RBI SEX GAME

[GAGNE]

Why not combine the two greatest things on earth: RBI AND BOOBIES

So this is open to other peoples opinions, but heres a start...

This is only to be played in the male vs. female mode...none of that gay shit

Straight (goes back to that male vs. female comment above) pitch only


You shut your eyes and both players randomly pick a team....
*Automatic threesome with your choice of the third lady if you pick Houston and win* (pretty sure that will never happen since the astros are awful)

For every run scored, one piece of clothing is to be removed.

After clothing has all been removed the following rules must be followed.

Homerun= Kiss
2 run homer= Kiss on any part of the body of your choice
3 run homer= Blowjob
Grand salami= Sex
Grand slam with ozzie= sex every night for the next week

gonna try this one with my lady soon....

im sure this could use some deeper thought but i just wanted to get something out there... any revisions are welcomed

[JerryD]

Pitcher non-inside the park-homer: Free sex for life

[Attezzobal]

This is unfair.

Ladies should be allowed to use Anything Goes style of pitching.
Gentlemen should have to use Batting Practice pitching.

[nightwulf]

This is only to be played in the male vs. female mode...none of that gay shit

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Welcome to Dee-Nee, irrational homophobe no. 389126.

[TβG]

the only problem with this idea is that the ratio of sexual acts to rbi playing hours is 1/23143498thousand.  but best of luck to you in this endeavor.

[Nacho]

If you were going to do this with your girlfriend anyway, couldn't you just play RBI and then fuck?

[BeefMaster]

This whole idea fails to account for the difficulty of getting one's significant other to play RBI.

[GAGNE]

While there is a difficulty in getting your significant other to play... there are some ways around this.  One idea that i have used is that if you can get your girlfriend to play, you will, in return, watch one of those gay makeover shows like Trading Spaces or some style network crap.  Its all about COMPROMISING gentlemen.  In the long run, getting your significant other to play this game will make your relationship more special and you will both become closer.





p.s - Remember that time in chemistry class when i was playing with the bunson burner and i singed my ballsack?  I still cant grow hair on my left nut

[Gantry]

There is a risk though on the opposite end.  She may end up liking RBI, but there are odds that you may end up liking Trading Spaces.  I came close to that with my last girlfriend and I'm not sure if that is worth the risk again...

[Reds]

Well done on the Saving Silverman quote youngster...You have potential but you need focus and determination to become a dee nee master the way Nacho Gantry Nightwulf have...

[fightonusc]

Hey guys, remember that time fknmclane got a blow job from his wife on Super Bowl Sunday while playing RBI Baseball?

Yeah, me neither...

[Stevo]

This is only to be played in the male vs. female mode...none of that gay shit

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Welcome to Dee-Nee, irrational homophobe no. 389126.

You gay?

[nightwulf]

No, but I enjoy making fun of people afraid of them.

[fightonusc]

This is only to be played in the male vs. female mode...none of that gay shit

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Welcome to Dee-Nee, irrational homophobe no. 389126.

You gay?

Was that a question or a proposition? (Straight pitch or curve?)

[BDawk]

You gay?  Cool, me too

[Stevo]

You gay?  Cool, me too

original.

[Nacho]

You gay?

The entire Dee-Nee community is gay, Stevo.  Get over it.  If you don't like it, run along and quit hanging around here.  If you do like it, well... run along anyway.  You've overstayed your welcome.

[Stevo]

You gay?

The entire Dee-Nee community is gay, Stevo.  Get over it.  If you don't like it, run along and quit hanging around here.  If you do like it, well... run along anyway.  You've overstayed your welcome.

Whah - bitch boy.  Get over yourself.  I really don't care what the fuck you say or think about me.

[BDawk]

Why do you stay around? You hate everyone. What's so much fun about being here?

[nightwulf]

Why do you stay around? You hate everyone. What's so much fun about being here?

All the hawt guys, duh.