on 08/24/05, 07:11:30 PM
Quote from: BDawk on 08/24/05, 06:29:56 PM
Why do you stay around? You hate everyone. What's so much fun about being here?
Guys i'll tell you something. I think he likes the attention. I know from exprience, but as i have learned it gets boring and old. Stevo loves that you guys give him what he wants. I'm very greatful that i had a second chance to come back from my ban. I think when Gantry loses his patience he will ban this guy for life. I understand why he banned me, but i don't think Gantry will ever give another person a second chance because he is sick of guys that are out of control. I admit to my faults and am still learning to be part of the Dee-Nee family. I can't judge anyone cause i'm not better than anyone, but Stevo is out of control from what i see.
First off, I don't need the attention. Secondly, you are one pathetic individual. Finally, if Gantry decides to ban me, I'll still infiltrate this place. You'll never get rid of me.
[rant]You know stev-o, I have always been one to defend anyone getting banned, however this last statement does it for me. You are now pretty much just saying that if Gantry bans you, you will just try to come back and reak havoc on this site. Let me tell you, it is not that easy. I keep in contact with another bannee
? and Gantry does a very good job at keeping bans permanent. He will block your computer, and then any additional computer you try to log in on for life. If you come back as a different name on a different computer, he will just ban that computer as well.
If you want to be a dick to others on this site because you think you are tastefully retalliating, so be it. However, don't start threatening Gantry.
If you start a new job, you may get in disagreements and arguments with fellow co-workers, but it would be plain stupidity to be a dick to the CEO.
Maybe you should just take a voluntary couple of weeks off and get your thoughts together and send Gantry an apology.[/rant]
Now, back to banging chicks and playing RBI...
I once got a chick to play strip bond in college so I don't think it's out of the question. The thing is, if a chick wants your nuts enough to play a video game so she has an excuse to get her fuck tunnel stuffed, she is probably enough of a whore (or your wife) to bang you without all this tomfoolery.
Quote from: rdub on 08/25/05, 08:37:51 PM
I once got a chick to play strip bond in college so I don't think it's out of the question. The thing is, if a chick wants your nuts enough to play a video game so she has an excuse to get her fuck tunnel stuffed, she is probably enough of a whore (or your wife) to bang you without all this tomfoolery.
Yeah, but it makes a much better story if you play strip-Bible Adventures
Quote from: BDawk on 08/25/05, 10:22:48 PM
Quote from: rdub on 08/25/05, 08:37:51 PM
I once got a chick to play strip bond in college so I don't think it's out of the question. The thing is, if a chick wants your nuts enough to play a video game so she has an excuse to get her fuck tunnel stuffed, she is probably enough of a whore (or your wife) to bang you without all this tomfoolery.
Yeah, but it makes a much better story if you play strip-Bible Adventures
Myself and OctoFranco were all set to turn that into a drinking game, but couldn't figure out how, so we and about three others turned Duck Hunt with Game Genie into a drinking game.
Good times.