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Started by Mike D., 09/26/05, 06:04:12 PM

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Mike D.

No one reads news.  It's so lonely.  Don't worry News, I'm here for you.  I love you.  What's that News?  But I don't understand!?  I thought we were good together.  Oh yeah, well fuck you then News.  You were never good enough for me.  I should have listened to my IFF's when they said that you were no good for me.  You're a dirty whore, and I hate your stinky, unshaven vagina.  That's right, I can't stand your hair diaper.  Oh, and that necklace i got you?  It's a FAKE.  So go to hell and don't ever talk to me again.  By the way, I left my camping stuff at your mom's house.  Can I come over and get it?  Oh, just call her?  That's cool.
"Drinking and playing RBI is a great idea!  Kinda like drinking and, well, anything else!"- Kevin McDonald, Boston neighbor

fightonusc

Mike D. is going to fuck News' mom in the starhole...
Quote from: BeefMaster on 11/13/17, 08:32:00 AM
there are also folks complaining about the lack of Bobby Grich, Dwight Evans, and Willie Randolph.

Reds

Quote from: fightonusc on 09/26/05, 07:13:59 PM
Mike D. is going to fuck GoReds' mom in the starhole...
Quote from: Gantry on 11/16/07, 05:05:20 PM
GoReds - a man among men...

malnuboy

without the news, Huey Lewis would just be that terrorist dude from DieHard.
What do you got there, the 4 volt? I did you a favor.

fknmclane

Quote from: malnuboy on 09/26/05, 08:15:57 PM
without the news, Huey Lewis would just be that terrorist dude from DieHard.

POW

Dee nee is on fire today.  It seems like the post counts are down but the quality is way up.  This is at least the dozenth time I've laughed my ass off today.
Quote from: BDawk on 08/29/12, 07:52:41 AM
I just wiped my ass then smelled the toilet paper.  What's wrong with me? 

Quote from: Kane on 08/22/16, 11:56:48 AM
the dude either has some high float or a mess between the cheeks.

GDavis

Quote from: Mike D. on 09/26/05, 06:04:12 PM
No one reads news.  It's so lonely.  Don't worry News, I'm here for you.  I love you.  What's that News?  But I don't understand!?  I thought we were good together.  Oh yeah, well fuck you then News.  You were never good enough for me.  I should have listened to my IFF's when they said that you were no good for me.  You're a dirty whore, and I hate your stinky, unshaven vagina.  That's right, I can't stand your hair diaper.  Oh, and that necklace i got you?  It's a FAKE.  So go to hell and don't ever talk to me again.  By the way, I left my camping stuff at your mom's house.  Can I come over and get it?  Oh, just call her?  That's cool.

legendary post

Mike D.

Bumpst.  Cuz I know GDavis likes this thread.
"Drinking and playing RBI is a great idea!  Kinda like drinking and, well, anything else!"- Kevin McDonald, Boston neighbor

TβG

Quote from: Nacho on 03/15/16, 10:17:08 AMWe've had babe drafts. We've had a sandwich draft. We can have our babes and eat sandwiches, too.