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General => News => Topic started by: Mike D. on 09/26/05, 06:04:12 PM

Title: News!
Post by: Mike D. on 09/26/05, 06:04:12 PM
No one reads news.  It's so lonely.  Don't worry News, I'm here for you.  I love you.  What's that News?  But I don't understand!?  I thought we were good together.  Oh yeah, well fuck you then News.  You were never good enough for me.  I should have listened to my IFF's when they said that you were no good for me.  You're a dirty whore, and I hate your stinky, unshaven vagina.  That's right, I can't stand your hair diaper.  Oh, and that necklace i got you?  It's a FAKE.  So go to hell and don't ever talk to me again.  By the way, I left my camping stuff at your mom's house.  Can I come over and get it?  Oh, just call her?  That's cool.
Title: Re: News!
Post by: fightonusc on 09/26/05, 07:13:59 PM
Mike D. is going to fuck News' mom in the starhole...
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Reds on 09/26/05, 08:06:26 PM
Quote from: fightonusc on 09/26/05, 07:13:59 PM
Mike D. is going to fuck GoReds' mom in the starhole...
Title: Re: News!
Post by: malnuboy on 09/26/05, 08:15:57 PM
without the news, Huey Lewis would just be that terrorist dude from DieHard.
Title: Re: News!
Post by: fknmclane on 09/26/05, 09:22:00 PM
Quote from: malnuboy on 09/26/05, 08:15:57 PM
without the news, Huey Lewis would just be that terrorist dude from DieHard.

POW

Dee nee is on fire today.  It seems like the post counts are down but the quality is way up.  This is at least the dozenth time I've laughed my ass off today.
Title: Re: News!
Post by: GDavis on 09/26/05, 11:10:35 PM
Quote from: Mike D. on 09/26/05, 06:04:12 PM
No one reads news.  It's so lonely.  Don't worry News, I'm here for you.  I love you.  What's that News?  But I don't understand!?  I thought we were good together.  Oh yeah, well fuck you then News.  You were never good enough for me.  I should have listened to my IFF's when they said that you were no good for me.  You're a dirty whore, and I hate your stinky, unshaven vagina.  That's right, I can't stand your hair diaper.  Oh, and that necklace i got you?  It's a FAKE.  So go to hell and don't ever talk to me again.  By the way, I left my camping stuff at your mom's house.  Can I come over and get it?  Oh, just call her?  That's cool.

legendary post
Title: Re: News!
Post by: Mike D. on 03/14/06, 12:23:45 PM
Bumpst.  Cuz I know GDavis likes this thread.
Title: Re: News!
Post by: TβG on 03/14/06, 01:22:29 PM
pure miked